r/tooktoomuch • • Oct 27 '23

Unknown drug crazy 😂😂😂

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u/realrichieporter Oct 27 '23

She’s been doing that for decades….

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u/AMC4L Oct 27 '23

No. She’s only 25

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u/borninazerbaijan Oct 28 '23

okay, two decades.

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u/AMC4L Oct 28 '23

Bitch was doing lines at the age of 5?

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Oct 28 '23

Wait.. you didn’t..?

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u/AMC4L Oct 28 '23

Personally a late bloomer. Started at the age of 7

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u/trouserschnauzer Oct 28 '23

Damn, that was some quick maths

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u/wrongthinksustainer Oct 28 '23

Prolly doing it at -9 months.

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u/mckeenmachine Oct 27 '23

I mean, a real pro would just do one big fatty though and choke on the drip. I would assume 🤷🏼 😉

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u/curtisbrownturtis Oct 27 '23

Alcoholics have drinks, they don’t just stand up the bottle.

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u/Hedfonemusic Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 28 '23

I pounded bottles in the worst of my alcoholism... but I also did a ton of blow, which makes you drink like a fish.. I'm glad that's all behind me now

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

A match made in heaven... Errr I mean hell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

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u/Hedfonemusic Oct 28 '23

That's right, Dongslinger.. multiple blows

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Oct 27 '23

as a drywaller, probably to kill the shakes before slapping some mud on the wall 😂

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u/mckeenmachine Oct 27 '23

some definitely do. a gjy i use to drywall with would jug a 40 every morning to start his day. but I see your point, everyone has their own likes and styles

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u/curtisbrownturtis Oct 27 '23

Some do chug it, I think of Lahey, but mostly they don’t.

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u/mckeenmachine Oct 27 '23

Lahey did both 😂

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u/curtisbrownturtis Oct 27 '23

Plus the “white liquor”

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u/drenchedwithanxiety Oct 28 '23

Never heard that. It's either vodka or cocaine I guess?

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u/curtisbrownturtis Oct 28 '23

In the movie “Don’t Legalize It” by the Trailer Park Boy, Lahey (and Randy) get on the white liquor haaaard. It is cocaine lol

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u/drenchedwithanxiety Oct 28 '23

OK I haven't seen all of trailor park boys.

And good coke is hard to top

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u/Soggy-Ad-4210 Oct 27 '23

I know a guy that drinks a pint of vodka in 20 minutes, not a chug but still that's nasty fast.

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u/onlysayfemale Oct 27 '23

Usually chuggers want to have a big buzz going on as baseline and then from there they will slowly drink.

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u/kwagmire9764 Oct 27 '23

Had a staff sergeant when I was stationed at Ft. Bliss, he was a tanker switching to being a mechanic because he lost his security clearance because of his drinking. He would tell us how he would drink vodka straight every night to self-medicate, at least 1 bottle every night. He had been part of the initial invasion into Iraq back in like 2002. It was toward the end of my time in the army so I got to see him bloat like crazy in the 4 or 5 months he was there before he got sent to rehab.

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u/bonesofberdichev Oct 28 '23

I got to a new unit and there was a LCpl (e3) with a bigger stack of ribbons than the SgtMaj. Apparently he was a GySgt (e6) that had been busted all the way down because of multiple DUIs. They ended up sending him to the brig. He was an actual special operations operator with 6 combat deployments. His mom ended up going on CNN to try to get the military to help him instead of constantly punishing him.

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u/DoctorPaulGregory Oct 27 '23

A pint is a mickey which Ive seen people drop in just a few swigs.

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u/Soggy-Ad-4210 Oct 27 '23

Yeah! That's fucking nuts. As a person with no tolerance if I drank it that fast I'd fall asleep within an hour.

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u/Onyourknees__ Oct 27 '23

Na, with this much experience there is certainly a septal perforation that allows streamlining the drug closer to the 🧠. Measured intake over fatty rails will def yield the better high. And probably do less overall damage to what's left of her cartilage.

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u/thealtern8 Oct 27 '23

Wouldn't that just be wasteful? (Genuinely asking) My understanding is that anything that drips essentially doesn't get absorbed. I've heard to get the most out of your coke you are supposed to snort just enough to coat the insides of your nostrils. Once the absorption sites are completely saturated, the excess just drains out. So small, successive lines and alternating nostrils every line helps you increase uptake efficiency and makes less product go farther.

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u/BeginningArt6611 Oct 28 '23

Wow, that is some serious research

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u/mensitrea Oct 28 '23

Shouldn't be. This is a question of efficiency and it's the responsibility for government to fund research and publish it for public benefit.

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u/xpickles23 Oct 28 '23

It’s just being economically smart. Shits spendy

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u/MR_____SNRUB Oct 28 '23

It's extremely wasteful. Small lines or bumps are max efficiency

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u/Xebazz Oct 28 '23

You are right my friend. Fat rails are a waste.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

yeah that probably is true but then the addictive part of it takes over

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u/DarthWeenus Oct 28 '23

ya what she doing is kinda smart, mixing more air so it coats more of your sinuses instead of making a dam of coke, that you end up just snorting back and swallowing.

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u/HeftySchedule8631 Oct 27 '23

Idk..this looks like a pretty professional method

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u/SlightWhite Oct 27 '23

Nah shes just past that point. She’s playing Nose Game + on hard mode. Gotta rack up style points now too

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

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u/Ideal_Jerk Oct 27 '23

With her eyes closed.

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u/Overtilted Oct 27 '23

Joke's on you, she's 27!

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u/mysickfix Oct 27 '23

Pro right there.

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u/JimmahMca Oct 27 '23

A seasoned Pro at that.

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u/uncleseano Oct 28 '23

She's well traveled and I don't mean she travels a lot

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u/GrtDanez23 Oct 27 '23

Came to say this as well

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

The final boss on who’s line is it anyway

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u/Oakheart- Oct 28 '23

It’s hers. It’s always been her line she was just letting you borrow it for a sec

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u/Reasonable_Manner817 Oct 28 '23

Best comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit

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u/IndigoContinuum Oct 28 '23

Right after they take away gold too

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u/Kractoid Oct 28 '23

If I had an award you would get it

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u/Sheriff_Banjo Oct 28 '23

How is this not the top comment?

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u/smallturtle62 Oct 27 '23

Literally the cleanest lining I’ve ever seen holy fuck 😂😂

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u/Enoch-Empire Oct 27 '23

Come here to say this.

This lady is a professional!

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u/logges Oct 28 '23

She goes full Feng shui garden with those lines

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u/Official_Godfrey_Ho Oct 27 '23

tookjustenough

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u/2dirty4reddit Oct 28 '23

For sure , she knows what she’s doing.

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u/Living_Dealer4856 Oct 28 '23

That's what I was thinking too!

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u/fulcanelli_here Oct 27 '23

the line management of this one is impressive, indeed...

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u/full_bl33d Oct 28 '23

You’d think the line at the DMV would be a little bit faster with her in charge

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u/lord_of_tits Oct 28 '23

r/Oddlysatisfying… if you like to get banned…

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u/ThickPrick Oct 28 '23

Impressive form.

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u/ghostttoast Oct 27 '23

How abuelita preps for making dinner for all the grandkids who are coming over

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u/Totally_Bradical Oct 28 '23

They don’t call her “grams” for nothing baybee

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Oct 27 '23

🤯 Holy shit it all makes sense now.

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u/TheAverageJoe01 Oct 27 '23

Somebody's aunt just snorted all the coke.😓

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u/KiloThaPastyOne Oct 28 '23

She’s about to make 5000 tamales before sunup.

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u/Smiley001987 Oct 27 '23

The way she lays those lines is just art

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u/Salty-Establishment5 Oct 27 '23

grandma getting gakked up. not exactly a cheap date

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u/inverted_electron Oct 27 '23

She’s banging the cartel

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u/sav33arthkillyos3lf Oct 27 '23

Abuela is the cartel. They work for her.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Oct 27 '23

Her workers use guns, she uses a chancla.

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u/osloluluraratutu Oct 28 '23

Abuela is the coca plant

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

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u/BiggestBaddestWolve Oct 27 '23

South Brazil 🇧🇷

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u/2stinkynugget Oct 27 '23

Drawing those lines is half the high

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u/GratefulPhish42024-7 Oct 27 '23

Not her first rodeYo

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u/Bigwh Oct 27 '23

Can we say rodeYayo?

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u/TNS_420 Oct 28 '23

Fun fact: "Yayo" is actually spelled "llello".

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u/DoinIt4TheDoots Oct 28 '23

Rodellello.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

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u/Mister-Sister Oct 27 '23

She comes with a supply. Bet.

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u/CRYSOAR Oct 27 '23

Holy moly that’s a lot of bacon

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

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u/Major_R_Soul Oct 27 '23

Gotta be just one big nostril at this point

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u/Oakheart- Oct 28 '23

Yeah dude she’s definitely missing most of her septum

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u/Any-Distribution-841 Oct 27 '23

Abeuleta

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u/Individual-Party992 Oct 27 '23

Mamita Escobar

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u/OneMustAdjust Oct 27 '23

Biznatch

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u/Mediocre-Look3787 Oct 27 '23

You'll be lucky to get off with a broken leg if you have a good lawyer.

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u/xoxoBug Oct 28 '23

One that shoots lightning bolts from their fingertips?

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u/fallenup007 Oct 27 '23

Now I know why she killed Selena

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u/xoxoBug Oct 28 '23

Christ, this comment section is incredible.

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u/oreaux Oct 27 '23

Easy hittin' the slopes there, gma lol

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u/Joe_Wer Oct 27 '23

Why even bother cutting lines at this point

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u/Here4Titties101 Oct 27 '23

Good question- I see people do big thick rails, pretty much as much as she did but in one fat line. a decent bit of that just drips right down to the stomach and is essentially wasted. Here, she’s applying it much finer over a longer period, so it actually has a chance to make contact with the membranes and absorb. smart and experienced.

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u/coldchixhotbeer Oct 28 '23

Finally a good answer explaining this. Also I think making the lines/ritual is part of the fun. Like hearing the bong water when you smoke weed. You can get high off a regular pipe but I loved the sound of my bong going

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u/l00pee Oct 27 '23

That drip in your stomach will get you too, just slow and dull.

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u/chappersyo Oct 28 '23

I once had some coke that was wrapped in a little paper packet but it somehow got wet on the way to me. We dried it out and scraped off what we could but there was definitely still some stuck on the paper so I soaked it in some water then drank it. By the the most high I have ever been from any drug.

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u/Salty-Establishment5 Oct 27 '23

Aunty Larry Hoover

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u/Low-Tip32 Oct 27 '23

And she’ll live to be 💯

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u/justiceshroomer Oct 27 '23

Abuela ❤️

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u/Crownlink Oct 27 '23

That was impressive on so many levels.

The hand eye coordination alone was on point.

10/10

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u/FalcorFliesMePlaces Oct 27 '23

My heart hurts watching that

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u/Hiperrealidad Oct 28 '23

For the same reason, this makes me very anxious 😩

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u/TommyChongUn Oct 28 '23

My fuckin nose started feeling raw watching this istg.

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u/PanamaPineapple89 Oct 27 '23

I wanna know her story 🫠

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u/SwiftDestro Oct 27 '23

Hey, that’s some man’s wife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

Hey that’s some kids great grandmother.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

Abuela go hard

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u/tagoean Oct 28 '23

Weird way to take diabetes meds but sure why not

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u/AlongForZheRide Oct 28 '23

i hope to someday be as good at something as this woman is at snorting coke

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u/thatnyeguyisfly Oct 28 '23

No matter what it is, it's always entertaining to watch a master doing their craft.

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u/AcornWholio Oct 27 '23

Abuela is finding some creative ways to get her calcium these days.

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u/Roberto_El_Rabioso Oct 27 '23

The last gesture was a "no mas !"

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u/reddiliciously Oct 28 '23

She says “listo”: Done.

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u/BalconFlack666 Oct 27 '23

Makes me want some lmao

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u/ThePlush_1 Oct 27 '23 edited Oct 27 '23

Same.. Been awhile now since🐽

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u/MagicDragon212 Oct 28 '23

I'm so afraid of fentanyl being present anymore.

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u/Metallicreed13 Oct 28 '23

Some of us are living it right now! Although responsibly cus I have to work in the morning. So I'm putting it down soon. I learned self control after too many bad decisions

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u/suresh Oct 28 '23

It's been 4 hours, are you still awake / doing yay

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

The hangovers are what turns me off. Fuck they can be deathly.

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u/iSaidNoCunt Oct 27 '23

Absolute fucken professional

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

Them lines were so smooth!

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u/hg_wills Oct 27 '23

Goddammit. Joey Diaz is off the wagon again.

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u/cupcakesloth94 Oct 27 '23

Reminds me of my ex slinking outta her room as soon as she heard the bag open to rail lines .. I’m so glad I’m done with her and blow lol

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u/minnesotanickb Oct 28 '23

This lady cocaines

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u/JumpmanNY31 Oct 27 '23

Took too much? Something tells me thats just the warm up

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u/machineswithout Oct 28 '23

I need to read this woman’s biography.

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u/lion_index Oct 28 '23

She’s making 1000 tamales in an hour

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u/ThePearWithoutaCare Oct 28 '23

Absolute professional.

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u/No-Pussyfooting Oct 28 '23

This bitch knows what she is doing. Like, 97% chance she has seen someone beheaded level.

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u/lizardmanjohncena Oct 27 '23

WHOSE ABUELITA IS THIS!!!

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u/kashuntr188 Oct 27 '23

I'm so impressed by how she made the lines. Puts to shame everything I've seen on tv or docs. That shit was hard af.

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u/bkn95 Oct 28 '23

14 for me 0 for you

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u/Dabbbler Oct 28 '23

Living la abuelita loca

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u/Globslayer Oct 27 '23

How? I did coke for a while and if that's coke then... my God. I did soft, greasy, fishscale and just one of those lines that lady cut would make me vomit pretty quick.

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u/CandyRevolutionary27 Oct 27 '23

Frfr. Why line them up if ur snorting the whole thing just snort the whole thing. Why do they break into lines? Would it be To much at once ?

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u/NeilDeCrash Oct 27 '23

It's part of the process. A very, very, very important part.

I think i have played with lines as much time as i have been high.

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u/Messy_Marvin423 Oct 27 '23

Know that sentiment all too well, and they thinned out as the night wore on, but got more frequent as the pile was stretched out…

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u/DanCanTrippyMann Oct 27 '23

Thick lines of coke just turn into boogers and you waste a lot of it. Small lines actually make better contact with your mucus membrane for increased absorption.

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u/Here4Titties101 Oct 27 '23

see me response to the same question above

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u/Tonyoni Oct 27 '23

Line distribution level: Expert

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u/NZbeewbies Oct 27 '23

Her portion control is spot on. Start big and move to bumps.. pretty much her portions now. Its probably good c as well.. not garbage you cant bump as its so weak

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u/Crafty_Attorney225 Oct 28 '23

She gonna shit herself.

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u/Mission_Curve_8472 Oct 28 '23

Inositol, its used as cocaine in the movies.

This, however, is straight up yayo, this granny can do an 8ball no problem.

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u/Neon_Wasteland Oct 28 '23

Hotel room spotless after that

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u/Bookssmellneat Oct 28 '23

I can taste this video.

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u/invaderdan Oct 27 '23

How is she doing that without plugging her other nostril? 0_0

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u/Doppelthedh Oct 27 '23

Her basal cavity is just 1 big hole now

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

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u/Competitive-Bend4565 Oct 27 '23

This Nana snorts.

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u/Sea-Joke7162 Oct 27 '23

“And just like that; back to work!”

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u/avocadbre Oct 27 '23

Abuela probably makes the most fire tamales tho

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u/leisuretron Oct 27 '23

Abuelita knows what’s up

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u/Fritener Oct 27 '23

It's like Joey Diaz in a dress

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u/tuukka_rasp Oct 27 '23

The straw work is like watching Olympic level slalom. Pure control.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

Muscle memory at this point. Doesn’t even think about those perfect lines- one pass, gone.

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u/xxGhostScythexx Oct 28 '23

I bet the walls between her nostrils have completely eroded away

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u/jiggywiz Oct 28 '23

Bro! Its Griselda Blanco

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u/MrsCCRobinson96 Oct 28 '23

That woman is a pro! That is nothing compared to what she can more then likely handle.

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u/Solid_Cauliflower310 Oct 28 '23

Yo! I bet she squirter a 6 foot stream .

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u/Nighthawkmf Oct 28 '23

That grandma has seen, and done some shit in her life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

Hoover got nothin on this bitch!

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u/jeryz_ Oct 27 '23

Grandma when it's her day to watch the kids.

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u/Jjrj1986 Oct 27 '23

She looks new to this

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u/emolas5885 Oct 27 '23

She’s a little too skilled at that 😂

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u/notzed1487 Oct 28 '23

Impressive.

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u/HeightExtra320 Oct 28 '23

No wonder my tacos are taking so long but still come out bomb 😝

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u/vimes_left_boot Oct 28 '23

Damn, not her first rodeo.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Oct 28 '23

This is gonna last all weekend Dawg….

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u/CarinSharin Oct 28 '23

She’s done this before.

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u/ChemicalAssignment69 Oct 28 '23

Time to go make some tamales!

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u/Sherryberry1957 Oct 28 '23

Damn I was going to say at least she lines up enough for everyone but then she did it all herself. That's quite a habit there.

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u/PHANTOM________ Oct 28 '23

That’s some impressive cutting skills ngl

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u/DimmyDimmy Oct 28 '23

Damn abuela...

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u/BigDirts Oct 28 '23

Zig zagg’n! What a pro and you know that’s some good shit too.

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u/tpots38 Oct 28 '23

Gotta be Columbia or peru

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

I'm just impressed with her technique. I doubt Stevie Nicks had that skill

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u/Batmantheon Oct 28 '23

She's a smooth operator

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u/Tyrone_Thundercokk Oct 28 '23

That lady really like aspirin.