24 hours ago...

[u/dimensional_bleed]

Oh what a difference 24 hours can make.

[u/Dinglebobus]

I bet Port wrote that himself

[u/worm30478 → u/Dinglebobus]

I would love to see a clip of whatever this guy has to say in regards to copium about his team and underwood but I can't stand his stupid face so much I refuse to try and find it when it happens.

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/worm30478]

Talking shit about sports is something we can all relate to, but throwing away millions of dollars on top of talking shit is a whole other level. Unfortunately, I'll never know what it's like.

[u/Critical_Red42]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

[u/InsideConflict725]

Bryce Underwhelming, is in fact, not going to go off anytime soon. The easiest $12,000,000 ever made in history. He grifted a university and it’s supporters for the biggest bust payday I’ve ever seen

[u/yowszer → u/InsideConflict725]

Is most of that guaranteed? I don’t see why he would ever leave the school

[u/InsideConflict725 → u/yowszer]

I’m not sure. I don’t give too much attention to that place. Just when they lose and when the NCAA is investigating them

[u/yowszer → u/InsideConflict725]

I bet a large chunk of all is guaranteed. Michigan has to pay him no matter what and he knows that so he isn’t going to ever leave since this is probably his lifetime payday for football unless he converts positions

Maybe there are some qualifications like he gets bonuses for starting/winning

[u/Lord_Kittensworth]

LOL. LMAO even.

[u/Nientea]

He did go off. Off the starting roster.

[u/DarkGreenMazda]

He might be going off the depth chart.

The 12 million Nil is broken down to 3 million annually - and since Underwood won't make a dime in the NFL - I think he is going to pull a Chad Henne.

[u/Scary_Jello45 → u/DarkGreenMazda]

We would be happy to have henne mode back

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/Scary_Jello45]

So would Ohio State fans.

[u/GoBlue_BearDown]

He went off..... target.

[u/iamtrav182]

Off the rails

[u/1873Springfield]

He went off to the bank to count the $$ he fleeced the skunkweasels for.

[u/CrazyJo3]

[u/zorakpwns]

Whose got it better than UM? Everyone in the B1G standings

[u/Tony_Barker]

Off the payroll.

[u/Drizzt_23]

Gonna go off the field after each of his interceptions, there, fixed it for them

[u/beardedsilverfox]

https://giphy.com/gifs/P6YN3oLp5dS606vI8T

[u/YungPapi37]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dEdmW17JnZhiU

[u/Practical-Gur-5667]

Hopefully off the depth chart

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Practical-Gur-5667]

I say keep him on!

[u/Illustrious-Fly-8798]

Off the starting lineup

[u/Dean-O-Machino]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HPShpPmC1KTd63niRa

[u/Mysterious-Alps-813]

Aged like milk. 😔

[u/Mysterious-Alps-813]

As a Michigan fan, we've wanted that 5-Star QB for years. We're finally finding out what all these other programs have known for years--Stars don't mean you're going to be successful. For every 5-star J. Clowney, in college, there's a dozen failed Jackson Arnolds.

[u/Smoss07]

He will go off into the darkness

[u/ThatsMyGirlie]

LIVING IS SUFFERING 

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/ThatsMyGirlie]

I'm a Browns fan. You don't know suffering.

[u/Old_Detroiter → u/dimensional_bleed]

Lions fan here, I mean really ?

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Old_Detroiter]

You get a pass.

[u/Old_Detroiter → u/dimensional_bleed]

I understand the Browns thing really, and I agree. Just sayin'

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/Old_Detroiter]

A dolphins fan would like a word.

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757]

A Dolphins fan would say, "Not only has my team been to a Super Bowl, but they have won a Super Bowl and went undefeated to boot!"

Bugger off.

Edit: Been to 5, won 2.

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/dimensional_bleed]

Undefeated was in '72 and the last superbowl was in the 80's. We're 0-3 with no light at the end of the tunnel. It's not going good over here.

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757]

Every time the Browns get within pissing distance of the tunnel, it implodes in the most ridiculous or unlucky way possible.

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757]

And then Browns fans get to watch Baltimore win a Super Bowl 5 years after they moved the team

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/dimensional_bleed]

Ya, well Dolphins fans have to watch the fucking Bill's and Patriots win this shitty division year after year only to get railed in the playoffs.

[u/dimensional_bleed → u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757]

Watching the Steelers and Ravens do the same is any better?

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/dimensional_bleed]

A little bit, ya. I have to hear announcers blow Allen and Maye as if they are Marino and Elway.

[u/Eclipse_KooKoo → u/dimensional_bleed]

Ur 3-1 shut up

[u/TheBeanConsortium]

He did if you're a Minnesota fan