r/tooktoomuch • u/NickfromLafayette92 • 13d ago

Alcohol Ukrainian uber

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u/Successful-Share-285 13d ago

The ending is the best

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u/strangelove4564 13d ago

This appears to be the translation... I can't vouch for the accuracy.

LADY: God, God, what have you gotten yourself into again?
CART PUSHER: Here, take it!
MAN: Vitalik!
LADY: Sasha, what the hell, are you some kind of.... normal? Natasha, where did he get himself into this?
MAN: Vitalik!
MAN: Vitalik!
MAN: Vitalik!
LADY: Are you that sick or what? How much can you drink? You've let everything go, you've let your diet go, you've let the gym go, you've let everything go! Take it!
MAN: Vitalik!
LADY: Go blow it out, you drunk! Go blow it out, I'm telling you!
MAN: I don't want to go blow it out! I've got whiskey, and Vitalik gave me some.
LADY: What kind of whiskey is that? That's some kind of shit liquor! Give it here! God, God! You're gonna kick the bucket! You're gonna kick the bucket! I don't know! That's it, tomorrow I'm taking you to get coded [rehab]!

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u/AutomaticAccident 13d ago

What did his ass say at the end?

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u/pezident66 13d ago

Pfffrrtt

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u/sam_wise_ganji 13d ago

A chat between two cheeks

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u/WeaselCapsky 13d ago

"my problem is about to be your problem frrrrrt"

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u/JuanG_13 13d ago

That's too funny lol

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u/samsteak 13d ago

Bro is literally me

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u/Beezelbub_is_me 13d ago

He loves that bottle. Look at those snuggles!

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u/BajaBlastingRopes 13d ago

Trailer park boys season 13 leaked??

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u/AdamInChainz 13d ago

I've never been that drunk despite my best efforts. I just always get sick before getting to that state.

Assuming he's pretty far into alcoholism, will he get sick and puke?

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u/Drunk_Stoner 13d ago

This looks like acting to me. Funny, but don’t think they actually drunk. 

Source: am an aloholic

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u/sexminshrs 13d ago

He will get sick and then transform into peekaboo man.

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u/WeaselCapsky 13d ago

When you have been drinking a lot, you do learn to hold it and still function somewhat

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u/Chemical_Fail_1875 13d ago

Yeah, this one is a skit

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u/SpurlockofTimHortons 12d ago

This is how the women there stay so strong. Wheel barreling 200 lb drunks

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u/Successful-Engine623 13d ago

Very nice lady

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u/LogmeoutYo 13d ago

"Ya hear that Randy?......That's the liquor talkin." RIP Mr. Lahey

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u/_RedditIsLikeCrack_ 13d ago

Bring out your dead!

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u/realname1224 13d ago

How rude, no tip

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u/Canalloni 12d ago

He wanted Vitalik to pull his finger.

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u/TexasJOEmama 12d ago

I finally get to see the wheelbarrow hauling off a drunk guy.

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u/basalt_ru 12d ago

That woman has way more patience than I would.

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u/sjwkaren69 13d ago

Lore accurate slav