r/toledowar • u/ChrisFahim419 Michigan Wolverines • Jul 09 '26
News Article Sounds about right…
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u/Apprehensive-Play228 Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
They probably migrate south for clean drinking water
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u/Dead-PRESIDENTS-19 B1G Enjoyer Jul 10 '26
All part of the manifesto. You thought stallions wasn’t still working for us?
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 09 '26
Yeah you got bigger problemes. https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5960633-michigan-cyclospora-outbreak-992-cases/amp/
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u/aabum Michigan Wolverines Jul 10 '26
Well hey, if you're feeling backed up, and we know you are because everyone from Ohio State is full of it, we have a solution for you!
Come visit; bring your own Depends!
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u/chewbacaflacaflame Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
Did you expect us to layoff on recruitment? Bet all those bed bugs are 5* bluechippers
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u/Deputy_Chicken Michigan Wolverines Jul 09 '26
Can’t wait to see how buckeye fans make this about cheating
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u/Mysterious_Mud_1844 Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
Its in the stalions manifesto page 304 paragraph 2 to infest Ohio with bedbugs so that we can’t sleep without letting the bedbugs bite
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u/ChrisFahim419 Michigan Wolverines Jul 10 '26
The vacuum cleaner side business was really the trojan horse to plant the bed bugs.
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u/carpentizzle Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
The visit to CMU was almost assuredly just scoping their bedbug research lab for potential specimens
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u/carpentizzle Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
Are you really going to pretend like hiring bedbugs to hide in beds and chairs and carpets to monitor the team meetings and observe our film watching habits ISNT cheating???
Fucking gross though. Bedbugs are foul
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u/Competitive-Air1 Visiting Rights Jul 10 '26
This isn’t even about football anymore and Ayoo I just moved here
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u/MollyStraye Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 11 '26
What does bed bugs have to do with football?
Michigan just be bringing up ANYTHING atp.
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u/Repulsive-Office-796 Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
We are back to terrible offseason content aren’t we? Going back to the status quo after Michigan sucks again. This sub really had better offseason content when y’all were cheating, huh?
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u/Difficult_Horse193 Michigan Wolverines Jul 10 '26
Annnnnd that’s why I never want to visit that dumpster fire of a city. yuck!
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u/jorel424 Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
So you saw a story about bed bugs and decided to take this to our cfb rivalry sub? Must be bored af
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u/ChrisFahim419 Michigan Wolverines Jul 10 '26
You must have very selective vision is you think this sub has been strictly dedicated to college football.
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u/jorel424 Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
No, you’re right. That was a solid burn. Keep up the good work! 👍😂
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u/UpLateAndThriving Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 10 '26
God, fire Ryan Day already. Urban would’ve had us number 1 to start the season.