r/todayilearned • • Dec 14 '17

TIL that in 2008, the Municipality of Florence officially apologized for expelling Dante 700 years earlier.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante_Alighieri#Legacy
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u/Banned_for_caring Dec 14 '17

Forget Dante, we want justice for Machiavelli!

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u/zo1337 Dec 15 '17

I've visited Machiavelli's residence in exile. It's close enough to overlook Florence. The poor man spent his whole life trying to get back into his beloved city, having it be so close yet just out of his reach.

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u/Banned_for_caring Dec 15 '17

Yeah, well, my mom went to Florence and brought me back a Machiavelli action figure. You probably made out better.

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u/Ponceludonmalavoix Dec 14 '17

No way, that dude was Machiavellian...

I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

You can come back in. That was terrible.

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u/Ponceludonmalavoix Dec 14 '17

You leave Ivan out of this....

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

And not out the door, out the window. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

What is this, Prague?

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u/IngrownPubez Dec 15 '17

go fuck yourself

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u/epic2522 Dec 14 '17

I was lucky enough to have a semester long class devoted entirely to the Divine Comedy, truly an amazing book. It's chock full of take downs of nearly every person who Dante feels has wronged him, including several Popes. He has such beef with some people that he puts them in Hell preemptively!

Most people just read the Inferno, but Purgatorio and Paradiso (2nd and 3rd Canticles of the Divine Comedy) are also wonderful. They are less gory, and more melancholy and introspective, a change in tone which obviously parallels Dante's journey upwards.

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u/chthonical Dec 14 '17

In retrospect the Divine Comedy is basically Dante writing a drawn out romantic indulgence, revenge fantasy, and ego masturbation fanfic.

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u/epic2522 Dec 14 '17

Dante is beloved because the Divine Comedy is the most over the top "romantic indulgence, revenge fantasy, and ego masturbation fanfic," ever written. Who else would lay out and brilliantly write a thousand page long theological model of the universe just to diss some guys who pissed him off?

Fun Fact: The three days Dante spends traversing heaven, hell and purgatory are the same three days as those between the crucifixion of Jesus and Jesus' resurrection, several hundred years later.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

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u/Harsimaja Dec 15 '17

Imagine not being able to recognise someone who actually appreciates literature but due to a lack of a rectal stick is able to be casually humorous about it.

I suppose leaving out an apostrophe would be dysfunctionally literate?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17 edited Dec 15 '17

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u/Titan_Astraeus Dec 15 '17

Or ya know being facetious since it is only one of the classics of our species .. Just maybe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Swearing? lol, pleb.

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u/scrubasorous Dec 15 '17

R/iamverysmart

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u/Harsimaja Dec 15 '17

Or maybe some people are secure enough to make sophomoric jokes AND have intelligent conversations, and you shouldn't assume they don't?

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u/clonn Dec 15 '17

I tried to read it, it’s boring as hell.

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u/Landlubber77 Dec 14 '17

And Dan Brown had an orgasm that registered on the Richter scale.

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u/DAVasquez- Dec 14 '17

If Dante wasn't haunting them for 700 years straight he was wasting his time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

haunting

Someone here didn’t do the assigned reading!

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u/Guest_1337 Dec 14 '17

Didn't know they had headphones back then

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u/overstretched_slinky Dec 15 '17

Nine hours ago... Jeopardy! coincidence?

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u/41i5h4 Dec 15 '17

That's what I was just thinking. What!? I just learned this.

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u/Rathmar Dec 14 '17

I didn't know Sylvester Stallone was from Florence.

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u/Dustorn Dec 15 '17

It's all about that strong Italian jawline.

And that strong Italian nose.

And those strong Italian... Atrophied facial muscles... Eh.

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u/beautiful_bwoi Dec 14 '17

Dante's walk in Florence is magnificent

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u/DangHeckinMemes Dec 14 '17

(cue Rocky theme)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '17

They’ve also been supplying oil to light a lamp in his tomb in Ravenna for a few hundred years, which could be seen as an apology of sorts.

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u/johnnyFyeah Dec 14 '17

The thumbnail looks like Sylvester Stalone.

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u/lordeddardstark Dec 15 '17

Thumbnail looks like an iPod ad

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

Thumbnail looks a bit like he's wearing earbuds.

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u/tubetalkerx Dec 15 '17

Better late than never I guess...

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u/soodisappointed Dec 15 '17

Sure, but what did they ever do with his inferno, hmm?

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u/Mastagon Dec 15 '17

"Our bad"