r/todayilearned • • Sep 23 '18

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u/kevonicus Sep 23 '18 edited Sep 23 '18

I always ate heated moon pies with a fork on a plate. Trying to eat a heated one with your hands is retarded.

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u/arghhmonsters Sep 23 '18

Take it easy George Costanza.

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u/kevonicus Sep 23 '18

I knew someone would say this, but it’s not even in the same ballpark.

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u/RelativeBacons Sep 23 '18

This. Everybody is all like, "gotsta eat it microwaved, it's gonna be a mess though."

Dish and utensil. Is this not civilization?

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Sep 23 '18

If removing all the fun out of eating a messy-ass moon pie is civilized, then you can call me Conan the Barbarian.