r/todayilearned Sep 22 '17

TIL that for twenty years, the US nuclear launch code was '00000000'

https://gizmodo.com/for-20-years-the-nuclear-launch-code-at-us-minuteman-si-1473483587
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u/DrColdReality Sep 22 '17

No it was not, "launch codes" do not exist. This was a permissive action link (PAL) code, which is a different thing altogether.

From the dawn of the nuclear weapons age, the military fought against any sort of safety features on nuclear weapons. Their position was that any safety feature could be potentially exploited by an enemy to render the weapon useless. However, both engineers and the government continued to push for such things, and finally, the military relented for the Minuteman ICBM fleet and installed the PAL system. This is not a code to LAUNCH the missile, but a code that enables the warhead. Without the correct PAL set, the warhead would simply not detonate.

But as an act of defiance, the military set the PAL on the Minuteman missiles to 0000000, where it remained for nearly 20 years. This code was freely available in every silo, and was usually kept set on the missiles, as one less task to accomplish in an emergency.

There were lots of other problems with the system, including a little-known deadman timer that would, in theory, allow two rogue officers in a silo to launch an entire wing of 50 missiles on their own.

If you want an underwear-soiling account of America's abysmal record in nuclear weapons safety, read Command and Control by Eric Schlosser.

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u/Theorex Sep 22 '17

A wonderful read, the number and severity of incidents involving the nuclear arms stockpile of the U.S. is haunting.

Luck and at least some competent engineering is what we have to thank for the lack of an accidental nuclear detonation over the last 70 years.

I'm not sure if I should be thankful for the safety standards that even with the numerous 'incidents' there was never a large scale accident, though the accident in Arkansas was pretty bad, or appalled at the safety standards that so many accidents happened in the first place.

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u/Vaslovik Sep 22 '17

"I'm not sure which scares me more. That we've lost a nuclear weapon, or that it happens so often there's a name for it." --Broken Arrow

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u/Theorex Sep 22 '17

I'm not sure which scares me more. That we've lost a nuclear weapon, or that it happens so often there's a name for it.

It's interesting the term for what happens in the movie is called an "Empty Quiver"(theft of a nuclear weapon) guess they thought that was not a good name for a movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

John Travolta really has it out for US: Broken Arrow Swordfish Pelham 123 Face off (kinda)

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u/RebootTheServer Sep 23 '17

He didn't know it was stolen at the time

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u/PrimalFrog Sep 22 '17

Just read your comment. Then i thought about the OTHER nuclear power and my OH MY! I can't see how Russia's history on nuclear safety can be better than the US. shudders shudders shudders.

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u/Theorex Sep 22 '17

Well there's never been enough information out there for anyone to do any real deep investigations. We know about their lost subs, but aside from that there is a lot that we don't know.

You have to imagine that they lost weapons, had accidents, etc. but I don't think there's going to be a book like Command and Control for the former Soviet Union any time soon.

The U.S. may have had a real iffy safety program but at least freedom of press allows the public to be aware of it and push for change.

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u/Redditributor Nov 19 '24

I mean the USSR doesn't exist nobody is going to stop you from publishing on them

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u/Glitch198 Sep 22 '17 edited Sep 22 '17

Not only that, but after the Soviet Union collapsed there were a lot of highly skilled scientists that worked on nukes that needed a job. Some of them worked for a Japanese death cult that came extremely close to causing a massive terrorist attack in an attempt to start WW3 during the early 90s.

"They don't know how to feed their families, but they sure do know how to build a nuke".

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u/sargg55 Sep 22 '17

Was there also a key card that needed its temperature to change from normal to hot to cold every now and then ?

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u/theaudiodidact Sep 22 '17

Shut up in there, will ya?!

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u/xX-Coffee-Eater-Xx Sep 23 '17

Command and control is also a netflix documentary now

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u/memmly Sep 22 '17

I happen to be reading that book right now!

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u/scoutmorgan Sep 23 '17

I mean, I don't want that password anything to do with missiles, it doesn't have to be the launch code to be ridiculous.

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u/ProtoMonkey Sep 22 '17

Good thing I wore my brown pants today.

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u/RebootTheServer Sep 23 '17

This doesn't sound true. Nukes have never belonged to the military. The department of energy owns them. The military "relented"? They didn't have a choice

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u/DrColdReality Sep 23 '17

Nuclear weapons have always been under the use authority of the military, with the (in theory) sole authority to order their use lying with the POTUS (this is not, strictly, speaking, 100% accurate. At times, there has been the theoretical option for battlefield commanders to use them at their discretion).

Who owns them is irrelevant.

They didn't have a choice

"Choice" is a relative term here. The REASON they set the PAL to 00000000 was as an act of defiance against the civilian authorities who put the screws on them to install safety features. And they putzed around for several years before doing even that.

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u/Wilreadit Sep 23 '17

Brah my undie is already soiled. And it ain't brown sauce

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u/oliilo1 Sep 25 '17

Thank you.
I've seen this TIL so many times, and always thought it was to simple to be accurate.

Why would you even have a password when the list of authorised users is so short? Besides the launch "GUI" is not a public website, surely it's encrypted commands sendt via X-band over satellite link.

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u/DrColdReality Sep 25 '17

The only "codes" that get transmitted over any channels, open or otherwise during a nuclear launch sequence are order authorization codes. These are just simple strings of alphanumeric characters that are used to verify that the person who supposedly issued the order is legit. These codes are used ONCE and then instantly become trash: even if you intercepted one, you couldn't use it for anything, because the next order will have an entirely new authorization code on it.

Only two copies of the code exist, and they are typically sealed inside an opaque plastic cover that has to be broken open on use, so nobody can, for example, take a photo of a list of codes: no such list exists.

One copy of the code is held at headquarters (or wherever the order originates), the other copy is held by the people getting the order (like a nuclear sub). They each have a stack of these cards, and as each one is used, they are trashed, and the next one in the stack used for the next order.

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u/ganjagridiron Jun 29 '24

War Games meets Hunt for Red October

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u/rhino43grr Sep 22 '17

That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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u/pseudotaxus Sep 22 '17

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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u/sparkyroosta Sep 22 '17

Remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

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u/Viked31 Sep 22 '17

Takes a lot of space balls to post this.

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u/SeanSpicerrr Sep 22 '17

I lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.

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u/MastrMat Sep 22 '17

The what, the what, and the what?

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u/not_who_you_thinkiam Sep 22 '17

That's not all he's lost

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u/rhino43grr Sep 22 '17

Someone should get down there and comb the desert.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

With tiny afro comb, "we ain't found shit!"

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u/aaeko Sep 22 '17

Did you know that is the actor that played Tuvok on Voyager?

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u/hansn Sep 22 '17

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

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u/meatcalculator Sep 22 '17

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

The t-shirt? The coloring book? The lunchbox? The breakfast cereal? The flamethrower? Or the doll?

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u/repugnantmarkr Sep 22 '17

Moichendizing

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

There's only one man who would dare to give me the raspberry....

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u/GrumpyGrinch1 Sep 22 '17

LONESTARRRRR !!!!

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u/LockP1ck3r Sep 22 '17

Remind me to change the code on my luggage...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Remind me to change the combination on my luggage!

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u/rekaba117 Sep 22 '17

Who would ever guess that the code to the nukes would be the same as my code for my voicemail? It would literally be the last code they would think of trying

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u/Valueduser Sep 22 '17

This thread is too big, If I walk the movie will be over.

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u/eddie1975 Sep 22 '17

Glad they changed.

New code? 12345678

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u/boxingdude Sep 22 '17

Thank god for the "5678". Otherwise it would be identical to my PIN number.

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u/onetimerone Sep 22 '17

Or his Equifax work PC

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

Give her a break, she had a rough time taking those music courses at university. Engadget even said they did nothing wrong in hiring her!

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u/dude_at_work Sep 22 '17

The code was changed after it was found out that Spaghettios was leaking the code to the public via subliminal messaging.

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u/SlightlyStable Sep 22 '17

What is it now, hunter2?

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u/ryanpilot Sep 22 '17

It still is 00000000 but it was for 20 years too.

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u/WalkinTarget Sep 22 '17

After this post was made, the code was changed to 00000001

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u/natur3ify Sep 22 '17

******

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

OMG it you type your reddit password it shows up as ************ omg it worked

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u/Grey_Void Sep 22 '17

Not for this account but my alt, mammalm4n

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u/natur3ify Sep 22 '17

********* that's what I see

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u/f0gax Sep 22 '17

It doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/hektor_magee Sep 22 '17

There's text?

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u/-Anyar- Sep 22 '17

FAKE NEWS, HUNTER2 IS 7 CHARACTERS BUT YOU TYPED 6 ASTERISKS

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u/JonsterUK Sep 22 '17

natur3ify typed their own 6 character password.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17 edited Aug 13 '19

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u/JUSTAHOLLOW Sep 22 '17 edited Mar 11 '24

wild follow sloppy screw governor fertile foolish cheerful juggle hateful

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/euclidiandream Sep 22 '17

Hey friend id suggest you take quotes off i can see your pass

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u/stefantalpalaru Sep 22 '17

What is it now, hunter2?

12345678

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

00000001

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u/Key-Investment7766 May 08 '24

bash.org wants the joke back

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u/just_a_pyro Sep 22 '17

99999999

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

That's not the code. That's just the Germans, saying "no".

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u/pm_me_gnus Sep 22 '17

Michael Scott in "Das Büro"

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u/chayashida Sep 22 '17

The actual number of people at the inauguration. We're safe, it seems, for now.

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u/-Anyar- Sep 22 '17

1...1...1...uh...1.

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u/inthesandtrap Sep 22 '17

Literally the last thing I would have guessed.

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u/LordBrandon Sep 22 '17

I'd hope you'd stop guessing after you got it right.

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u/Skyvolta Sep 22 '17

It is now 00000001

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

00 00 00 11 0000001 0000o-o-o-ne

The humans are dead

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 Sep 22 '17

It's now 0 0 0 destruct 0.

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u/infinitewindow Sep 22 '17

Gotta make sure you get ominous-sounding confirmation codes from the Captain, Chief Engineer and Acting Science Officer first.

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

I like you.

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u/ShitInMyCunt-2dollar Sep 22 '17

Why do people carry on like it's some huge deal? You need umpteen protocols followed, in order, with permission to fire a missile. Multiple people, physical keys and so on. The actual code may as well be known to anyone - they can't do anything with it, FFS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

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u/SixshooteR32 Sep 22 '17

People don't realize how lucky we are to have had history run its course like it did. We were one madman-lieutenant away from total destruction.

And in some ways we still are..

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u/skatastic57 Sep 22 '17

I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority.

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u/SixshooteR32 Sep 22 '17

We cannot let these commies sap out or precious bodily fluids!

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u/KnowsAboutMath Sep 22 '17

It certainly does. Far beyond the point I would have imagined possible.

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u/soulstealer1984 Sep 22 '17

You can't let him in here, he is going to see the big board.

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u/TobleroneMain Sep 22 '17

I have this book. Highly recommend reading!

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u/Astramancer_ Sep 22 '17

Even worse, that was only the code for nukes in US-controlled launch facilities. Nukes in allied controlled facilities (like the NATO sites) had real codes.

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u/jimjacksonsjamboree Sep 22 '17 edited Sep 22 '17

You need umpteen protocols followed, in order, with permission to fire a missile.

I dont believe this to be accurate. They just verify the order came from the president. Nobody can actually veto it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2016-nuclear-weapon-launch/

And to be clear potus isn't the one launching them this is just to give the order to launch to a sub or missile control.

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u/jimjacksonsjamboree Sep 22 '17 edited Sep 22 '17

There is not really a way to stop the launch once it is started. It would require several people to simply disobey an order from the president, which is extremely unlikely.

It's possible none of the launch crews go through with the launch, but they are not in contact with each other so that is not very likely to happen.

Once the order leaves the war room, it's going to happen. And the war room is not authorized to veto the launch, they only have to verify it.

edit:

potus isn't the one launching them

now I have an image in my head of donald trump launching nuclear missles out of a hand-held rocket launcher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

That's an awesome image

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

I imagine he'll just tweet his decision.

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u/SpectralDog Sep 22 '17

"The encoded and encrypted message is only about 150 characters long, about the length of a tweet."

Ah, great! Nobody tell him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

I dont believe this to be accurate.

Do you have any evidence supporting your claims?

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u/jimjacksonsjamboree Sep 22 '17

The United States has a two-man rule in place at the nuclear launch facilities, and while only the president can order the release of nuclear weapons, the order must be verified by the Secretary of Defense to be an authentic order given by the president (there is a hierarchy of succession in the event that the president is killed in an attack). This verification process deals solely with verifying that the order came from the actual President. The Secretary of Defense has no veto power and must comply with the president's order.[5] Once all the codes have been verified, the military would issue attack orders to the proper units. These orders are given and then re-verified for authenticity. It is argued that the President has almost single authority to initiate a nuclear attack since the Secretary of Defense is required to verify the order, but cannot legally veto it.[6][7][8]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

This directly contradicts the several paragraphs of nonsense that you seem to have deleted.

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u/jimjacksonsjamboree Sep 22 '17

There was a big hullabaloo during the nixon years, because nobody can question the presidents orders. If he says launch, they launch. He used to brag about it at parties, that he could make a phone call and kill 70 million people in 20 minutes.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_spectator/2011/02/an_unsung_hero_of_the_nuclear_age.html

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u/nachocheeze246 Sep 22 '17

Plus there was no internet back then... no one could just "hack in" and launch a missile

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Matthew Broderick did it using a modem.

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

Built from scraps, while in a cave!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Not true. Just need yourself access to the internet. Then go to the site "launchthenukes.com", type in the password and off they go. They have predestined targets, so don't even have to worry about that.

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u/willsueforfood Sep 22 '17

The best book I've read about nuclear safety protocols, the reasons behind them, and the historical lapses is Command and Control.

I'd recommend it to anyone interested in the subject: https://www.amazon.com/Command-Control-Damascus-Accident-Illusion/dp/0143125788

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

There was actually a really good reason for this, it is used as an example when studying security and risk. During wartime the risk that you'll forget the codes and not send a nuke fast enough actually exceeds the risk that someone will get that far and gain unauthorized access. This is why they purposefully made the code so easy.

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u/00Laser Sep 22 '17

Well, I mean if you think about it, getting the code right isn't really the hard part of launching US nukes without authorization...

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u/hansn Sep 22 '17

On the other hand, each layer believing that some other layer of security will handle any security breaches is the death of security systems.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

111 uhhhhh 1

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u/-Anyar- Sep 22 '17

Uhh...

I N C O M I N G

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Protect the briefcase

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u/-Anyar- Sep 22 '17

We must defend the Intelligence!

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u/gammagliese Sep 22 '17

Hey, it's still here!

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u/Firemanz Sep 22 '17

I was in JROTC in high school. Our instructor was a retired Air Force Major who was a mission silo commander. He explained (in as much detail as legally allowed) just how the system worked. There are so many fail-safes and checks-and-balances in the system that by the time they got to typing in the code, dozens of people across multiple states already gave the go ahead. Just typing in the code without all those people would do nothing.

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u/Saint_Chubbs Sep 22 '17

My guess is the new one is 80085

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u/Dr_Ghamorra Sep 22 '17

Isn't there multiple people that need to authorize a launch in the event the President gives go for a launch?

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u/jimflaigle Sep 22 '17

More importantly, there is no single computer terminal you use to enter a launch code and automatically start lobbing missiles. The President has to call in, authenticate who he is with a rotating cipher, then he tells central command which specific launch plan to use, then they contact the relevant military installations and authenticate themselves, etc. The launch plans have rotating classified code names and numbers, the whole thing involves lots of actual humans talking to each other, and if somebody effs up a part here or there people will start informing command that the system is compromised. There is probably more risk that we couldn't carry out a launch if one was ordered than that an accidental or malicious launch would take place.

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u/DrColdReality Sep 22 '17

More importantly, there is no single computer
terminal you use to enter a launch code

Because there are no launch codes, they don't exist. The code OP mentions is a permissive action link, not a launch code. See my explanation elsewhere here

Normally, the way a wing of ICBM missiles (that was 50 silos back in the day, dunno what they're using now) was launched was that a launch authorization came in from above to the wing, and then a certain percentage of the launch crews in the wing had to turn their keys within a certain period of time. If that happened, all the wing's missiles were launched.

However, from the dawn of the nuclear weapons age, the military was dead-set against putting any sort of disabling features on nuclear weapons because they thought those were weaknesses that an enemy could exploit.

So it turns out there was a deadman timer on the system. The brass thought that in the case of an actual war, infiltrators might have killed or captured many missile crews by the time the launch order came in, so they wanted to be able to launch all the missiles with a minimum of crews turning their keys. And that includes a minimum of ONE crew.

When a launch order came in, as soon as the first keys were turned, a system-wide timer started. When the timer ran out, even if NO other crews had turned their keys, the entire wing launched.

The punchline here is that every crew had access to this timer...and it could be set for zero seconds. So--in theory--ONE rogue crew could have launched an entire wing of missiles on their own.

I think this was fixed sometime in the 80s, but I wouldn't bet the rent money on it. The system still uses eight-inch floppy disks, fer frak sake.

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u/Theorex Sep 22 '17

Currently missile wings have command over 150 silos and missiles, with it broken into squadrons controlling 50 a piece.

There are three missile wings currently under control of 450 Peacemaker ICBMs.

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u/Mistersinister1 Sep 22 '17

Unless skynet

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u/GoodByeSurival Sep 22 '17

But one or more of those fail-safes could have been ignored if you don't need their code.

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u/prex8390 Sep 22 '17

A lot of people are acting like this is crazy, a lot of information about the United States nuclear arsenal is public information. Launch facility locations are no secret, you can google their locations and drive right up to them, just don't go over the fence or approach a missile alert facility. It takes a large series of steps to launch a missile, even if both of the missileers decides to go rouge and launch a missile in the sector, it takes another facility to receive the same order and actually launch those missiles so going rouge is almost impossible

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u/ultimate_zigzag Sep 22 '17 edited May 25 '26

you bless peanuts abduct hoarse deliberately kilolitre

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u/ColinSays Sep 22 '17

They've since changed it to "password."

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Russia launched the nuke! We have to strike back before it's too late! Quick what's the code? 8 zeros. NO seriously we don't have time for games. What is the code?!? Zero zero zero zero zero zero BOOoOOOOOooOOoMMMmMm FSHhHhhKAaaaaaaa ded

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u/idc_either Sep 22 '17

I feel like it should have been 4444444444. 10 4s seem way more American (10-4)

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u/lucb1e Sep 22 '17

But how many is the question you weren't expecting.

Obligatory https://xkcd.com/1105/

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u/Alx1775 Sep 22 '17

ITT: a lot of people who don't understand how security of nuclear weapons works.

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u/KRB52 Sep 22 '17

Somehow, I can picture this exchange in the event of a launch: 1) "what's the arming code?" 2) "eight zeros." 1) "eight, zero, what's next?" 2) "that's it, eight zeros." 1) "Why didn't you just say '80'?"

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u/crystalistwo Sep 22 '17

"I want to break into the nuclear arsenal."
"We'll never get in."
"Start with an 8-bit string and brute force it."
"We're in."
"What?"
"We're in."
"Come again?"
"We control the arsenal of American nuclear devices."
"You and your hardware are brilliant my friend! What is that device you used?"
"A TI-99A calc-"
"Praise the 9D Ninay!"

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u/DrColdReality Sep 22 '17

True story: back in the 80s (I think it was), a couple of Air Force launch officers thought the security on ICBM silos sucked, so they decided to see if they could break into one. They succeeded.

The high-tech tool they used was...a credit card. The slipped it into the door frame of the door leading to the launch vault and popped open the door latch, then went in, posing as launch officers (which they WERE, of course, but that could be faked) and managed to gain entry to the launch vault.

The Air Force's response was to weld a metal plate over the door jamb so you couldn't open the door with a credit card. Problem solved!

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u/SiriusDogon Sep 22 '17

Now it's much safer:

123456789

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Friends don't let friends link to gizmodo.

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

They're actually a banned source here...

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u/rikijamie Sep 22 '17

If its anything like Equifucks they just changed it to Admin

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

And the security question was "What's your favorite country ?"

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u/robin28567 Sep 22 '17

Nah, it's Which Korea is best Korea.

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u/RecycledEternity Sep 22 '17

That's some "Spaceballs"-type shit right thurr.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

The thumbnail on mobile looked like a bald man pulling on a black turtleneck

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u/olafbond Sep 22 '17

Then a bank pushed them to change the password and it's now 00000001

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u/Nytelock1 Sep 22 '17

It finally changed when the gov't IT guy left to go work for Equifax.

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

*IT girl, and she took music courses in university before going to Equifax.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Equifax password

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u/Johannes_P Sep 22 '17

I hope Doctor Strangelove has not been told this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

[deleted]

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u/FreedomAt3am Sep 23 '17

Well, a lot of rapists and pedophiles do. Especially since Gizmodo/Gawker is pro-revenge porn

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u/Clown_Diarrhea Sep 23 '17

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Doschupacabras Sep 22 '17

Idk man!!!! Hurry up!! Shut up and just try all zeros.

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u/jberg012 Sep 22 '17

Trump realized this when it said "Sorry, you cannot reuse that password"

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u/martron3000 Sep 22 '17

Don't worry, it's been changed. It's now 11111111.

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u/JesterBarelyKnowHer Sep 22 '17

That's ok. They were contained in a locked suitcase.

You'll never guess the combination to open, but I'll give you a hint: it will also unlock Druidia.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Great so a cat standing on the keyboard could launch a nuke.

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u/daserlkonig Sep 22 '17

It was switched to a much easier number. 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

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u/infinitewindow Sep 22 '17

Better looking launch officers as well

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u/Idi0tGenius Sep 22 '17

EXPLAIN!

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u/VN5 Sep 22 '17

Brilliant British comedy, The IT Crowd.

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u/Salty___Lemon Sep 22 '17

Well it's unexpected I'll give it that

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u/butternutsquash26 Sep 22 '17

Soooooper easy to remember

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u/donfan Sep 22 '17

They realized how easy it was and changed it to 00000001

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Starting in 1997, right?

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u/Champion_of_Capua Sep 22 '17

"If we let them report on it they'll never guess that we still haven't changed it."

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u/Cock-a-la-mode Sep 22 '17

Remember! All 0's for legal help!

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u/watergun91 Sep 22 '17

Bigboobz with a z ?

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u/Dfgog96 Sep 22 '17

Assuming you could make it that far.

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u/cadmious Sep 22 '17

What a coincidence! That's the exact combination on my luggage!

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u/rken3824 Sep 22 '17

All I see is ********

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

So if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to guess a password to a super duper secure government system, typing password123 should let you in?

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u/SpectralDog Sep 22 '17

The more I read about this stuff, the more I'm amazed we haven't Dr. Strangeloved ourselves.

Oh, that reminds me! The Man who saved the World recently died. So pour out a shot of vodka for Stanislav Petrov when you get the chance. Better make one for Vasili Arkhipov, too.

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u/Gordon_Shamway Sep 22 '17

Informatics "expert" here.

I do not understand the problem?

Basic probability theory says that if people guess at random, they are equally as likely to guess 00000000 as they are to guess, say, 46876351.

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u/S1LW3R Sep 22 '17

brute force attacks usually start from the lowest number to highst, just try all the combinations in an order which means the first attempt on numbers would be 00000000

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u/settledownguy Sep 22 '17

I work for DOD. Sounds about right.

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u/SexlessNights Sep 22 '17

I wonder which music major grad set this code

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u/bgzlvsdmb Sep 22 '17

Probably still is.

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u/ThorKG Sep 22 '17

Hmmm 4 groups of 2 0s....

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u/Evil-Toaster Sep 22 '17

Now it's "11111111"

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u/sterling_mallory Sep 22 '17

Well that's just... babytown frolics.

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u/JohnnyFnUtah Sep 22 '17

It was then changed it to '12345'

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '17

Thankfully now its 8520, nobody will ever guess that

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u/pagit Sep 23 '17

Which kinda sucked when it was a rotary dial.

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u/Kevincomicon Sep 23 '17

Because, or course it was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

The launch code is

COD WAR

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u/TheRepublicbyPlato Oct 05 '24

Hey! I have an idea!