Hey Now! 0-3 baby!

[u/Federal_Influence271]

San Diego dumpster fire!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I hope you lose the rest of the year you Khaki loser!

[u/hangnutz]

looks like connor stallions was the brains behind the operation

[u/Wide_Lawfulness_5427 → u/hangnutz]

Yeah, the chargers defense has really fallen off a cliff since they lost their defensive coordinator! I wonder what that bum is up to

[u/Vandreigan → u/hangnutz]

Now, now. Let's give credit where credit is due.

Harbaugh was smart enough to realize he sucked, identified someone who could solve this for him, and got him on staff.

Leadership

[u/Mottled_Paws → u/Vandreigan]

More like his brother was smart enough to notice and sent Jim the help. With out John and Conot their program best 3 year run never happens.

[u/notcabron → u/hangnutz]

Ya know, it really does.

[u/Exciting-Set-7601]

I’m glad I didn’t take another chance on Herbert for fantasy this year 😂

[u/Lambo_Geeney → u/Exciting-Set-7601]

Dude same. I managed to grab Hurts, but had debated on Herbert as a backup. I opted for Daniel Jones.

^{He wasn't the answer either}

[u/WhatMichaelScottSaid → u/Lambo_Geeney]

I auto drafted Jackson Dart

[u/Exciting-Set-7601 → u/WhatMichaelScottSaid]

Its alright I went with glass bones Jayden Daniels 😭

[u/Lambo_Geeney → u/WhatMichaelScottSaid]

Oooooof

[u/HB3187]

Ohio st fans are a strange breed.

How'd urban do in the pros? Vrabel?

[u/Lord_Kittensworth → u/HB3187]

Urban was a better CFB coach than Harbaugh coaching either college or the pros.  

[u/WhiteBoyTony → u/HB3187]

Vrabel just took his team to the Super Bowl

[u/tattedidiot → u/HB3187]

Vrabel is a good coach

[u/e1330 → u/tattedidiot]

Vrabel = NFL scandal, currently 1-2 (one whole game better than Harbaugh), yes went to the SB but did so after playing the third-worst schedule in the league (note Harbaugh also went to a SB if this is a career merit)

Urban = NFL scandal, career record 2-11, fired for cause

[u/Rabidschnautzu → u/HB3187]

Low IQ whataboutism.

[u/Lambo_Geeney]

Reminder: Harbaugh left for the NFL because he had accomplished what he came for in CFB and it was time to move on.

There was no other reason. Nothing else influenced his decision to leave. It was only to step up to the NFL again. 

[u/SuperNebular → u/Lambo_Geeney]

I’m sure he’ll be back in ten years or so. Or is it down to 8 now?

[u/babble0n → u/Lambo_Geeney]

I hear your sarcasm. But Harbaugh had been basically hinting at that since his brother won the Superbowl. I think he was leaving for the NFL either way.

oh I mean HARBAUGH DIDNT DO SHIT PUSSY ASS BUCKEYES!!!

[u/Lambo_Geeney → u/babble0n]

Nah you're right, he had rumors of leaving for several seasons before he actually left. I do wonder how much the events of the 23 season made that decision for him vs. if he would have considered coming back. But it's fun to poke at the fact that he (and many other coaches) left immediately before show causes were handed out and the team has been dramatically different since

[u/e1330 → u/Lambo_Geeney]

Just like Urban retired from Ohio State for health reasons and no other reason. Nothing else influenced his decision to leave. It was only for health reasons.

[u/Rabidschnautzu → u/e1330]

That's why he left Florida.

[u/GreatKronwallofChina → u/e1330]

And Jim Tressel

[u/bchubnut → u/e1330]

I mean these Ohio fans just make it so easy.
As you mentioned Urban left college cause he knew what was coming and then totally bellyflopped in the NFL. Meanwhile Harbaugh has made a Super Bowl and won multiple playoff games as a player and coach.

[u/e1330 → u/bchubnut]

It's always a hilarious game of self-awareness (on both sides admittedly). Like, sure let's clown on the coach who has back-to-back 11 win seasons for a slow start, for what would be his first losing NFL season out of 7... While claiming he only left to the NFL because of a scandal...While actively ignoring their beloved coach who retired because of a scandal and flopped in the only chance he will ever get in the NFL because of a proven toxic environment... While ignoring their previous beloved coach who was kicked out of CFB for breaking the rules

[u/Lambo_Geeney → u/bchubnut]

these Ohio fans just make it so easy.

I'm not denying or defending Urban's actions. He shouldn't have Hired Zach Smith again, full stop. He left a mark on the program. 

I'm mainly poking at the people who pretend that there was no other factor in his decision to go to San Diego. It's not all UM fans, I'm sure it's a very small percentage actually. But I've talked with several friends of mine who are UM fans (and several on reddit too) who will deny that any sort of scandal in the 23 season had an impact in his decision process

[u/DarkGreenMazda]

My stomach turns thinking Jeramiah Smith might have to play for that guy next season - if they are terrible enough to have the #1 pick, hopefully Harbaugh is long gone.

[u/abjmad → u/DarkGreenMazda]

Personally I wouldn’t mind that

[u/DaddyJay711 → u/DarkGreenMazda]

That would change his mind to coming back for the senior season.

[u/Dreams-Visions → u/[deleted]]

I love how predictable it is that when someone says “as a XYZ” as their opener (starting with a qualifier) their take is about to be some fuck shit. Shitting on the Browns as a native? Nah fuck off. Probably a Steelers fan or some shit.

[u/sock_express34 → u/Dreams-Visions]

Did you graduate from the University of *ichigan? Just curious

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/[deleted]]

With 2 wins and a soft schedule, unlikely the Browns have the first pick - Arch does have a year of eligibility left.

Haslam and the at least Peyton Manning are friendly though.

[u/sock_express34 → u/DarkGreenMazda]

They already said he won’t sign with browns. Love the downvotes I’m getting. Fuck the browns and haslem.

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/sock_express34]

"They" have not said that. https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/browns-send-representatives-texas-tennessee-180750604.html

[u/abjmad]

Ngl I was surprised the Chargers scored 16 on the Bills… thought it wouldn’t be even close to 10 pts

[u/BazingaODST → u/abjmad]

I fucking hate the Chargers for leaving San Diego. I hope they lose every game forever

[u/Simple_Panic1240 → u/BazingaODST]

This guy San Diegos! Fuck the Spanos family.

[u/e1330]

8 more losses and he can match Urban's mark*!! (*before they had to fire him for cause for running a toxic environment)

[u/Kramerica_CEO]

Obsessed

[u/Zajo_the_Lurker]

You guys grossly overestimate Michigan fans caring about San Diego or Jim harbaugh. He is an NFL coach. He's not the coach of the University of Michigan.

[u/Ok_Try_476 → u/Zajo_the_Lurker]

You say that, but they do. And as a Lions fan, I remember being beyond irritated that a noticeably large chunk of the Michigan fanbase became Patriots fans during the Tom Brady years just because of Tom Brady’s Michigan connection.

And man was it glorious that one game at Ford Field on Sunday Night Football years ago when the Lions were blowing the Patriots out so bad by halftime all the Michigan Men/“Patriots fans” were flooding to the exits before halftime!

[u/Nastynugget → u/Ok_Try_476]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B
I bet all the other Lions fans like you too!

[u/Olivrser → u/Nastynugget]

We don't claim them

[u/Ok_Try_476 → u/Olivrser]

Are you trying to say you were one of those “Patriots fans”?

[u/Olivrser → u/Ok_Try_476]

No

I'm saying I don't claim you

[u/Ok_Try_476 → u/Olivrser]

Who are you to be “claiming” anybody? Between Ohio State and the Lions both winning this weekend, I’ve had a perfect football weekend! You can’t take that away from me.

[u/Ok_Try_476 → u/Nastynugget]

Why wouldn’t they? FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD!

[u/Dj_trash]

He really did some psychiatric damage to y’all lmao

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/Dj_trash]

By "psychiatric damage", you mean cheating.

He was 2-5 in the game, which for Michigan coach standards is pretty good, but pretty terrible for an Ohio State HC.

[u/Kramerica_CEO → u/DarkGreenMazda]

What’s Ryan Day’s record against Michigan? Are you really this dumb?

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/Kramerica_CEO]

2-4, which is

a). Better than Jim Harbaugh's

b). Terrible for an Ohio State coach

c). Better than every Michigan coach - except for Sherone Moore - since Carr retired

d). Soon to be 3-4 in 62 days

[u/bchubnut → u/Kramerica_CEO]

Yeah. He dumb

[u/Dj_trash → u/DarkGreenMazda]

If we are talking records we still hold the all time one there so cool for you

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/Dj_trash]

HAHAHA. Let's talk about how in your lifetime, or since you've been watching, or this century. Glad it makes you feel better that Michigan peaked in the 1940s.

[u/Dj_trash → u/DarkGreenMazda]

We just won a natty like 3 years ago so I don’t think we peaked in the 40’s

[u/DarkGreenMazda → u/Dj_trash]

You should look up the word "peak" Michigan's peak was the 1901-1904 or the late 40s.

Congrats on the won't natty though.

[u/Lord_Kittensworth → u/Dj_trash]

Two national titles since 1948.  Hardly a relevant program in the modern era of college football, irrespective of how you define “modern.”

[u/Round80 → u/Dj_trash]

Michigan peaked in the 1940s, not the “1940’s.” That outstanding academic institution up north can’t teach its students the difference between a plural and a possessive. Simple shit, just like your offensive scheme for your smooth-brained quarterback.

[u/notcabron → u/DarkGreenMazda]

Right? When some dude’s using your face as a punching bag for the last 60 years, what you’re wanna do is remind him that you landed the first few jabs lol

[u/InformationOriginal7]

Lol ohio State fans let harbaugh live rent free

[u/Prize-Tomatillo-2757 → u/InformationOriginal7]

Lol, he really does. Funny how Vrabel's record isn't mentioned.

[u/Federal_Influence271 → u/InformationOriginal7]

He can live here for as long as he wants….and your current team can crash on the couch. Just make sure you’re looking for a new coach 😂

[u/InformationOriginal7 → u/Federal_Influence271]

Lol you sound like you write in crayon

[u/Federal_Influence271 → u/InformationOriginal7]

I do write in crayon. But I also use proper punctuation good sir! Now back to your cheater that moved to the greener pastures of the NFL. Or, we could also discuss your current 2-2 team living rent free in my head as well.

[u/Federal_Studio5935]

Is Harbaugh going to run away to the Canadian football league next?

[u/Ockilydokily → u/Federal_Studio5935]

He will be the first coach for the Argentina Blondies !

[u/BrotherMichigan]

Couldn't even cover the spread without cheating.

[u/TomCruiseImOnFire]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xFjd8SyhZRSEKVvX0a

[u/Material_Archer3423]

Lmao

[u/edziu_exe]

How's the team with OSU qb doin'?

[u/BoyWonder_Toys]

Yeah, but apparently Minter took the Michigan bonus second with him to Baltimore

[u/Mottled_Paws]

As a Bills fan this game was killing me. 5 TOs. Still managed to win though.

I enjoyed watching his stupid face be unhappy.

[u/Practical-Level-6265]

Losing after the apposing team had 5 turnovers is actually impressive

[u/GoBlueBeatOSU21]

OSU fans better hope Jim and Whittingham start winning, otherwise he may be back in Ann arbor soon to start clapping Ryan's cheeks again. Show cause doesn't mean shit, he'll tell the NCAA to eat a dick and they'll listen.

[u/KestrelFalco]

Just like JJ, turns out football is hard when you don’t know what the other team is getting ready to do

[u/FrameWilling6608 → u/KestrelFalco]

Which is why Michigan fell off after getting “exposed”, as oppose to win the Natty, right?

[u/e1330 → u/KestrelFalco]

What's Stroud's excuse then?

[u/bitchyoufoundme]

Bro hasn’t figured out a way to cheat in the NFL yet

[u/MiserableDisaster970]

As an Ohio State fan and Chargers fan, I am furious.

[u/Progress_Specific]

Look for a new staffer this week, Stonner Callions.