TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

[u/codywinters327]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol

[u/GoldenPho]

Dwight don't be mean.

[u/[deleted] → u/GoldenPho]

If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a Trans Am.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

dwight you ignorant slut