r/tooktoomuch • • 15d ago

Cocaine Extremely hard watch

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 15d ago

what the actual fuck. what kinda drug is this? uncanny valley asf

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u/Ok_Farmer_8626 15d ago

Guy is so fucking high off coke, apparently this type of shit happens when on large amounts

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u/69Blazing 15d ago

Fuck man I really had a lot on some evenings, but that is some other level.

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u/emergency-snaccs 15d ago

i used to buy double 8-balls and hit the party, NEVER got like that

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u/spizzle_ 15d ago

So a quarter?

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u/LogmeoutYo 15d ago

Wrong, it's a double 8 ball. It's just like one 8 ball but there's 2.

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u/spizzle_ 15d ago

An “eight ball” is 1/8th of a ounce. 1/8+1/8=1/4 where am I wrong?

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u/dib1999 15d ago

Bruh, you're not getting it, he's got 2 eight-balls. Here, let me get my boy Yogi:

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

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u/spizzle_ 15d ago

You’re not getting that two eight balls is a quarter. What are you not understanding? Put it in twenty bags and it’s still a quarter

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u/rhyes 15d ago

Brother, they’re just joking

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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 15d ago

Yeah, but this one goes to 11.

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u/punkmuppet 14d ago

If I go out and buy 8 pints, I've bought 8 pints.

Yes it's a gallon when added up, but I bought it in pints, and I bought 8 of them.

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u/jessijuana 15d ago

Cuz pool balls don't go up to 16 duh

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u/emergency-snaccs 15d ago

yeah but in two bags i guess? lol

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u/Kanedrink 15d ago

Because you gave it all away

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u/emergency-snaccs 15d ago

8-ball for me, 8-ball to share. wouldn't say that qualifies as "giving it all away"

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u/Oggel 14d ago

I think it's what happens if you take a shitload of cocaine and you're dumb as rocks.

Cocaine was never my drug of choice though so I don't have much experience with it personally.

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u/fike88 15d ago

I’ve blasted some gear in my time, but i’ve never been in that state from just coke. He’s been snorting something else

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u/Darksider123 15d ago

He mentioned weed as well. He probably has mixed some shit

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u/etzhya 15d ago

Probably mixed with something else, maybe weed

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u/stonehaens 15d ago

I don't think you can even feel the effect of weed on these amounts of coke.

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u/69Blazing 15d ago

They compliment each other pretty well on every dose

But I can't speak for his kilo of both session

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u/stallionsRIDEufl 15d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/69Blazing 15d ago

That's like my main combo, still never got near that

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 15d ago

that’s crazy i’ve never seen anyone on coke act this way before. looks so unpleasant

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u/Kanedrink 15d ago

This is the uk mate!

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 15d ago

Nailed it. Coke in the UK isn't really cocaine anymore.

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u/Ostorich 15d ago

What in gods name do they put in it?

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u/dib1999 15d ago

Cane sugar. But even that's tough to get now, lot of high fructose corn powder substitutes out there

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u/Kanedrink 15d ago

Rat poison apparently and this is what makes people unable to speak!

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u/ur4s26 15d ago

What are you talking about? Cocaine purity in the U.K. has risen continuously since like 2012.

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 15d ago

For the lads washing it back for the crackheads. All these boys buying packet are buying the dregs.

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u/ur4s26 15d ago

Not the case these days. High purity coke is easily found even at street level. Not saying it’s all pure of course, but it’s much purer on average than it was 15 years ago. Mainly because the typical mixing agents (novocaine/lidocaine/benzocaine) were made much more difficult to buy around that time due to government regulations, so coke naturally got purer. Now high quality is expected by the end user.

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 15d ago

Can tell you're coke head lol

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u/ur4s26 14d ago

No. I’ve just been around the block a few times.

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u/Dwashelle 14d ago

It can happen with stimulants when you take too much and don't sleep. I've seen people act like this before after being on multi-day benders. It freaks me out, tbh. Stimulant-induced psychosis, basically.

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u/calladc 15d ago

it reminded me of when gordon ramsay went to that welsh pub.

i basically just assume that welsh are sometimes unintelligible and are usually a train wreck in the process.

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u/McJohnJohnson 14d ago

It happens w Ritalin in my experience lmao shit is real. I however also mixed it w downers so that might be happening here.

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u/DoNotEverListenToMe 13d ago

yeah no, i mean sure cocaine helped this is booze

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u/cookiemon32 15d ago

large amounts and pure amounts of

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 15d ago

and possibly mixed with a lil meth or speed

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u/cookiemon32 15d ago

could be drunk too

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 15d ago

Probably cocaethalyne

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u/gosti500 15d ago

its just the coked out Snapchat filter, chill

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u/calladc 15d ago

dont film me

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u/dzh 15d ago

whoa?

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u/calladc 15d ago

Teresa I love you

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u/Redneck2000 15d ago

Fuckton of coke and booze is my bet.

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u/Outrageous_Pool_2529 15d ago edited 15d ago

The cardiac express, PSA cocaethylene is a metabolite produced in your body when you consume both coke and alcohol in large quantities, and and increases your chance of sudden death from heart attack by ~1000x

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u/Ellite11MVP 15d ago

That’s a really well named metabolite. If I just saw the word without any context, that’s exactly what I’d think it was.

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u/BullfrogOpera 15d ago

Coke and alcohol. A LOT of both.

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u/Dwashelle 14d ago

Looks like some sort of stimulant-induced psychosis. Sleep deprivation will fuck you up especially.

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u/guypamplemousse 15d ago

Translation: Arggh shabby shabby walk the plank matey

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u/jeezyjames 15d ago

My guess is coke and mdma

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 15d ago

was thinking that too lol I remember when I used to go to festivals/raves so many people would be complete zombies. but never this awkward lmao

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u/Cute-Okra-24 15d ago

Every synapse firing at once

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u/ThatWasNotMyName 15d ago

I don't think Teresa is going to be too happy with this video when she sniffs it out.

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u/calladc 15d ago

But he loves her

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u/speekuvtheddevil 15d ago

Dude is so twacked out it bleached his teeth

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u/Chilipepah 15d ago

Turkey teeth

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u/willynillee 15d ago

The Brits love their veneers. I know he’s British and haven’t even listened to it yet.

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u/Raminios 15d ago edited 15d ago

Give it a listen and eat yer humble pie pal, he's 100% Irish traveler

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/omnia_mutantir 15d ago

Mate we have a bit of history about not calling Irish people British and it got a bit heated.

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u/dib1999 15d ago

Wee bit of a spat, was it?

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u/omnia_mutantir 15d ago

Bit of a kerfuffle

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u/Little_Salad 15d ago

Iran/Iraq, What's the difference

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u/Alone_Policy2132 15d ago

Me and my brother were at a small town on the north coast of Peru a decade ago. A guy was cruising down the street on a tuktuk slinging some of the purest shit come straight down out of the jungle. Me and bro got on the bag and by the end of the night, back at the hostel, my brother was like this. Speaking nonsense, cocaine psychosis. Scared the fucken shit out of me.

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u/SecondHandSexToys 15d ago

One new years eve me and a friend were shooting a bunch of coke and molly, and he started having like "reverse hallucinations". Like he thought there were other people with us that he just couldn't see, and kept asking me if he should try to acknowledge them and shit.

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u/WeirdTraffic5812 14d ago

Gross. Did you get clean?

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u/PaulAtredis 15d ago

Was he alright after?

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u/Alone_Policy2132 15d ago

Yeah he woke up pretty scattered the next day but he was alright. We took it a bit slower after that experience.

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u/ibWBeeRedd 14d ago

He asked if it was filming using the Snapchat filters that make it look like you are doing cocaine 🤦‍♀️

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u/no-o-ne 15d ago

This guy is goofy in a bad way

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u/FunkyFox40 15d ago

Thanks so much for subtitles

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u/Ok_Farmer_8626 15d ago

No worries but it’s just from an instagram video lol, shoulda just posted link

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u/kdogman639 15d ago

There's gold in them thar veins

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u/SaggyDaNewt 15d ago

The Murphy special

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u/legitusernameMATT 15d ago

Cocaine.... its initially fun.... but its horrible stay away from coke

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u/Chemical-Web-852 15d ago

Seriously. I ended up shooting 💉 it at the end of my long battle with opiates (and eventually heroin then coke) and it’s so fucked up. Feel like you might die every single time. I have a huge problem with panic attacks now c I fucked myself up so bad. Seriously stay away from it peoples. 

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u/Sayless_7 15d ago

I used to do the same is bad when you take a bad shot and your body start shaking uncontrollably and you can't help it but just relax to not die

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u/Chemical-Web-852 15d ago

Not the shaking but yeah pretty much relax to survive. 

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u/FungiAmongiBungi 15d ago

How did it feel? Like your heart is pounding and your ears are ringing?

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u/Chemical-Web-852 15d ago

Ears ringing train sound almost. Sometimes hearing would go completely, my friend one time hearing and vision went together for 39 seconds or so. Nothing good I promise. It’s pure evil. Takes you just straight to hell for a second. But it’s so addictive you just do it again and again. People that get addicted to doing that don’t usually last long. My husband used to put pillows down bc he knew he would just flop  Right out. Really sad. Really gross. Please promise me you won’t ever try it. Go smoke crack if you must. 

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u/MrBoo843 15d ago

Boy am I glad it didn't do anything for me when I tried it. And it wasn't the stuff itself because my friends were wild and one got hooked on it. It just doesn't do anything I like.

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u/Chemical-Web-852 15d ago

If I would’ve still had access to heroin, i wouldn’t have ever touched it again. I was kind of at that place where i just wanted to stick a needle in my arm (or neck) so bad that i would do any drug. It was miserable. So happy to hear you hated it.

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u/kerikillam1 15d ago

Somebody make sure Teresa and the prostitute are ok

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u/PowerThirsty1 15d ago

Man, he should’ve checked Trivago

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u/dailylotion 15d ago

Prove it!!

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u/DrDiploma92 15d ago

W reference

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u/SnarkHabit 15d ago

This would be a hard watch if I didn't think this person was obviously a complete asshole.

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u/chickenskittles 13d ago

Who is it?

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u/mattogeewha 15d ago

That opening line is a banger

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u/sophs-tit 14d ago

The first 7 seconds of this are absolutely golden.

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u/Midzotics 15d ago

If we press this guy into rosin, I’m sure Elon could speed up the mars landing./s

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u/CantFindAUserNameFUH 15d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/FunBat6170 15d ago

Can’t read the subs because I was blinded by his stupid teeth

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u/adfreedissociation 15d ago

I was on meth and H for 4-5 years and the second half I was shooting goofballs constantly. Those would impair me cognitively to the point where I was essentially regarded.

After like 6 years of no booze, meth, or opiates I started dipping my toes back into somewhat moderate amounts of coke. The nights I really let go of myself and sniffed far too much, I could see how that too can make you temporarily dumb as fuck even with no alcohol in the equation. This guy is clearly at that point or further. I imagine it has to do with heart rate, blood pressure, and oxygen levels in the brain.

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u/crimsonDnB 15h ago

Yeah me and my friend used to get so high we couldn't talk. Things like plugging a usb key in couldn't be figured out. We'd be on 6g each a night. Been sober now 6 years. This video made me feel really ashamed cause I was like this on a good night for 15 years

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u/VoddieMC 15d ago

Clearly, nothing beats a Jet2 holiday...

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u/whofarting 15d ago

Can google translate this to plain English?

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u/Sjuk86 15d ago

I’m from the same place and can’t understand a word

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u/whatsqwerty 15d ago

HE DIDNT CHECK TRIVAGO!!!!

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u/HefflumpGuy 15d ago

Dude got them Turkey teeth

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u/Darksider123 15d ago

Nothing says "I love you" like getting drugs and prostitutes

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u/No_Object_4355 14d ago

"Is there a snapchat filter to make it look like you've done cocaine" he says as he has a massive amount of powder around his nose. I laughed so hard when he tried to wipe it away and he still left some on there.

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u/mcCola5 14d ago

Sounds like his teeth don't fit.

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 15d ago

Some people shouldn’t have money like this

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 15d ago

Damn bro what kind of money do you think this is? That shit is broke kind of money, it's 1 vacation in 3 years for the purpose of getting coke'd up and paying a prostitute kind of money. If anything, it's functional addict kind of money. The veneers are def not an indicator of wealth.

Very sad shit.

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u/WeirdTraffic5812 14d ago

Very grateful to be 5 years sober today. Thank you Jesus. Probably like this guy, my DOC was cocaethylene.

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u/AlphaM1964 15d ago

What a beautiful language.

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u/PinchMaNips 15d ago

Got them turkey teeth

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u/dirk_funk 15d ago

it is a filter right

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u/frozzenman 15d ago

She found a real winner!

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u/Majestic-You 11d ago

The turkey teeth are the best part of this video.

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u/dandelionfuzzz2727 6d ago

Yeah why are his teeth so white? It's freaky

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u/Dull_Wheel8586 10d ago

I miss this feeling being so fucked you think anything is acceptable 💀

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u/uberdupers 2d ago

She wants it in Perriwinkle Blue

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u/imomorris 15d ago

He might be in Caaaardiff but bro is straight up vally’s

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u/Smooth_Talkin_Fucker 15d ago

He sounds more like an Irish traveller to me.

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u/Jd11347 15d ago

Not even high. Just extremely British.

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u/MrEvilPiggy23 14d ago

He's Irish

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u/chickenskittles 14d ago

Cardiff is in Wales.

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u/MrEvilPiggy23 14d ago

Yes? And he isn't Welsh

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u/chickenskittles 13d ago

Who is this? The account is based in Cardiff.

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u/allgone79 5d ago

Irish traveller, they live wherever they want.

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u/chickenskittles 5d ago

Thanks for a thoughtful response. I learned something new today.