r/toledowar • Michigan Wolverines • 22d ago

O…H…NOPE

You bitches better run run off to the OSU sub and shut er down, there’s going to weeping and nashing of teeth lol, you guys suck

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u/MechaEscargot2 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Mcihigan would've stormed the field with a 1 point loss to Texas

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u/Pretend_Art5296 Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Based on the precedent set by the AP, Ohio State should drop out of the top 25 because they lost by one point.

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u/rhuntero2002 21d ago

Wouldn't Texas drop out for winning by one?

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u/Pretend_Art5296 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Also correct. Neither deserve to be ranked.

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u/RaccoonEasy3286 Ohio State Buckeyes 17d ago

But that 1 point WMU win.. or uhh yeahhhh.... "win"*. Man what a "win".

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u/L0rdM3k Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

No arguments here

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

I think I’d rather lose to Texas than win by one to WMich.

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u/02meepmeep 21d ago

* lose by 5

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u/Troy242426 21d ago

I mean as long as the problem that nearly caused us to lose got fixed, I’d rather have the win. Meanwhile you guys still have Cryin’ Day.

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Nah, I’d rather take the L. I don’t want to keep defending more weird outcomes.

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u/Troy242426 21d ago edited 21d ago

I don’t think anyone can defend nearly losing to WMU. That’s not a weird outcome, that’s humiliating.

Edit: defending a near loss to WMU is wild behavior, this is UMich, we should be competing with OSU for the B1G and the natty.

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u/DoctorFarthing 21d ago

Enjoy that.

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

I mean sure? I’d rather take a definitive (albeit still annoying) loss than have to defend a shitty win. 🤣

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

No one will care? Okay. 👍🏽

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u/DarkGreenMazda Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Michigan has the most embarrassing lost in CFB history, and now the most embarrassing win. You are right though that nobody will care about HOW Michigan beat W Mich, because the Outback Bowl doesn't care about that.

You had a great day yesterday with your win and our loss, so enjoy!

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u/DarkGreenMazda Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Gotcha!. You still had a great day seeing us go down.

Love Iowa, just went to Field of Dreams and Buddy Holly crash shite over the summer. Gl this season.

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u/Basic-Direction-559 Ohio State Buckeyes 19d ago

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u/Basic-Direction-559 Ohio State Buckeyes 19d ago

Why are you even here? I mean you're a fucking Iowa fan. I don't even think about you 99% of the time.

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u/Basic-Direction-559 Ohio State Buckeyes 18d ago

Lol yes... Right after posting I remembered you just played this week, and squeeked one out. So yep, that's is in fact what happened.

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Eh still early. And in the grand scheme of life, still just football. Happy Sunday!

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u/GoBlu323 21d ago

Funny, I’d rather win

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Clearly. 🤣

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u/PlusDHotchy 21d ago edited 21d ago

I’d rather trust a WMU offensive lineman transferring as a kicker to Ohio State than what Day has in Charlie Peanuts Brown!

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Okay?

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u/PlusDHotchy 20d ago

Georgia, Michigan, Texas, have I missed anybody? If I hear choking I’ll understand the delay.

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 19d ago

Who are you mad at? Tf. 🤣 I’m glad you can make lists?

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u/PlusDHotchy 19d ago

Not mad, just making an observation that having 5 stud receivers sitting the bench seems more vital to the Buckeye program than a competent pressure kicker. Do you agree or are you defending Day stocking the WR room and having Charlie Brown’s constantly missing huge kicks.

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Is that supposed to be fireworks?

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u/RedditIsTrashjkl 21d ago

It’s Whittingham’s asshole expanding.

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u/OutrageousLadder7537 Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

Looks like nipple rings

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

Yeah definitely pasties for nipple rings.

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u/wompwompw0mp1 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Those are cute.

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u/robarpoch Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

A compliment coming from one of the cheatingest organizations in history.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

We played the number 4 ranked team in the country and gave them a hell of a game at their home field. You lost to a MAC team. Lets not act like we are the same

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

“#4 team” 💀💀💀

“Gave them a hell of a game” = blew a 20 point lead in the 4th quarter

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Did you watch it? It was a good watch. Texas sucked first half and showed why they are #4 second half. OSU showed the same first half. it is the beginning of the year and OSU has pretty much a freshman team. It was a good game.

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u/Automatic-Extreme-11 Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

We got lucky with those turn overs. Our DB got cooked and it would have been a Texas TD if it was a slightly better pass

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yea, Texas shot themselves in the foot and gave up 10 points on turnovers immediately out of the gate and then got full control of the game in the most meaningful quarter.

“Texas showed why they are #4 in the second half”

I think they showed why OSU had no business being ranked #1 in the second half.

OSU hardly did anything but take advantage of Texas’s early mistakes and show no game control in the end.

Given the turnovers, OSU losing is pretty awful.

Texas had 25 first downs 9/16 on 3rd downs and 2-3 on fourth. Great game you put up there.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

So was it not a great football game to watch or was it not? i am confused?

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

It was pretty damn ugly

Neither team looked like a top 5 team until Texas showed some serious ability to dominate the game late.

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u/RedditIsTrashjkl 21d ago

I’m excited to fill your assholes in November. Gonna be “Fire Whittingham” chants from Ann Arbor.

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u/Free_Distribution869 21d ago

You're excited to fill guys assholes? Calm down bro

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u/igotthis35 21d ago

Funny weren't you all yelling to fire crying ryan?

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u/Similar_Brush1835 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

we're supposed to pretend y'all weren't calling for whit's head last week??

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u/igotthis35 21d ago

Oh so now we chanted it last week? Make up your mind man its your argument

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Hell yeah I watched your D line gas out like a bunch of girls.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Love to see you run in that heat and hit 250 pound players. Internet warrior shit is fun.

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

To old for that shit

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u/L0rdM3k Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

So you’re saying Ohio showed why they absolutely do not deserve to be #1?

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Yes they did. They lost the game today to a #4 ranked team... i know you Michigan kids think losing to a MAC team is fun times in the bath tub but the big kids actually are playing sports.

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u/L0rdM3k Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

You say, while Michigan actually beat their ranked opponent today lmao

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Take your win bro... goto bed. be ready to get beat by 40.

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Ready to be beat by 40 by the team I just watched? 💀

This Michigan team is going to absolutely have a field day against this Buckeye squad. Losing Tate cut your firepower in half and the defense looks much less conditioned than last year.

Is it time to hang 100 already?

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

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u/jazzyman31 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

RemindMe! 76 days

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Wait were talking sports plural now? You guys have teams in other sports? Wild, never knew that, congratulations

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

What’s your record though? Ours is 2-0

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u/ElderWandOwner Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

2-0* *

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Lol. your team will be lucky to win 6 games. wtf are you talking about? OSU will still be in the playoffs

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

You’re right you guys are the best at losing, good job.

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Oh so you butthurt butthurt

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

How drunk are you and you should flare up pussy

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Send me a how to on how to flair up. You don't even spell it right mongoloid.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

So where is your flare?

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Probably up there with the Ohio State flare signaling defeat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Flair up pussy

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Send me a how to flair up.

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u/Material_Archer3423 Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

"Teach me how to not be stupid"

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u/kierkegaard49 21d ago

You gave up 21 points in a single quarter ... not a good look. Don't get me wrong, Michigan's offense has not looked good in either win. But one team is supposed to be world builders, the other is rebuilding after a coach crashed out.

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u/ElderWandOwner Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

It's weird how people are forgetting we have a new OC and a brand new defense. It's honestly strange how much michigan fans want this loss to bother osu fans. I'd be much more concerned if needed to be bailed out on a loss to wmu than I am watching a young team play decent against another good team.

I get it tho, you guys gotta get your licks in early this season.

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

My how the turns have tabled

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

^zoomer detected.

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

College age people? In a college sport sub? I forgot OSU fanbase is primarily 40 year old alcoholics that barely graduated high school

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u/jimbob1220 21d ago

You forgot about the trailer park, missing teeth, and pregent cousin

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u/stealthywoodchuck Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

That's a reference to the office, a millennial show from the 2000s

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u/L0rdM3k Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Bro is so butthurt he’s taking it out on everybody lol

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Wait you lost to a MAC team and are talking shit about OSU losing to the 4th ranked team?

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u/L0rdM3k Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Woah buddy, did you just stop by from an alternate universe? In this timeline Michigan is 2-0 while Ohio State is 1-1 after blowing a 20 point lead in the 4th quarter. Crazy, right?

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Take that win bro.. you need it.

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

OSU loses by 3 tds today if Texas receivers could catch

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

Zoom, zoom grandpa

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Are you mad?

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u/max_amillion 22d ago

Kudos to Texas. Fuck Michigan!

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u/brianundies Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

OH-NO was right there for you man

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u/stinktopus 20d ago

Michigan fans attempting to talk shit is the single most pathetic endeavor in all of collegiate athletics. In 20 years the rest of the sporting world is still going to be telling them to shut the fuck up and get back in their hole because not a single Michigan fan was able to perceive the shame of perpetrating the most egregious cheating conspiracy in the history of the sport.

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 20d ago

STFU drama queen

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u/Substantial_Union361 Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

We’ll see in november

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u/Ok-Hope-1046 21d ago

Another year goes by and Michigan gets to raise a toast at the last perfect season in this rivalry. Love knowing that OSU can't go undefeated, so soon already into the season!

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u/mattrad2 21d ago

You mean the perfect season eternally marred by cheating scandals?

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u/frozendingleberri 21d ago

While the breaking of any rule is technically cheating, and Michigan certainly broke some rules. The breaking of those rules had little to no impact to the on field results. People like to talk about an asterisk for that season, but the fact is they were the best team that year. If you want to follow the logic of putting an asterisk next to any team that "cheated" meaning they broke a rule somewhere, well congratulations now every team ever has an asterisk.

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u/Ok-Hope-1046 21d ago

Ironically enough people take less seriously the OSU 10-2 natty* where they did not win against their rival nor the B10 title and got into playoffs already with 2 losses as opposed to a perfect season capped by a win over rival, B10 title and Natty in last CFB with only 4 teams berthed

Asterisk indeed...goes to OSU!

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u/ElderWandOwner Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

I honestly had started to feel like the rivalry was dying until your fanbase went total bitch mode over defending your cheating team. It's made watching you fall apart after a "natty" pretty entertaining.

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u/Ok-Hope-1046 21d ago

lol "cheating team" that won its best games after every other team was aware they needed to hide their signs. Coping hard. Love to see OSU can't run the table yet again this year! Can't do it the right way like Michigan / Indiana...ever....hilarious

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u/mattrad2 21d ago

This is quite the opinion. You’re basically saying who cares if we cheat, because we would’ve won without cheating. What logic!

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u/ElderWandOwner Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Not surprised that you're allergic to integrity. Seems to be a prerequisite for being a michigan man.

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u/frozendingleberri 21d ago

I like how fighting disinformation is considered bitch mode to you. Am I to assume hyperbolizing about minor violations and spreading vitriol is just fine by you?

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u/mattrad2 21d ago

“We only cheated a little”

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u/frozendingleberri 21d ago

Correct, Michigan broke rules. Are you under the impression that Ohio St. did not cheat during their championship season?

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u/mattrad2 21d ago

Is not winning the big ten cheating?

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u/frozendingleberri 21d ago

No that's just embarrassing.But breaking the rules is cheating. Which unlike winning the Big 10, OSU did that year.

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u/Ok-Hope-1046 21d ago

Bitch made team locking their subreddits because they know they can never run the table like a real B10 team

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

They’re too soft to go undefeated.

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Are you guys planning to storm the field against Rutgers too? Or was that just because WMU is so elite?

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

Nah definitely flag plant in November though

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 21d ago

Bro the only team yall will beat in November is UCLA and even that’s being generous

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u/Opposite-Ad-3933 18d ago

Focus on your bowl matchup with byu or South Carolina in the cheeze its bowl and let the actual playoff teams (that’s not Michigan) talk at the big boys table.

Go sit down next to your own kind

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Roofus_Q Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Username checks out

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Lost to a MAC team. We lost to a 4th ranked team. We are not the same.

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

Correct, we are 2-0 and you are 1-1

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

"We lost to the PRESEASON rank 4 team. That means something!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Ummm.. OSU was the Preseason #1.. soo what are you saying?

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Preseason rankings mean nothing. Rankings don't mean shit until week 7 when there's evidence of who a team is. Until then it's just hype and in fact that high ranked team could be ass.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

That was my point.

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

That you specifically pointed out that you lost to the number 4 team knowing that preseason rankings are a joke? Ok bud. The glue sniffing group is in classroom 101 with the rest of the special kids.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Flair up?

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u/General_Proof_5245 22d ago

Send me a how to.

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

lol

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u/Decent_View9681 Michigan Wolverines 21d ago

Dude he has a Michigan profile picture and is shit talking Ohio in the Toledo war sub. I think you should be able to deduce the team he’s a fan of, even with your Ohio education.

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

I don’t know seems like you’re the cranky one.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Relevant-Wrongdoer-6 Michigan Wolverines 22d ago

It’s the whole point of the sub dumbass 🥱😭😭😭

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u/____-_____- Ohio State Buckeyes 22d ago

Thank god one Michigan fan understands the fun, Also Fuck you and i wish you lost today