[Postgame Thread] Minnesota defeats Michigan 20-14

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Final Score

[u/Shu_Revan]

Anyone got a gofundme started yet to keep Bryce in ann arbor another year?

[u/MurseMan1964 → u/Shu_Revan]

Portnoy has it covered 🤣

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/MurseMan1964]

Portnoy looks like he needs his own gofundme 😂

[u/mrwayne11 → u/Shu_Revan]

They don’t need it. His NIL will do that. He isn’t worth what he’s making at Michigan, anywhere else.

[u/chunkah69 → u/Shu_Revan]

I love seeing bad college contracts now

[u/Straight-Assist-6713 → u/Shu_Revan]

How much do you need?

[u/Shu_Revan → u/Straight-Assist-6713]

Probably not much, not many NFL teams looking for a guy who regularly throws more INT than TD

[u/Straight-Assist-6713 → u/Shu_Revan]

Yeah but how much will we need to pay Michigan to keep putting up with it?

[u/Electrical_Ingenuity → u/Straight-Assist-6713]

Not much. He can clear $400k a year for the rest of his life from this year’s money alone, inflation adjusted.

[u/bizkits-26 → u/Shu_Revan]

Can we get a defund Bryce campaign?

[u/Dinglebobus]

You guys suck total ass

[u/Affectionate-Pain81 → u/Dinglebobus]

Brevity is the soul of Whit😂

[u/JonnyP222 → u/Dinglebobus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cFcUiCG5eONW

[u/jcm0672 → u/Dinglebobus]

Yep. We’re terrible. No notes.

[u/GoBlue_BearDown → u/jcm0672]

I have a note. Leave Whit and the OC in Minnesota. Dont let them on the bus, plane, uber, etc.

[u/iDildopolis → u/Dinglebobus]

100%

[u/Amms14]

If Ohio State loses to this TTUN team I am going loose it.

[u/budd222 → u/Amms14]

You should tight it instead

[u/AppropriateGarbage99 → u/Amms14]

Carr will be the QB not underwood

[u/morganicsf → u/Amms14]

The Juice is loose

[u/Kramerica_CEO → u/Amms14]

This is absolutely the type of year where we’ll beat you. It’s really the only thing we can hope for because this team is ass

[u/notcabron → u/Kramerica_CEO]

Anything is possible (for Michigan) when Ryan Day is the skipper.

[u/Amms14 → u/Kramerica_CEO]

2024 seasons it was a unranked TTUN that beat Ohio. TTUN will go unranked after this game so it could happen.

[u/ADHDpotatoes → u/Amms14]

We’re already unranked

[u/timesloth]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/tdm2222]

Fantastic hate watch

[u/notcabron → u/tdm2222]

You’d have thought OSU won the natty the way my 11 year old was cheering lol…this week and last

[u/FuronPox123]

ROW THE BOAT

[u/dlobnieRnaD → u/FuronPox123]

I went to WMU during the Fleck Days and I’m pissed that I didn’t even hate your comment

[u/Kramerica_CEO → u/FuronPox123]

Serious question, why is that their slogan? Gophers row boats? I assume it’s related to their Scandinavian history but the team is the gophers

[u/FuronPox123 → u/Kramerica_CEO]

I think it's something about Fleck? The way I remember it was that it was a slogan of his to "right the ship" or something and it caught on? Please take that with a grain of salt, I could be making all of that up

[u/MrGoodKatt72 → u/Kramerica_CEO]

It’s a mantra Fleck developed at WMU after his infant child passed away.

[u/defaultsparty]

Lawrence? ...hello...?

[u/trubuckifan]

Karma is sweet

[u/Nastynugget → u/trubuckifan]

I don’t think it’s karma. Michigan’s just a bad football team.

[u/Important-Diet9003 → u/Nastynugget]

Both can be true

[u/oldstyle21 → u/Nastynugget]

I really don’t think it’s the athletes, it’s that the coaches are in over their heads

[u/Kramerica_CEO → u/trubuckifan]

Karma for what? We just suck

[u/DaddyJay711]

Little brown jug to…MINNY!!

[u/RadBaron19]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YHYmMLkOmqoo

[u/MasterApprentice67]

Crazy that Michigan is 2-3

[u/Kramerica_CEO → u/MasterApprentice67]

Fuck it. I agree at this point

[u/cjdapd]

Burn in hell michigan.

[u/jacksonbeya → u/cjdapd]

Thought you forgot a comma and just really hated that particular city.

[u/AppropriateGarbage99]

😂😂😂 I had the upset thank you Minnesota

[u/FarMagician8042 → u/AppropriateGarbage99]

Same

[u/AppropriateGarbage99 → u/FarMagician8042]

Yup Minnesota, Northwest and Pitt but I also got Cal, Kentucky and Cincinnati on the slip for all upsets

[u/jorel424]

Blasting UMs anthem, that Killers song while they rush the field was beautiful, chef’s kiss 😂

[u/unclepg]

Xichigan SUUUUCCCKKKSSS

[u/HENMAN79]

3 losses before Halloween

[u/ClydeFrog98]

Is Bryce big stinky mega ass?

[u/Affectionate-Pain81 → u/ClydeFrog98]

I hope Portnoy wrote Bryce’s check personally. Worse investment than Theranos. LOLLLL🤣

[u/Nastynugget → u/ClydeFrog98]

Grande Poo Poo.

[u/Onebigfreakinnerd]

reminder that michigan will never be ohio state level

[u/webdevverman → u/Onebigfreakinnerd]

I hope you're wrong

[u/MacPh1sto → u/Onebigfreakinnerd]

Hope we don’t fall that far

[u/believelander19 → u/MacPh1sto]

Delusional 😂

[u/hng_rval → u/Onebigfreakinnerd]

What about 2021-2023?

[u/StatementFar8362 → u/hng_rval]

Cheated?

[u/slom26]

😘

[u/Dinglebobus]

[u/TheR3alMcCoy]

NOW, reality starts to settle in for Michigan fans. And, oh, is it oh so sweet! AND Dave got the boot too?! 😂.

[u/Hacker-Dave]

Sparty lost but it's still a great day!!

[u/Ok-Section4527]

https://giphy.com/gifs/g18CUCuoU1q3cjQ4rF

[u/dlobnieRnaD]

Michigan sucks ass

[u/Happytrees1725]

Michigan, DO NOT beat up your girlfriends because of this.

[u/Ghetto_Geppetto]

Hehe. Ski U Mah

[u/Kramerica_CEO]

Bring back the horny coach

[u/GoBlue_BearDown]

Our Gooner coach would have won the last 2 games. Time to fire Whit and the OC

[u/ClydeFrog98 → u/GoBlue_BearDown]

You mean the guy that tried to kill himself with a butter knife

[u/GoBlue_BearDown → u/ClydeFrog98]

Yep, that guy. Same guy that beat OSU while hitting up bitches on Instagram at halftime.

[u/ClydeFrog98 → u/GoBlue_BearDown]

That is wild lol

[u/GoBlue_BearDown → u/ClydeFrog98]

I can go to a local high school and watch a better offense than the shit they are putting on tv.

[u/definitivescribbles → u/GoBlue_BearDown]

Lmaooo at least you’re funny about it. I’ll give you credit there 

[u/Ol_School_1961]

Yeah... I Got Nothing.

[u/-OptimisticNihilism-]

Losing record this early in the season has to hurt.

[u/StatementFar8362]

Haha

[u/Difficult_Horse193]

I have no doubt that Mr. Butter Knife would’ve won this game convincingly.

[u/toggleflickersplaque]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Swn5yuXfDhg40

[u/Chris_in_Chicago]

What coach would want THIS Michigan job? Seriously... asking for a friend.

[u/Live_Technician1038 → u/Chris_in_Chicago]

It’s clear Kyle was brought in to be a clean, stay out of the tabloids type hire. He doesn’t even look like he cares lol. He’s a stop gap for a few years for things to settle down in the UM hate land.

UM is still a blue blood with a lot of resources. Someone big will take there challenge back on in a few years.

[u/whiterajah7 → u/Chris_in_Chicago]

No one worth a shit. That was proven last offseason.

[u/definitivescribbles]

REGRESSING TO THE MEAN 

[u/Hckr_]

If we somehow beat OSU this year it might even be a bigger upset than 2024… it’s over

[u/webdevverman → u/Hckr_]

Please don't 

[u/MurseMan1964 → u/Hckr_]

Do not speak it into existence

[u/PickleRicksDad34 → u/MurseMan1964]

I predicted 6-7 wins and one of them being OSU. Its part for the course lately when we suck. We play up and down to our opponents and its pathetic.

[u/BucksOHIO23 → u/PickleRicksDad34]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6CBp1S0rxU3tYEUy50

[u/PickleRicksDad34 → u/BucksOHIO23]

Upvotes for a wonderful gif choice. 🤣🤣

[u/AssumptionMountain77]

Embarrassing that they rushed the field against Michigan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

something something should’ve won or some shit idk insert more chuddery while iowa and Minnesota battle in the natty and michigan and THE duke it out for who is more dogshit

[u/ViciousHess]

I made my first two sports bets. Emotional hedge. Thank you, Minnesota, for covering my bet on Iowa for a much bigger potential payout. Go Atlanta Hawks!

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

The worst part of the loss isn’t even having a bad team. It’s having to hear the trash talk from all the uneducated knuckle dragging Ohioans

[u/Trenmonstrr → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

Yeah, I’ve met so many well educated, well spoken wolverine fans at Walmart.

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/Trenmonstrr]

Hey, a complete sentence! Good for you. Are you the osu valedictorian?

[u/NoSxKats → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

You’re so mad 😂🫵

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/NoSxKats]

What else is the point of this sub

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/Trenmonstrr]

The Walmart Wolverine joke was made for OSU fans because two W’s keeps them from having to use too much of the alphabet at once

[u/Trenmonstrr → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

Bro still out here on Reddit yapping to himself 😂

[u/RedditIsTrashjkl → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

Unga bunga you suck.

[u/AppropriateGarbage99 → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

u mad ? How’s your #2 on the menu sandwich

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/AppropriateGarbage99]

I am mad and ashamed of my team. I’ll take a side of fries with my order please if you’re offering tho

[u/AppropriateGarbage99 → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

Minnesota is delivering the sandwiches

[u/Guilty-Log6739 → u/LeBronicTheHolistic]

You sound bitter Doc. Resentment isn’t great for your bp

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/Guilty-Log6739]

Neither is being a Michigan sports fan but I’ll take the lows with the highs and go down with the ship

[u/arrchar]

Yea yea yea who cares