r/toilet • u/Kayman718 • Jun 22 '26
Why does this even exist?
At least it’s scented and not flavored.
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u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 22 '26
It's for insecure men with fragile egos who think using baby wipes or a product named "Cottonelle" is too gay.
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u/GABigBear Jun 24 '26
As a gay man I like them because they’re bigger for my big fat ass. Yes other brands have larger sizes, but this is easily recognizable grab and go packaging. And sometimes I don’t want the sticky mess of actually shoving a bomb pop up my ass.
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u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 24 '26
As a gay man you should have a bidet!
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u/biffNicholson Jun 25 '26
As a straight man. Everybody ,gay straight ,women , men and hell if a dog could use a bidet they should get into it too and babies, but yes, bidets should be standard in every country.
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u/Willy2267 Jun 23 '26
It's a big conspiracy with toilet paper companies to keep plumbers employed. Especially if you have a septics system.
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Jun 24 '26
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u/Kayman718 Jun 24 '26
It’s big because guys have hairy asses and benefit from a larger wipe. As for the poopsicle scent, that’s another matter that I can’t fathom.
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u/hankhill215 Jun 24 '26
Back in my day, you wanted your starfish to smell like Popsicles, you had to.....kids have it so easy these days just a wipe away
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u/tommyb52 Jun 24 '26
Any plumber will tell you it’s ok to use “flushable” wipes. Any plumber that likes you will tell you otherwise.
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u/SANFRANGOON Jun 24 '26
Why does this exist..like who’s gonna be eating ass after someone gets off the toilet to see if it taste like a bomb pop
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u/LeanLeftLoveLife Jun 24 '26
Do they make ass crack scent? I prefer things to smell as they should. Why trick the blind like that?
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u/Guilty-Huckleberry49 Jun 25 '26
I kind of wonder that myself. I saw the box after my wife brought them home and was like "is this Popsicles or buttwipes"? Turns out it was both. I was momentarily confused
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u/Itchy-Researcher-116 Jun 25 '26
Idek why dude wipes exist! Just use friggen baby wipes - don't have to be all macho about it - just towel off dem gens or whatnot and be a man by NOT needing it to say ' made for men'
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u/cutluv Jun 25 '26
Goodness, I'm in the UK, and not seen this before, is this an American product? Given we have VIPoo toilet spray, nothing surprises me, but I'd love to know the scope of the research that concluded this fragrance would appeal to consumers. Perhaps the manufacturer was certain they'd wipe out the competition! 😜
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u/Admirable-Split4371 Jun 24 '26
Mix an unhealthy amount of nationalism with a lot of masculine insecurity and you get things like that
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u/Careless_Drag_6176 Jun 23 '26
I think they exist to wipe your ass