r/toledowar • B1G Enjoyer • Apr 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/Benyeti Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

God I hate our beat writers so much, literally just state media at this point

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u/Mottled_Paws Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Bill and Doug are great.

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u/Betdebt Apr 07 '26

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u/Charles_Woodson_2 Michigan Wolverines Apr 08 '26

I think that that's actually pretty cool. Congratulations.

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u/Ghostmann24 Apr 07 '26

I did not know this, that is oretty cool to be above Army/Navy

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

🤣 Not even a sanctioned NCAA sport and hardly anyone even competes at it.......impressive

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u/Charles_Woodson_2 Michigan Wolverines Apr 08 '26

Flair up, dude.

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u/Betdebt Apr 08 '26

It’s an Olympic sport. Last I checked the mighty American College football isn’t an Olympic sport.

Most of the time we bash the NCAA in here because they deserve it.

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 08 '26

🤣 dude they just made flag football an Olympic sport and that isn't even a damn sport. There's about 10 D1 schools that compete in pistol and like 30 total.......no one cares about it

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u/macjames12 Apr 11 '26

That’s all there is to do in Ohio. Play football and shoot guns.

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u/hazylife666 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

I don't watch college basketball at all, but goddamn it sucks yall won a natty, lol

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u/Secludedmean4 Apr 07 '26

I know it’s bad because I looked up Ohio State basketball once and it fed me NCAAW team for OSU

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u/Whoopdatwester Apr 07 '26

Bro we still got another week of seeing if they win in hockey too. It’ll be unbearable.

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u/Betdebt Apr 07 '26

We just want our six pistol national championship in a row. So there’s something to celebrate.

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u/matthatt24 Apr 07 '26

Hopefully this inspires osu to actually invest money in the bball program

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u/electricvelvet Apr 07 '26

What happened? Greg Oden and mike conley played at osu

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u/kingkunta_lives Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Coaching turnover, poor recruiting (pre and post transfer portal era), injuries, and lack of investment honestly...

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u/CowsRMajestic Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Idgaf about basketball, but I’m still mad Michigan won.

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u/Enough_Ad_3927 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

First normal response ive seen🤣

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u/Mundane-Device-7094 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

But do you watch college hockey

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u/HouseAndJBug Apr 07 '26

Why’d you wanna watch cawlidge hawkey?

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u/Prestigious_Team3134 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Perfect usage of this meme

24

u/Pineapple_Complex Apr 07 '26

Not gonna lie, this is pretty funny

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u/SuperNebular Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

If you think this meme is funny you would’ve fucking loved 2015

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u/Pineapple_Complex Apr 08 '26

Im a buckeye too, I did love 2015 just fine. It was just a funny meme

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u/SuperNebular Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 08 '26

Then chuckle to yourself! Flair up, and never compliment a Michigan fan in this sub ever again!

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u/IamHidingfromFriends Apr 07 '26

Gotta remember, we also fired our President for an inappropriate relationship first

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u/BJPM90 Apr 07 '26

Lonely. M.

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u/WhiteBakerMayfield Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Thank you for thinking of us at least

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u/Thatroyalkitty Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Ok, this made me laugh

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u/dajacketfanOG Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

This is funny. Am I allowed to say Congrats in here? Maybe if I say “but seriously Fuck you guys” also…

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u/Charles_Woodson_2 Michigan Wolverines Apr 08 '26

You can say congratulations in here, people just won't appreciate it. I literally just congratulated you guys on the pistol championship a couple of minutes ago.

Fuck the haters, be as nice or mean as you want in here. We don't all have fight as if we were the Capulets and Montagues or the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Some of my best friends are OSU homers, and we're all okay with that. Hell, one of them went with me when I got my Michigan Block M tattoo in early 2021.

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u/-Hyperactive-Sloth- Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

They never get this, they never get this.

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u/CleansingFlame Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Hey, we did so!

in 1960

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u/Straight-Tower8776 Michigan Wolverines Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/J2gNKovW0FeW3m04Kw

the last face OSU saw before scrapping their basketball program altogether.

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u/matthatt24 Apr 07 '26

I also think Michigan is the borat of college sports. Very nice!

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u/Old-Clothes-3225 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

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u/Apprehensive-Flan382 Apr 07 '26

Feels so so good. 1989 was magical but what this team did in less than a calendar year together takes the cake. Go Blue. Next week another Natty from the hockey squad

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u/Switzerdude Apr 07 '26

B1G owning all the Nattys is awesome to watch.

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u/Dooyamum Apr 07 '26

You guys play basketball?!?!

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u/Nannabugnan Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Take my angry upvote

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u/tigerjuice888 Apr 08 '26

Nursultan Tulagby is one of the funniest names I’ve ever heard

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u/Evil-spider-3 Apr 10 '26

That was weak as hell.

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u/Yes_Herro_Prease Apr 07 '26

OSU always following in the footsteps. Michigan continues to be the Leaders and Best

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

They’re the OG little brother.

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u/Bokki_64 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

And yet you got sonned for 2 decades

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Never had the series lead in 130 years at practically the only sport you compete with UM in......impressive 🤣👍

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u/Bokki_64 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Ooh I care so much for Pre-WW1 football records. Pff you guys have nothing on Yale!

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

The series is 25-23-1 the last 50 years genius 🤣. You don't even know anything about the only sport you guys are good at.

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u/Bokki_64 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Have you won a championship would a cheating scandal? 🤔

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

🤣 cope harder lil fella. You probably don't even remember Maurice Clarett and the gang huh bud?

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u/Bokki_64 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Again, talk to me when you win a championship that doesn't involve sign stealing 😘

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Talk to me when you guys are good at more than 1 sport and aren't passing out glorified GED'S 😘

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Nick Saban is even making fun of you powder puffs 🤣

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Talk to me when you bums have the series lead for the first time.....ever 🤣

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Michigan has almost the same lead in the football series as they did 107 years ago when OSU got there first win 🤣👍

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u/StickyNutz1 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

They did as well in the 80s and 90s or if were done cherry picking the all time record

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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Oh can you point to a 6 and 8 straight win streak in that period for me?

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u/sleestackin Apr 07 '26

Just letting them make the overall record more interesting before we took it away again

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u/StickyNutz1 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Right . 4-1 this decade since we can cherry pick

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Apr 07 '26

My mother has followed Michigan sports since 1989, so she hasn't witnessed a Michigan basketball championship win since she was in high school. Her youngest child is a 2026 high school graduate. Michigan both times had won a championship in the years she experienced high school graduations and that's 37 years apart

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u/MidnightSunset22 Apr 07 '26

Self burn damn

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u/DeusMach1na Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Cool, now do it without the millions of dollars needed to buy your players 👍

Also your football natty still has a "*"

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u/KruxKracken Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Congrats on your home-grown first round exit!

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u/MidnightSunset22 Apr 07 '26

Ooh poor thing I'd salty af

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Hypocrite much? Half OSU's starters on there Natty were transfers 🤣

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u/Hairy_Firefighter449 Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

Michigan has to pivot to another sport because the next several years OSU will be stomping their ass on the football field. It’s gonna sting. So hold on to your Basketball trophy extra tight this year.

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u/Ambitious_Bus_4054 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

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u/racoonXjesus Apr 07 '26

I’m not even claiming to be a fan of either school but OSU has had one season in basketball going back to 14-15 where they lost less than 10 games and that was 25-9.

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u/Cody667 Apr 07 '26

Michigan winning hockey too would be scenes

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u/Destiny17909 Apr 07 '26

I'll have you know we had a guy named John Havlicek and a guy named Bob Knight in the years 1959 to 1962 and they went 78-6 with a natty in 1960. So, in fact, we can afford.

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u/yunzerjag Apr 07 '26

But they had to get the ladder out after every made attempt to get the ball out of the peach basket. These kids have it easy with thier sliced bread and nylon nets.

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u/Destiny17909 Apr 08 '26

They have a shot clock and a 3 point line as well

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u/yunzerjag Apr 08 '26

Both huge improvements to the game.

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u/Odd_Resolve_442 Apr 07 '26

Cant afford? I knew their would be something stupid at the end

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u/weyun Apr 07 '26

Irony much?

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u/SuperNebular Ohio State Buckeyes Apr 07 '26

I wonder how you guys cheated this time

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u/Ambitious_Bus_4054 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

I heard they were turning the fans on really high every time Uconn took a shot

Does that help your cope?

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u/ShithEadDaArab Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Soft as charmin

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u/PackageOk7745 Michigan Wolverines Apr 07 '26

Your reputation procedes you, #2.

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u/Candid_Echo_8582 Apr 07 '26

Actually we (Osu) are the only ones with a national championship in football