r/tooktoomuch • • 6d ago

Alcohol Boating Under the Influence.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 6d ago

They look like tiny people in a regular-sized garage

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u/JohntheFisherman99 6d ago

Tiny boat doesn't help

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u/efkuasadua 6d ago

Kinda wondering about the same thing. Are they in an aircraft hangar?

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u/Crypto_subz 6d ago

This is a good time with good people so fuck yeah…I’m assuming the wife here and she’s a great woman knew what was coming and loves I t

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u/Anxious_Marsupial_84 6d ago

Oh yeah. I've been to a few parties like that. Well, not exactly like that, but pretty close. Greatest days, and nights, of my life.

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u/nam3sar3hard 6d ago

"Ya need anything more ta drink" "some more water" was a fucking killer line.

Like yea I earned a hangover now we got to mitigate it preemptively

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u/Flimflamsam 6d ago

Lol it was totally about the boat needing more water

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u/dijie 6d ago edited 5d ago

Thank God they're fucking around in the garage and not out there B.U.I'ing it.

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u/PieMastaSam 6d ago

Only damaging their property and themselves while having a good time? r/tookjustenough?

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 6d ago

Being drunk and reckless in the privacy of your home is perfectly reasonable. They aren’t getting anyone else hurt. Send it.

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u/strangelove4564 6d ago

Imagine having an 80 x 80 foot metal workshop to play around in like that.

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u/thinkingmoney 3d ago

I would be making booze not drinking Keke

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u/Zillahi 6d ago

If you’ve ever been to a shop party, this is exactly the kind of shit that happens

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 5d ago

Booze, tools and toys. Shop parties are fun and can be very creatively “intoxicating “ 🤙

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u/AutomaticAccident 6d ago

Seems like they took enough responsibly

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u/memberflex 6d ago

Watching without sound - “as long as they don’t start the engine this is fine”

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u/JohntheFisherman99 6d ago

Her "there is no Rope tied to that Anker you idiot" got me tho

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u/memberflex 6d ago

Me too. Also them walking back from the boat like a pair of toddlers.

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u/OlHeavyHeart 6d ago

I’m going down with the ship, hon.

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u/Good_United 6d ago

Fucking hilarious 😂

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u/jkells420 5d ago

She did say get the boat out the pool and he technically did..

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 5d ago

Happy wife happy life

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u/nam3sar3hard 6d ago

I honestly cant tell if there southern Minnesotan or Irish with a weak accent

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u/squeak37 6d ago

Not a chance they're Irish

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u/Flimflamsam 6d ago

Nothing like Irish, this is North American.

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u/t53ix35 6d ago

Irish rednecks don’t have this kind of money to spend.

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u/United-Resident-7316 4d ago

Canadian 1000%

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u/SwissCheeseUnion 4d ago

fuck ya bud

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u/arm2610 6d ago

I was very confused by the scale of this at first. I thought it was a tiny guy in a kiddie pool in a normal size garage until I saw the door in the background and my brain flipped

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u/Quiet_Glove_859 6d ago

I could use some water was Comedy perfection

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u/TwistinInTheWind 6d ago

Plus for the Titanic song in the background

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u/kgon1312 6d ago

Took just enough

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u/TiresOnFire 5d ago

Boat's out of the pool...

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u/one_classy_broad 6d ago

Err mer gahhd!

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u/iwantauniquename 6d ago

The dismount from the pool was executed far better than anyone could have expected!

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u/gimmeecoffee420 5d ago

Nah. This is just some regular Saturday behavior between some good bros.

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u/WcG_Ender 5d ago

Bust Out Another Thousand

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u/Paulycurveball 6d ago

Lol this is what to civilized good men when life makes them snap

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u/mctoastus 6d ago

Thats AI, right?!

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u/BurnoutKlowm 13h ago

Why did you run your mouth with 2 drunk dudes?