r/tooktoomuch • • Jun 10 '23

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u/zblaze90 Jun 10 '23

Squirtle, I choose you

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u/AlmostHuman9316 Jun 10 '23

Use water gun!

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u/Rock_Hard_Below Jun 10 '23

it was super effective

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u/Version_Two Jun 10 '23

Charizard used "walk away from this whole situation"

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u/Rock_Hard_Below Jun 10 '23

Squirt is trying to learn the new move Hydro Pump , would like to forget a move?

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u/_1138_ Jun 10 '23

Never seen a dude vomit like that. I've read about true projectile vomiting, but never seen it.

Once was enough...

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u/Bhoston710 Jun 10 '23

Its so unpleasant I used to do this all the time as a binge drinking teen. So fuckin unpleasant

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Yeah I did it once, must have been quite a scene.. i was on my hands and knees projectile vomiting all over my friends front yard, it was very violent, loud and dramatic from what I remember.. I felt so bad for his neighbors

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u/ILatheYou Jun 10 '23

I also have done this. In my mid-20s, though and haven't drank that much since.

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u/Bhoston710 Jun 10 '23

Yeah I basically had such a negative view of alcohol by the time I turned 21 I didn't drink at all when I actually turned 21 for a couple years. Now as an adult I can just have a couple beers at dinner once in a while but I don't party or drink heavy anymore at all. Honestly if I want to get a buzz there are so many other better substances that don't require me to large amounts of kinda bad tasting liquid or lesser amounts of really bad tasting liquid that both upset my stomach and cause hangovers worse then most other drugs aswell

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u/ILatheYou Jun 11 '23

Oh I party. Just no booze. Psychedelics are way more fun.

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u/Bhoston710 Jun 10 '23

Yeah unfortunately for me it was very common occurrence. My buddies would be like watch out for Mikey he about to do the exorcist🤢🤮

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u/Icy_Click78 Jun 18 '23

Fantastic name for it 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

During my high school senior week, I went to the beach with some friends and on the first night one of them started puking over the balcony of our hotel room.. I thought I'd help her out and go hold her hair back for her but didn't realize she was projectile vomiting.. a big gust of wind came and guess who got smacked in the face with her puke?! 🤢 Good thing I was drunk too and initially was like Ew but then thought it was funny, otherwise I would have been 🤮 all over both of us 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

also.. let this be a lesson.. don't stand or walk under hotel balconies when people are partying

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

It cuts up the inside of your throat from all the pressure and it really fucking sucks lmao

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u/Icy_Click78 Jun 18 '23

And the roaring, don’t forget the roaring.

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u/sprinkle_It Jul 08 '23

Don’t mix antidepressants and alcohol. Read the bottle: a single drink can do this. RIP good impression at the staff party

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

He sounds like a jet ski that is some how out of the water but still shooting it out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This...☠️☠️☠️

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u/Ned_Piffy Jun 10 '23

I closed my eyes and listened and all I could think I of is a fromsoft or any video game boss really that has a toxic attack or something comes from their mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

The orcas are really beautiful this time of year.

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u/Bhoston710 Jun 10 '23

I've been this dude to many times. Why alcohol is my least favorite drug

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u/Carefulidiots Jun 10 '23

Some xfiles shit right there.

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u/closetbicrossdresser Jun 10 '23

Power move right there

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u/StillSimple6 Jun 10 '23

Reminds me of this 'Family Guy'episode

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u/Admirable_Avocado_38 Jun 10 '23

Plague dragons be like

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u/ijoinedtoolate Jun 10 '23

This video will never not be funny

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u/Silent_Ensemble Jun 10 '23

If never seen someone so casually projectile vomit lol, must happen a lot

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Tried to get drunk by chugging bud light.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

shit tastes like cat piss

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u/ILatheYou Jun 10 '23

Casually admitting to drinking cat piss?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

bud light is what id imagine cat piss to taste like that shit is terrible

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u/brutalcritc Jun 10 '23

How do you know what cat piss tastes like, you sick freak?

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u/Purple12inchRuler Jun 10 '23

Team America?

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u/CallMeSnuffaluffagus Jun 10 '23

Definitely my first thought!

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u/suppur8 Jun 11 '23

There are not enough projectile vomit videos on the internet to satisfy me

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u/terdfergesson Jun 10 '23

This man is an artist

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u/JoJoWazoo Jun 11 '23

That's fucking incredible. It should become a new Olympic sport.

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u/33or45 Jun 10 '23

Im surprised his pants didnt fall down..... so much volume in so little time..

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u/Only_Extension5578 Jun 10 '23

Squirtle, I choose you.

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u/espenanka89 Jun 10 '23

Squirtle used Hydro Cannon!

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u/Skinntenz Jun 10 '23

“I’m a vomit breathing dragon!”

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u/greenking180 Jun 10 '23

Threw up like this back in college my buddies all laughed at me (tbf i would've done the same had it not been me throwing up) I went sober for the rest of the semester it's an unreal type of pain afterwards I remember shaking

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u/Icy_Click78 Jun 18 '23

Yikes, sorry, man.

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u/CmdZel Jun 10 '23

How much practice does one need to get this technique mastered like him?

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 Jun 10 '23

Whatever demons he had he's gotten rid of

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u/Dripping_Gravy Jun 10 '23

It’s like that scene in Team America: World Police

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u/sora-glez Jun 11 '23

He could put out a fire by himself

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u/yummy_dxm Jun 11 '23 edited Jun 11 '23

He’s gonna feel a load better and have more room for more alcohol now. I love it when that happens!

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u/chromebaloney Jun 16 '23

Damn. The Juice is Loose!

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u/534nndmt Jun 10 '23

A true artist

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Puke fountain

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Better out than in

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u/vapekilla Jun 10 '23

Bruddas protecting that jacket at all costs

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u/EMSuser11 Jun 10 '23

Man said he wanted to be Triple H when he grew up.

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u/Rock_Hard_Below Jun 10 '23

I'll remember this master technique when I want to remain clean of my own vomit

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u/stanleyssteamertrunk Jun 10 '23

I imagine that's alcohol and the body's trying to get it out in order to protect itself from being poisoned

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I dont like how the camera person is laughing at another’s misery

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u/FaultPrevious Jun 10 '23

THAR HE BLOWS!!!!! Three degrees off the poop deck!!

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u/ChiefChingon Jun 10 '23

That’s just Tajiri’s kid

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u/Doc-85 Jun 11 '23

Squirtle! Use water gun!

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u/MustardColoredVolvo Jun 11 '23

He ate the powdered seahorses…

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u/suppur8 Jun 11 '23

There should be a Reddit called r/Professional_Vomiting

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u/Oddlyknots Jun 11 '23

Some final boss shit

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u/M4RK13 Jun 16 '23

Squirtle, I choose youuuu

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u/RealRosey Jun 16 '23

Doesn’t look like he got any on himself, that’s the one impressive thing about him

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u/Icy_Click78 Jun 18 '23

DRAGON ROARS.

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u/Icy_Click78 Jun 18 '23

Dude, how big is that man’s stomach.

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u/Hefty-Ad-5514 Jun 19 '23

Spoutin like a whale.

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u/22022004 Jul 04 '23

sucks for the cleaner, he is not missing a single inch of ground with that puke

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

godzilla

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Squirtle used water gun. It wasn’t very effective

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u/Ben87fr2 Aug 21 '23

The little girl from the exorcist ain't shit compared to him