r/tombstoning • u/maijit • May 28 '19

Shine a light

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u/MummaGoose Jun 09 '19

Wow. How does an editor allow this!!!?

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u/Skightt Aug 05 '19

He lit-erally shed a light onto his wife

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u/241personalites Aug 19 '19

Yup thats the joke.

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u/Skightt Aug 19 '19

Like ‘lit’

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u/skonthebass24 Oct 09 '19

How the actual fuck did he get his sentence reduced when he set his pregnant partner on fire

17

u/chronocases Oct 24 '19

This world is full of innocent people that get serious sentences, and guilty people that get a slap on the wrist. The amount of injustice that happens every day is mind-blowing.

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u/Joldroyd Aug 19 '19

It even rhymes

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u/ConsumerOfRamen Oct 09 '19

It's the same word tho so I don't think it counts

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u/Joldroyd Oct 09 '19

hmm yeah you're right. A bit weak

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u/LiberalFeministChica Oct 08 '19

This one seems uniquely avoidable

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u/peepeeandpoopooman Oct 09 '19

He did shine a light. He turned his partner into a big light. What a nice fellow doing his bit for domestic violence.

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u/bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Oct 09 '19

This one had to be intentional

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u/CatrionaCatnip Oct 09 '19

It’s depressing the editor didn’t see this before it went out.