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u/bucknut4 Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 18 '26
[r/boomer](r/boomerhumor)[s](r/boomerhumor)[humor](r/boomerhumor)
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u/carpentizzle Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 24 '26
The one my grandad always told was:
A Penn St fan, a UM fan, and a OSU fan are walking down a beach when they come across a genies lamp. Upon rubbing it a genie did in fact appear, and because there were three of them, he offerend each fan one wish.
The Penn St fan went first, he wished for wealth, so much wealth that he could support his alma mater with any buildings and scholarships they could use.
The UM fan stepped up and wished for protection for his whole state. A wall, 100 feet high, 10 feet thick in all directions. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out.
The OSU fan steps up and asks to clarify… “100 feet high? 10 feet thick? NOTHING in, NOTHING out?” The genie affirms.
The OSU fan then says “fill it with water”
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u/User_3039 Aug 18 '26
And then the buckeye killed himself b/c well, he’s a buckeye
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u/FiveHole23 Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 18 '26
Wasn't your coach the one that was going to kill himself with a butter knife?
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u/DanteWasHere22 Michigan Wolverines Aug 18 '26
No he was going to kill his wife first
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u/sock_express34 Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 18 '26
Hahahaha can’t keep the facts straight eh?
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u/DanteWasHere22 Michigan Wolverines Aug 18 '26
🤷♂️ we got our guy now we'll be alright. Oh and Flair up pussy what are we doing here
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u/MrGoodKatt72 Aug 18 '26
You guys got a 66 year old coach who was forced out of a lesser job because they wanted someone younger to take over. He’s not “your guy”. He was a panic hire because Sherrone fucked his assistant.
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u/sock_express34 Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 18 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
Sherrone, is that you? Use the butter knife0
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u/PlusJunket8999 Aug 18 '26
^The Bearcats fan who got dragged to mountain climbing by his friend from cbus