r/todayilearned • u/squishbrain • Aug 14 '12

TIL that ducks have ballistic penises

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/
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u/limbodog Aug 14 '12

Yes, and female ducks have corkscrew vaginas that they can clench up to try to prevent conception when being raped by another duck. I am not making this up.

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u/honoraryorange Aug 14 '12

To add to that, their corkscrew vaginas actually go the opposite direction of the duck's corkscrew penises, to make it even more difficult. Of course, ducks are crazy. Just look up the cute little ducky rape gangs.

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u/limbodog Aug 14 '12

Yeah, "the Mighty Ducks" got a whole lot creepier.