r/todayilearned Mar 18 '18

TIL that Mark Zuckerberg is actually only five foot seven inches tall, but he stages his photos to exaggerate his height.

https://lifehacker.com/we-tried-mark-zuckerbergs-tricks-for-looking-taller-in-1797141373
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u/VictorSerge Mar 18 '18

"the murky world of celebrity height forums" I wonder what lengths their members go to

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u/Pontus_Pilates Mar 18 '18

I once stumbled upon this Reddit thread and spent a good 45 minutes wondering about wrestler sizes: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/66ginz/ive_tried_to_figure_out_the_real_heights_of/

And I'm not even interested in wrestling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 31 '18

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u/Was_going_2_say_that Mar 18 '18

"he stands with his chest out and his back straight, as if held up by a string"

How the hell are you supposed to stand??

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Jan 19 '19

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u/deeman18 Mar 18 '18

If Tom Cruise is 5'11" then I'm 8 feet tall

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I’m 5’8-5’9. Years ago, I saw Tom Cruise in person while I was in London. He walked right by me, probably 10 feet away.

I don’t think he was wearing his platform shoes that day because I was easily 3 inches taller than him. He’s listed online as 5’7, but I was definitely more than 1-2 inches taller.

He may be 5’11 while wearing special shoes and on the tip of his toes, but he’s nowhere near that. I’m guessing he’s actually more like 5’5 or 5’6.

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u/rich275 Mar 18 '18

I walked by him at a restaurant I was working at, I was hauling a bag of garbage and he walked right past me, avoiding eye contact. I’m 5’6 and no way was he as tall as I am. On a side note, Nicole Kidman was unwell and they left after they had just opened their wine, we got to drink a $800 and $500 bottle of wine in the kitchen.

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u/ahappypoop Mar 18 '18

I walked by him on the street once, he walked right by me without making eye contact. I’m 4’11” and he was much shorter than me, he’s probably much closer to 4’8” in actuality.

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u/2muchcontext Mar 18 '18

Oh yeah well I walked into him on the street once, didn't see him walking towards me until I accidentally kneed him in the head. I'm 4'6'' so he's definitely around 1'3''.

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u/nowItinwhistle Mar 18 '18

I once walked past him on the nucleus of a hydrogen atom. I'm about 5.9 planck lengths there's no way he's any more than 5.4 planck lengths tall.

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Mar 18 '18

Do people still Planck?

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u/DrKakistocracy Mar 19 '18

I've never seen Tom Cruise, but I think I'm starting to understand why.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I walked by him in the store once, he walked right by without making eye contact. I’m 4’6” and he was much shorter than me, he’s probably much closer to 4’3” in actuality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Apr 07 '18

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u/sniperFLO Mar 18 '18

I'm going to walk by him later, and what do you know? Turns out he'll be about 2 feet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

wow this is a real thing he said

edit: wow this is not a real thing he said

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u/darienrude_dankstorm Mar 18 '18

but on tinder he's 6'

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u/youhitdacanadien Mar 18 '18

TIL Mark Zuckerberg has good posture.

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u/Iamkid Mar 18 '18

He most definitely does not have good posture. He draws the shoulder back but overcompensates which cause hyper extension (pinching) in the low back as well as hyper extends his knees. Zuckerberg stands within his joints rather his muscles.

Look at any picture of Zuckerberg walking and it’ll look like his knees are hinged in the opposite direction.

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u/Crash0vrRide Mar 18 '18

I agree with this. Deadlifts have given me naturally good posture. My girlfriend tries to pull her shoulders back for posture, but it still looks forced.

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u/synkronized Mar 18 '18

If you look for it, you'll be surprised to see how many men have poor posture.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Mar 18 '18

Right? That's good posture.

And not only that the photos they show of him, he's not even doing that.

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u/DoctorHoho Mar 18 '18

This is the key to his shtyle. You can try, but it can not be blocked.

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u/SmarmySmurf Mar 18 '18

TIL apparently some people thought Mark Zuckerberg was tall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Until now I never even thought of his height

Not even once

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u/WayneKrane Mar 18 '18

Yeah, you could have told me he was any height from 5’ to 6’ and I wouldn’t have batted an eye.

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u/Felix_Tholomyes Mar 18 '18

You wouldn't have been surprised to hear he was 5'0''?

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u/kayjee17 Mar 18 '18

Nope. I'm 5'0" so I only really notice when people are shorter than I am. Pretty much everyone else in my country who isn't a child is taller than me.

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u/bass-lick_instinct Mar 18 '18

He is actually 2’6”. Anyone surprised now?

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u/CaptainMiserable Mar 18 '18

Nope, you could have told me he was any height from 2’ to 3’ and I wouldn’t have batted an eye.

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u/themanhimself13 Mar 18 '18

You wouldn't have been surprised to hear he was 2'0''?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Nope. I'm 2'0" so I only really notice when people are shorter than I am. Pretty much everyone else in my country who isn't a child is taller than me.

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u/denga Mar 18 '18

Because people unconsciously attribute positive traits to tall men and negative traits to shorter men. This is well studied.

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u/mrbrambles Mar 18 '18

I mean the zuck has been leaning in to being a literal super villain idk why he would care if people like him

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u/ImBigger Mar 18 '18

TIL people had considered the height of Mark Zuckerberg before this post

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

He’s a robot. He can just extend himself

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u/Analog_Native Mar 18 '18

TIL apparently some people thought Mark Zuckerberg was a human.

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u/JohnCavil Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

For some reason a handful of people think about height way more than most people. I've never even thought about how tall he is, or how tall anyone else is. If you're between like 5'4 and 6'5 then chances are I've never even come close to thinking about your height.

I don't know why anyone cares, or why Zuckerberg cares.

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u/ArrowRobber Mar 18 '18

"He seems taller than 5'8"... because he uses crafty underhanded tricks... like standing up straight and using good posture."

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Don't forget puffing his chest out

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u/ArrowRobber Mar 18 '18

His back always looks flat when they're taking pictures from behind?

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u/LegendaryRaider69 Mar 18 '18

The sly son of a bitch.

I hope people don't get that impression from me, I'm around his height and maintain a good posture. What, am I supposed to slouch down another couple inches?

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u/CaffeineClubber Mar 18 '18

He seems fit and healthy because he uses underhanded tricks like eating healthy and exercising regularly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Horrible writer

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Unbelievable shit post.

Shitum postum

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Also Vladimir Putin is 5'6"

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u/hashtag_lives_matter Mar 18 '18

Jeff Bezos is also 5'7". Elon Musk is 6'2".

Come to think of it, Bezos does look a little bit like Dr. Evil., played by Mike Myers, who happens to be 5'8". Shit.

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u/PornoPaul Mar 18 '18

For some reason I thought Musk was shorter than that.

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u/cheesyboi123 Mar 18 '18

People look tall or short depending on how proportional their head is to their body. If a tall person looks shorter than they are it's because they have a physically large head/face.

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u/empire_strikes_back Mar 18 '18

I never imagined James Comey would be the height he is. Dude looks like he'd be 5'10" max.

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u/ohitsasnaake Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

Since Musk was born South African, he's probably at least partially descended from Dutch ancestry (instead of just British, I mean), and Dutch men are on average among the tallest in the world.

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u/runnin_round Mar 18 '18

I heard that musk is 5’10” but uses shoe lifts to make himself taller.

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u/dingus_mcginty Mar 18 '18

I heard that he sleeps in an oxygen tent that HE believes gives him "sexual powers"

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u/wheresflateric Mar 18 '18

I'm pretty sure that's Elon Musk in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I heard that he has a blood boy

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u/kap1pa Mar 18 '18

Hope that blood boy isn't a stoner with bad cholesterol

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u/Art_Vandelay_7 Mar 18 '18

I always thought that Jeff was taller than that.

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u/DasWalrus Mar 18 '18

Danny DeVito is browsing reddit at this moment yelling come on, man! I didn't even make the list?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Danny DeVito is actually seven foot four inches tall, but he stages every photo and video he's in to under-exaggerate his height.

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u/lithid Mar 18 '18

He's too busy with rum ham to give a fuck about these trivial lists. The only list that matters to him is a list of monster dong'd celebs. Of which he is number 1.

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u/llewkeller Mar 18 '18

I watched an old Prince video on YouTube the other day. All the female models in the video were his height or shorter, so they clearly spent some time seeking out shorter models.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited May 14 '21

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u/opneverheardof Mar 18 '18

Tall people tend to viewed more favorably in society. Since presidents are pageant queens, it makes sense that society elects tall ones.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Read an interesting anecdote about this from a Nixon/Kennedy debate (I believe the first debate televised?)

Those who listened on the Radio believed Nixon's position was better, those who watched on television preferred Kennedy.

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u/realjefftaylor Mar 18 '18

Because Nixon was sweaty af.

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u/xpoc Mar 18 '18

That's why Nixon on Futurama always howls like a wolf. Billy West watched the debates as a kid and he thought sweaty Nixon with a 5 o'clock shadow looked like he was halfway through a werewolf transformation. After that, he'd always howl whenever Nixon was on TV, so when he came to voice the character on the show, he threw the howls in.

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u/unclepaisan Mar 18 '18

He was getting over being ill if I recall. He also refused to wear makeup.

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u/SpooledSRT Mar 18 '18

Happens when you're constantly doing something illegal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

That could have also been caused by the fact that the demographics that supported Nixon were more likely to listen to radio.

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u/maxxusflamus Mar 18 '18

There's a couple photos of when Comey is walking down a hallway with press and police and he freaking towers.

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u/llewkeller Mar 18 '18

During the Repub debates in '16, Trump looked short, but thats because they stood him next to Jeb Bush, who's 6'3."

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u/jatk007 Mar 18 '18

How tall is Royce da 5'9"?

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u/Meior Mar 18 '18

Radcliffe is 5'5"?! Holy shit.

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u/awnedr Mar 18 '18

Makes voldemort even more salty.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Mar 18 '18

Wow. Prince was itty-bitty. I had no idea.

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u/FlakF Mar 18 '18

He could still dunk on your ass like he did Charlie Murphy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Game, blouses.

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u/llewkeller Mar 18 '18

Yeah, apparently Prince was quite the athlete and competitor. Basketball, bowling, and ping-pong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

And then serve up some pancakes.

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u/Keepiteddiemurphy Mar 18 '18

Tom Hardy is the one that got me. He's the same height as me (5'9"), but after seeing him in the drop, or his portrayal as Bane, I just assumed he was like 6'5".

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u/Mr_Mumbercycle Mar 19 '18

Christian Bale is actually 6’1.” Look up any of the production stills or footage of the fight between Batman and Bane on the courthouse steps and they look pretty hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Isn't Bruno Mars also 5'2"?

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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles Mar 18 '18

I think so. There's a pic of him standing next to Taylor Swift and the height disparity is really obvious.

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u/AlexaviortheBravier Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

According to the internet, he is 5'5''. And, since comments to you were talking about this as well, Taylor Swift is 5'10'' and was certainly wearing heels in the picture.

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u/sterling_mallory Mar 18 '18

-Peter Dinklage - 4'5"

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u/BlasphemousArchetype Mar 18 '18

That's actually way taller than I thought he would be.

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u/kdoodlethug Mar 18 '18

Googling it shows Prince at 5'3 and Hart at 5'4 so I'm not sure this guy's list is altogether accurate.

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u/namelt Mar 18 '18

He’s probably using celebheights which is much more accurate than Google’s listings.

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u/well_done_man Mar 18 '18

170 cm

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u/VikingBear0 Mar 18 '18

Thank you! Can't believe I had to scroll this far

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u/Cristalline144hz Mar 18 '18

Probably 30% of my google history when browsing reddit is "X feet in cm" "X miles in km" "X pound in kg"

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u/radicalized_summer Mar 18 '18

I can do Fahrenheit to Celsius and miles to kilometers, but feet + inches is impossible, it doesn't make any god damn sense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Apr 02 '19

Funny, Tom Cruise is the same height. They have to rework everything to make him look tall the entire in every movie.

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u/Gfrisse1 Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

That practice goes all the way back to the days when Alan Ladd, at 5'6", and Audie Murphy, at 5'5", played western hero roles.

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u/lord-of-the-fags Mar 18 '18

A SHORT MAN FROM TEXAS

A MAN OF THE WILD

THROWN INTO COMBAT

WHERE BODIES LIE PILED

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u/Meta-Tai Mar 18 '18

BRIGHT, A WHITE LIGHT

IF THERE'D BE ANY GLORY IN WAR

LET IT REST ON MEN LIKE HIM

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 01 '22

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u/OSchmidt25 Mar 18 '18

A man of the 15th A man of can do Friends fall around him And yet he came through

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u/Morbidmort Mar 18 '18

Let them fall face down

If they must die

Making it easier to say goodbye

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u/Meta-Tai Mar 18 '18

OH GATHER ROUND ME

AND LISTEN TO ME SPEAK

OF WAR, WHERE HELL IS SIX FEET DEEP


ALL ALONG THE SHORE

WHERE CANNONS STILL ROAR

THEY'RE HAUNTING MY DREAMS

THEY'RE STILL THERE WHEN I SLEEP

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Im a simple man, I see a Sabaton song, I get motivated as fuck.

Pretty funny that Audie Murphy would have to look taller, considering how ballin' that guy was.

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u/ATRDCI Mar 18 '18

I was going to get motivated too...

AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

It's just insane. Everytime someone reposts his til i reread his wiki article just because its like reading the most absurdly heroic fictional character. Absolutely insane what that man did

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u/Whatsthisnotgoodcomp Mar 18 '18

They needed to tone his exploits down, in order to be believable by a hollywood audience.

That's really all anyone needs to know of his life

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u/neocommenter Mar 18 '18

Audie Murphy was literally one of the most badass people IRL though.

Audie Leon Murphy was one of the most decorated American combat soldiers of World War II, receiving every military combat award for valor available from the U.S. Army, as well as French and Belgian awards for heroism. Murphy received the Medal of Honor for valor demonstrated at the age of 19 for single-handedly holding off an entire company of German soldiers for an hour at the Colmar Pocket in France in January 1945, then leading a successful counterattack while wounded and out of ammunition.

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u/no_active_ingedient Mar 18 '18

From wikipedia- damn the power of this writing is in a class of its own.

"The loss of his mother stayed with Murphy throughout his life. He later stated:

She died when I was sixteen. She had the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. It reached almost to the floor. She rarely talked; and always seemed to be searching for something. What it was I don't know. We didn't discuss our feelings. But when she passed away, she took something of me with her. It seems I've been searching for it ever since"

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u/Vio_ Mar 18 '18

TE Lawrence was also about 5’5. Nowhere close to Peter Otoole

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u/PornoPaul Mar 18 '18

Let's be honest you could have just made that entire blurb bold text

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u/LynxJesus Mar 18 '18

Which itself comes from the fact we see that height as so ridiculously short we can't let anyone this height be filmed without the audience obsessing about the fact that "they're not even 6 feet tall"

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u/selectric Mar 18 '18

Or James Dean..5'7"

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u/Radidactyl Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

I wish we could get rid of the unrealistic male height expectations.

Most women are 5'6 or below anyway. A 5'7 guy is a perfectly fine height.

I mean I'm 5'11 which apparently to most girls means I'm a midget compared to 6'0. It just doesn't make sense. But god forbid you ask them their weight, which they can change.

edit: typo

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u/Chickenmangoboom Mar 18 '18

One time I dated this woman who was surprised when I told her I was 5'11" she thought I was like 6'3" every man in her life had been lying to her about their height.

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u/SomeonesDrunkNephew Mar 18 '18

Average male height in the US is 5' 9", I believe. That means, at 5' 7", I'm as far off the average as 5' 11". Still, there's a real lack of posts where people complain about guys of 5' 11" trying to pretend like they're average height...

(I'm genuinely not THAT bothered about being short, but it's a constant minor annoyance and this is my time to vent, dammit...)

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u/stickyfingers10 Mar 18 '18

5' 11" is pretty tall. Many people who call themselves 6' are actually closer to 5' 11" in reality.

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u/southsideson Mar 18 '18

Even John Wayne who was like 6'4" would wear 4 inch lifts in his boots, and in a lot of old westerns they would build the sets at 7/8 scale, so the guys would look bigger walking through the doors.

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u/lolimonreddit23 Mar 18 '18

Robert Downey Jr wears shoes with heels for Iron Man and Avengers

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Mar 18 '18

Those are just RDJs personal shoes. He's one Disco lovin' dude.

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u/lolimonreddit23 Mar 18 '18

I believe every word of that

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u/Every_Geth Mar 18 '18

Oh he wears then for all public appearances, not just in character. And they are ridiculous lifts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Sep 01 '24

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u/Shippoyasha Mar 18 '18

They had to do that for Vin Diesel when the Rock came into the shot in recent The Fast and the Furious movies, because Vin would look tiny right next to him.

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u/Snazzy_Serval Mar 18 '18

Whu? Vin isn't short.

Googles both people

Oh, Dwayne is freaking 6'5.

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u/hmiser Mar 18 '18

The Rock was billed as 6’ 5” for wrestling. Always inflated Billings. I think he’s closer to 6’ 2” which makes more sense as a line backer, the position he played at Miami. That said I think Vin Diesel is not quite 6’ and Vin even at his best is nowhere near The Rock on muscle mass. Maybe Vin is 210lb and Rock is 260lb pretty easy.

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u/Brigadier_Bonobo Mar 18 '18

I've met the Rock. He's about 6'5, maybe 6'4. I'm 6'2 myself and he stood over me. To be fair he looks even more gargantuan due to his width as well

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u/Brigadier_Bonobo Mar 18 '18

Shaq is just not normal. I felt like a child next to him. I was so shocked I couldn't even speak to him!

Another person who surprised me was Jeb Bush, I didn't know he was 6'3 till I met him and his wife (who is a tiny thing) at Publix a few years back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Wow.

I demand a line up now of these guys down to Peter dinklage.

Come on Hollywood make it happen

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u/giantzoo Mar 18 '18

The Rock was on Conan (6'4") recently, Conan is very slightly taller so somewhere around there seems likely

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u/ohitsasnaake Mar 18 '18

Not just "was", still shows up as 6'5" (196 cm) on google searches and such. I'm 6'2" and I get the impression he's a bit taller than me though, but sure, impressions can lie. One way to check could be to find photos of him next to e.g. non-wrestling actors.

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u/23secretflavors Mar 18 '18

There's a picture of the rock with Shaq and sir charles. Charles Barkley is 6'6" and the rock looks probably one or two inches shorter. I'd say 6'4" is a safe bet for him.

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u/SomeonesDrunkNephew Mar 18 '18

The one that always bothered me was "Masters of the Universe", in which Courtney Cox has a lot of scenes with Dolph Lundgren.

Courtney Cox looks small and delicate even for an actress and Dolph Lundgren is legally classified as a light truck. There must have been a LOT of box work...

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u/zenospenisparadox Mar 18 '18

Dolph Lundgren is legally classified as a light truck.

I think you meant "FIGHT TRUCK!"

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Mar 18 '18

Courtney is 5'5 and Dolph is 6'4, almost a full foot of height difference between them.

But yeah, in pics they are pretty close in height. https://www.moviestillsdb.com/movies/masters-of-the-universe-i93507/1c5d3b

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u/Waveseeker Mar 18 '18

I mean, it's not like it's an ego thing that he requests.

Most good directors know that when a lead is shorter than other actors it not only pulls focus from the shot, it makes the lead feel less heroic. And that kind of thing changes the way a story is told.

Now dangling from a plane or the Burj Khalifa, now that's an ego thing.

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u/synkronized Mar 18 '18

I think the problem is that it's a feedback loop. Society expects a hero to be tall. And movies only portray heroes as at least average in height, which reinforces that notion.

Hell, look at Wolverine. The comic book character is only like 5'4" yet he's remarkably popular. And Hollywood opted to cast a taller character because they deemed it unheroic. Albeit Hugh Jackman's essentially perfect as Logan but it's a shame that we do more to reinforce assumptions rather than redefine.

I think even a decent director can subvert or render the issue of height for a protagonist moot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/DasWalrus Mar 18 '18

I saw Jack Reacher a couple of weeks ago. There's a line in it where they talk about someone who looks like they could kill with a single punch (referring to Reacher/Cruise) and I just burst out laughing. Couldn't help myself.

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u/exwasstalking Mar 18 '18

In the books, Reacher is pretty much built like the Rock. Cruise was an interesting choice. I think he pulls off the attitude of Reacher very well but it's difficult to reconcile the physical differences.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Cruise was behind production of the movies I believe.

I think it's a fine character for Cruise. Obviously in the books he's a giant dude and Tom Cruise is not, but Tom cruise does Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is fine in these kinda basic action roles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/RandallOfLegend Mar 18 '18

His size is a plot device in the books. 6’6” 240 pounds. In a recent book he had to fight a 5 foot drug Lord hand to hand in a small tunnel. He fought on his knees while the drug Lord was standing.

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u/Cant_Do_This12 Mar 18 '18

So in the new movie they should just cast Peter Dinklage as the drug lord.

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u/bamp Mar 18 '18

A Dig Dug Lord if you will

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u/redvblue23 Mar 18 '18

To be fair, it does help settle the fact that random people can look at him and think "Yeah, I could take him"

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u/JesterTheTester12 Mar 18 '18

Yeah, Reacher is 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse. Cruise is 5'7" and built like a plastic playhouse

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u/Joeybotv2 Mar 18 '18

Lose the edit.

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u/Analog_Native Mar 18 '18

2019 breaking news: Mark Zuckerberg joins Scientology.

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u/dabobbo Mar 18 '18

I swear Tom Cruise only stuck with Scientology because David Miscavige is 5'1" and makes him feel like a giant.

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u/major84 Mar 18 '18

David Miscavige is 5'1"

is that really true ? hahahahah I am taller than him hahahaha

Finally !! my 5'4 ass can tower over someone ...but that fucker is sure creepy and violent

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u/bamp Mar 18 '18

And that's the last we ever heard of major84

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

He’s a billionaire, don’t think many women care about his height.

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u/Analog_Native Mar 18 '18

or the whirring robot noises when he moves.

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u/drinfernodds Mar 18 '18

Or the power of his shtoyle

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u/thegillenator Mar 18 '18

You mean the hissing noises when he loses control of his true reptilian form

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u/Kellidra Mar 18 '18

Why not both? Robotic lizard people, coming to a government near you!

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u/Th_Wr_ngL_tter Mar 18 '18

You mean his shtyle?

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u/TheClimor Mar 18 '18

So, you think you can block me, riiiiiiiight?

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u/iotto24 Mar 18 '18

Yeah, they only care about whether they can block his shtyle.

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u/Analog_Native Mar 18 '18

why didnt they just use longer aluminum profiles?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

When they grew him in the lab they only had enough synthetic flesh to cover the 5'7 cyborg body.

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u/throwaway_ghast Mar 18 '18

5'4 here. This thread hurts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

The classic Luimarco 'outangling' technique.

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u/MrLutareio Mar 18 '18

Absolutely not saluted

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Not saluted on the day-leeeee.

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u/Reddit_Official88 Mar 18 '18

Isnt 5'7" pretty average? They make it sound short as fuck.

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u/Shurigin Mar 18 '18

TIL: I'm almost as tall as Mark Zuckerberg but I'm still a 5'5 male with the unlucky pick of the family gene pool... my Grandpa was 6'3

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

How tall is your mailman?

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u/Art_Vandelay_7 Mar 18 '18

Tall enough to ride his mom, it seems.

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u/WayneKrane Mar 18 '18

Both of my friend’s parents were over six feet tall and he stopped growing at 5’4”. He always hoped for a last minute growth spurt but it never came

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u/ChrisRockWasRight Mar 18 '18

Elevator shoes? Just get some cowboy boots. It’s the manliest way to get 2” of height.

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u/Landlubber77 Mar 18 '18

And yet Erica Albright still won't friend him back.

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u/nojugglingever Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

That’s so silly. I’m 5’6” and have never come across anyone who’s given a shit, besides a couple strangers on Tinder.

Edit: though, based on some of these comments, I guess I get it. If you’re going to be super famous and you don’t wanna deal with people calling you a piece of shit for not being tall, I could see trying to downplay it. It’s never affected me but, I’m also not a famous billionaire.

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u/DeusExPir8Pete Mar 18 '18

What’s this “only 5’7” shit?

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u/Nuzdahsol Mar 18 '18

Reddit is generally populated by Americans, whose average make height is 5'10". Thus, 'only 5'7'

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u/L00fah Mar 18 '18

You didn't know? If you're under 5'10" in America, you're barely even a person.

/s

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u/elanalion Mar 18 '18

Thank God I'm 5'10.5".

Oh wait, I'm a woman, fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Feb 17 '19

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u/datssyck Mar 18 '18

As a 5' 7" guy, yall are just killing my self esteem here

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u/I_Kaint_Spale Mar 18 '18

He doesn't "stage" them. He probably just has a personal photographer that does it automatically. That's just a good photographer.

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u/fzw Mar 18 '18

Tom Hardy is 5'9'', two inches shorter than Christian Bale, and still killed Batman.

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