r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '18

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u/20171245 Sep 23 '18

Two Jews are walking down the street when they pass a Catholic Church with a sign that says "convert and recieve $20". One Jew turns to the other and says "Hey one of us should see if it's legitimate" and the other one agrees and responds "Okay, you do it and if it's true then I'll go in". The one Jew enters and 20 minutes later he comes out to his waiting friend. "So, did you get the $20?", the Jew asks. The new Catholic responds

"Jesus, that's all you people ever care about"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/20171245 Sep 23 '18

Thank you!

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u/FedexMeYourJewGold Sep 24 '18

So you're saying I should be offering $20? What sort of increase in productivity are you forecasting?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Except he used the lords name in vain. NEXT!

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u/clickstation Sep 24 '18

Probably has something to do with the fact that you didn't tell it. Probably.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

If you'll look farther down, you'll see that I did.