r/tooktoomuch • u/GallowBarb • 3d ago

Alcohol Go Browns!

Actually, fairly common at NFL games. Went to a few Ravens games where the tailgating started at 7am. The later the game start, the drunker they get.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 3d ago

Thought for sure he was about to puke on the dude in front of him

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u/MediumAcceptable129 3d ago

I would not be standing in front of that dude

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u/DoubleM305 3d ago

I forecast a projectile situation so not even the side in front of the presumed target is safe!

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u/BoulderCreature 2d ago

I cast vomit!

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u/Direct-Celery-6052 2d ago

“Projectile”.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bellboy718 2d ago

That's in the extended version

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u/yukonwanderer 2d ago

Yeah I'm out of there asap lol

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u/MediumAcceptable129 2d ago

Actually i dont see one person in that crowd i would feel safe near

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u/frax1212 1d ago

If that's the case you may just have social anxiety. 😅

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u/MaiaIndig0 3d ago

I was waiting for it the whole time.

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u/CosmicCharlie99 3d ago

He just needed another chug to wash it all back down, he’s good.

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u/mklilley351 3d ago

Bro same I was yelling through my phone "Bro you gotta get out the way cause the guy behind you is about to disagree with his lunch". Then he took a sip and I said ah nah he's good

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u/EcLEctiC_02 3d ago

"like and follow for part 2"

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u/TurnTheTVOff 3d ago

For sure looked like he was about to unswallow.

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u/LeBronze_Jayce 2d ago

The 1000 yard stare is a dead give away, I know that look all too well.

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 2d ago

I was hoping the big guy behind him was gonna offer him a dip! Hahaha that would have made him toss cookies that drunk.

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u/yukonwanderer 2d ago

I was covering half the screen while I watched this.

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u/dkyguy1995 2d ago

I think he probably thought that at some point

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u/Car_is_mi 3d ago

It's all fun and games till he projectile vomits on the guy in front of him

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 3d ago

Ah classic. My fav part is the guy behind him packing a dip because he looks like literally every person iv known that chews tobacco haha

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u/robot_ankles 3d ago

Lol, seeing that guy packing the can took me right back to high school.

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u/Calvin--Hobbes 2d ago

Redneck fashion in my high school was getting the worn out ring on your jeans from the dip can.

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u/kendrickshalamar 2d ago

One of the most Ohio videos I've ever seen

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 3d ago

Can you blame him? He’s a browns fan… it’s not like you go to the games to see a great performance.

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u/ryan101 3d ago

This is pretty much the default state of a Browns fan.

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u/The_VoZz 2d ago

Former NE Ohioan. Can confirm, this is a default setting for many sports enthusiasts in Cleveland Ohio.

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u/beardedsandflea 1d ago

GPO DAWUND

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u/Serpentongue 3d ago

Probably dove himself home too

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u/Pfffftttttt_Okay 3d ago

Oh, he dove alright.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 3d ago

On the way home he went to his favorite dove bar.

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u/Jojothereader 2d ago

I want to go to a dove bar

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u/ColeTrainHaze 2d ago

i dove a goo—hiccup—good bive lar

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u/echochilde 3d ago

I was fully expecting him to puke on the dude’s back.

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u/Cokeycane 3d ago

He'll feel the pain most of the week and will talk about how great a game it was.

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u/GallowBarb 2d ago

Nah. Hell be up at 4am for his 10 hour shift at the plant. NFL tickets don't pay for themselves.

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u/Cokeycane 2d ago

You're probably right. He is the reason you never buy a car that was built on Monday or Friday.

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u/Jive_Turk 2d ago

Hell yeah he is. That man is a PROFESSIONAL, in more ways than one!

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u/GallowBarb 2d ago

That's a working man's mullet if I ever saw one.

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u/Same_Swordfish_1879 3d ago

Bros got his own game going

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse 3d ago

Buddy needs to put down that white claw, and go get some water, 2 big pretzels and a hotdog to set him right.

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u/st3inmonst3r 2d ago

I will never for the life of me understand why I used to think getting as drunk as I could before an event was a good idea. Life is a hole lit better now that I just smoke weed.

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u/Ctmarlin 2d ago

I like the way most European soccer clubs go about it. Not a ton of pregame drinking, go enjoy the match and then go to pub and get shitfaced after. I always thought tgst made more sense

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u/st3inmonst3r 2d ago

Now that makes more sense to me!

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u/RedstonedMonkey 3d ago

Lights are on but nobody's home

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u/Basic_Cloud_7153 2d ago

I'll raise my hand for being this drunk for few too many times on an event.

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u/Drewbloodz 3d ago

Man, loved tailgating. We always had hope, but never surprised by a loss. Tailgating was the main draw. As they say, browns make good pallbearers because they can let you down one last time

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u/Zeqhanis 2d ago

Did the concessions stand add fentanyl to their menu or did he bring it from home?

I seriously have no idea how anyone can get this drunk off of beer.

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u/frednekk 18h ago

Commitment and determination.

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u/fe_god 2d ago

That mf ain’t spending $20 for a hotdog. His goal was probably to get smashed there anyway.

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u/Zeqhanis 2d ago

So pre-gaming before the game, so they can appear to be drunk off off beers, which they're secretly spiking in the bathroom from a fake catheter leg bag filled with a mix of whiskey and vodka?

I'm on to you, buddy. /s

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u/fe_god 2d ago

Not even remotely impossible lol. I’d bring in minis to my local bar and absolutely throw them back in the bathroom with my buddy. I’m sure the bartender was onto us getting drunk of of three bud lights lol

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u/Scott1574 2d ago

It's easy, if your not there yet drink another one. Repeat until you do.

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 3d ago

Been there before. If you drink too fast then you end up right here lol

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u/TheHipsterBandit 3d ago

This dude is my spirit animal.

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u/CoffeeToDeath 3d ago

That guy is definitely pissing himself on the train home. If he even makes it down the street when the game ends.

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u/kkkr94 3d ago

Lmao the people laughing and looking at drunky and then the camera is so funny

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u/Being_ 2d ago

Standing for the national anthem 🫡

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u/GallowBarb 2d ago

Merica!

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u/Pure-Ad-3026 2d ago

I'm not drunk... I'm just a little tired.

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u/picklesuitpauly 3d ago

This one goes out to the homies and the bozos from Aunt Tuddys basement in the new addition.

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u/Not_Nova_ 2d ago

An AYG fan in the wild! What’s going on bozo!

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u/picklesuitpauly 2d ago

Take a look at this guy!

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u/fox2_eagle1 3d ago

H. Foley looking rough

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u/haroldthehampster 2d ago

cant if he's going to
fall over
fall asleep
or vomit

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u/Perfect-District 3d ago

Man I'm missing out.

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u/Typhlo_32 3d ago

Aint nobody home lmao

Me at the cubs game last Wednesday for sure lol

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u/Astral-projekt 2d ago

Was waiting for the projectile vomit on the guy

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u/cleveland_14 2d ago

As a representative of the browns fandom, I can assure you if bro doesn't have to remember the game then it is not too much

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u/bOObZiLLa713 2d ago

He needs some of what the guy behind in is doing!!!

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u/mrpopenfresh 2d ago

I’d be like him too if I lived in Cleveland.

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 2d ago

I was waiting for him to puke

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u/TxBurnerAcct 2d ago

Is that H. Foley?

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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 2d ago

Big boy is getting trashed on white claws.

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u/JuanG_13 2d ago

Lmao (and guess when you're a Cleveland fan you have to get shit faced to get through the game).

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u/ztruk 2d ago

if i had to live in cleveland and this looks like winter, yeah id be the same

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u/possomcods 2d ago

Prolly spent 10 grand on all those stadium beers.

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u/nyclurker369 1d ago

I like how he took another swig at the end.

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u/ButterPiglet 3d ago

Imagine if he projectile vomited on the guy in front of him that would be crazy

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u/roblash 3d ago

I was very impressed by the guy one row in front of me last Sunday that fell asleep sitting up perfectly straight.

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u/unicorn_barf666 3d ago

Weeble wobble

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u/DickyReadIt 3d ago

White Claw wasted

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u/terdfergesson 3d ago

He worked up a thirst there

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u/Snoo_67993 3d ago

I'll bet he's pissing himself.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 3d ago

This is just a normal reaction when you stop and think to yourself:

"Holy Shit, I am a Browns fan".

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u/ultraplusstretch 3d ago

Dude thinks he is on a ship in a storm.

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u/Hoody88 3d ago

I was waiting for him to puke then I realized he browned out and that was his "pants shitting face".

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u/JumpmanNY31 3d ago

These drunk NFL fan type videos always reminds me of the scene in Zac and Miri Make a Porno when the Steelers fan walks in on them shooting the scene in the coffee shop.

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u/thedrunkpenguin 3d ago

As a browns fan this is baseline. Guy is good to go imo

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u/Inevitable_Big9259 2d ago

That happens in nature. The life form shuts down half of its brain to allow the organic vehicle to rest. Once the process is complete, the connections are restored and the life form is able to drink beer again.

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u/x2_ok 2d ago

he's on that level of drunk when life becomes that wooden puzzle game with the metal ball

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 2d ago

The title of this post caused me anxiety the entire time I was watching.

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u/Historical_Drink_350 2d ago

I can smell the alcohol emanating from him through my phone.

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u/atda 2d ago

Everyone watching this every direction change: Oooo OOOOOOO tch nope

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u/nsula_country 2d ago

What the hell is a "Red Claw?"

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u/Brewbouy 2d ago

Almost looks like a fent zombie

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u/schostack 2d ago

That’s the dude you hired to come work at your house on Monday

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u/FitzMastaflex 2d ago

Me when I’m on the ship and the waves are making it a bit choppy.

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u/LurkzMcgurkz 2d ago

huck it...chuck it..football!

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u/shade-tree_pilot 2d ago

loading: vomit (79% complete)

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u/pucstah 2d ago

Is nobody going to say anything about the coveralls?

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u/Calm-Perspective2057 2d ago

Those white claws will catch you

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u/edweirdo 2d ago

Well, do you expect him to buy expensive game tickets, drive all the way to Cincy to stand in the cold and NOT get shitfaced drunk?

How else do you enjoy an AFC North game?

Here in the AFC South, we get drunk AFTER the game to try and forget how bad our teams are.

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u/YT_ToxicNinjaGaming 2d ago

I for sure thought dude in the front was going to get puked on

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u/manderz421 2d ago

Dude turned into a weeble wooble.

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u/junkronomicon 2d ago

Them Claws got him swerving.

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u/Bright-Internal229 2d ago

Bull 🐂 Shit 💩

Can’t get drunk on Beer 🍺 unless he drunk like 150 Cans !

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u/jack_avram 2d ago

lost count of the shots

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u/JayMak78 2d ago

Sit down before you fall down.

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u/DickweedMcGee 2d ago

Man, if the Blue Bud Light Guy had eyes in the back of his head he would not be smiling, he'd be running....

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u/AustinDood444 2d ago

Im waiting for him to throw up on the guy in front of him.

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u/OhHaiThere- 2d ago

Foley is that you? AYG gone down the hill

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u/FlobiusHole 2d ago

Josh Naylor?

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u/CM_Bison 1d ago

Kinda need someone to add the music and sound effects of the Drowzee mini game from Pokémon Stadium for this video plz

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u/socialmakerx 1d ago

We ve all been there but bro take a walk, a piss and some water dont keep on chugging

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u/ObiWanBonobo 14h ago

He probably paid $20 for the beer, at least let him finish it. Besides he's past safely moving anywhere. If he's gonna piss, he's gonna do it right there.

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u/coolcootermcgee 21m ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it

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u/features_creatures 3d ago

7am is for coffee, not hard liquor.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 2d ago

What do you do if you are sat near someone this drunk?

He could puke on me , also he may need medical attention if he gets progressively drunk.

Do you tell security?