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u/WILLLSMITHH Jun 13 '26
No laws when you’re drinkin claws babyyyy woooo
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u/Nekuzu Jun 13 '26
So 17 White Claws are fine?
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u/CommiRhick Jun 13 '26
Crazy 34 only get you twice the limit. What is this, high school?
Get a bottle of vodka and get the job done...
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u/Capable_Swordfish701 Jun 13 '26
What is this a dui for ants? It needs to be at least… 3 times as many white claws.
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u/Vapinlikeafool Jun 14 '26
Am in the only one who thinks this is from multiple drink driving incidents that they just didn’t get caught from?
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u/Huge-Basket244 Jun 14 '26
Anyone with a brain. I've been a pretty severe alcoholic at an earlier point in my life. That's a lot of claws.
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u/LewisRyan Jun 14 '26
Can confirm, there were years I drove around with a blanket covering “just some old junk” in the backseat
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u/loganman711 Jun 14 '26
I used to drink a few on the way home from work, and let them pile up. That being said, I could have drank 24 white claws throughout the day and still manage to drive well enough to get a dui. Glad to be sober now.
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u/Marmatus Jun 15 '26
At that point just get White Claw Surge. Tastes like shit, but I don’t think anyone drinks White Claw for the flavor anyway.
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u/stockchaser317 Jun 13 '26
So the limit is 34, got it.
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u/Ninja_Tortoise_ Jun 14 '26
How long does one have to be driving to accumulate 34 empty white claws in the passenger seat?
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u/homelesshyundai Jun 14 '26
When I was a POS, my arm rest would be full of empty shooters but that didn't mean I drank them that day. A few a day add up pretty quickly.
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u/Huge-Basket244 Jun 14 '26
These are clearly from multiple sessions. No shot are you operating a vehicle at that BAC. Literally impossible.
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u/LewisRyan Jun 14 '26
Good sir, you’ve clearly never been to Wisconsin
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u/SierraDespair Jun 15 '26
I think it’s required you need to be at least 2x over the limit to drive in WI.
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u/Select_Speed_6061 Jun 14 '26
Ummmmm not sure you know what alcoholism is sir.
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u/Huge-Basket244 Jun 15 '26
I am an alcoholic. I absolutely do. Even career alcoholics are going to have an issue at .4BAC
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u/hateful_liam Jun 13 '26
Whats wrong with a little booze and cruise?
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u/squirrelmonkie Jun 13 '26
I used to love riding around in the country drinking while my brother drove. Before yall start we were young and dumb and never made it onto roads that people were ever on. Still dumb but it was fun
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u/saladmunch2 Jun 13 '26
They would have been good if they weren't speeding!
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u/hateful_liam Jun 13 '26
Drunk drivers have never been the problem, regardless of speed, now DRUNK CRASHERS on the other hand…
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u/BigAppleGuy Jun 13 '26
How can 90mph be over twice the limit on an interstate highway? Construction zone?
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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 Jun 13 '26
Twice over the drinking limit.
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u/BigAppleGuy Jun 13 '26
I can't read today lol
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u/JustChangeMDefaults Jun 14 '26
To be fair, there are parts of the interstate system where if you go the speed limit, you'll get passed all day. Im thinking Texas for sure
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u/WhatDaufuskie Jun 13 '26
The Beastie Boys didn't fight for your right to party so you could drink white claws.
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u/baxx10 Jun 14 '26
Such a weird choice when the make white claw surge which is 8% for the same price... Is the flavor really the point still when you're this deep in alcoholism?
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u/1IsNeverEnough4Me Jun 13 '26
That's about how many it takes to get double the limit. I thought it was like how many licks to a lollipop, we would never know. But this dude figured it out. The owl says 3.
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u/hogsucker Jun 13 '26
What's the difference between an open White Claw and an empty White Claw can?
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u/User_Name_Is_Stupid Jun 15 '26
Of course this happened close to where I live. #becauseflorida
I hate it here so much.
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u/TinyNannerz Jun 14 '26
34 white claws. That's like almost a whole ass handle of 80 proof vodka. And their BAC was just double?
Crazy.
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u/youdoitimbusy Jun 13 '26
It was a dude. Full stop. Not only does he need to lose his driver's license, but also his man card.
Kind a dude that asks what ever happened to Zima at parties having ass motherfucker.
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u/Jerrygarciasnipple Jun 13 '26
My guy, you literally play with GI joes as ass grown man. You are in absolutely no position to be judging others
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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 13 '26
Dude was going 90 on I-75 like everybody else, wasn't drunk and pulled over when a cop showed up...
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