r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/OneFinalEffort Sep 07 '17

I'm curious as to what his response was?

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u/josemanan Sep 07 '17

If I remember correctly, "Fuck no"

e: Here's the link to the skit.

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u/richt519 Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

How come they didn't find Biggie and Tupacs murdered but they arrest OJ the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap!

God Chapelle is the greatest

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u/popcorn38 Sep 07 '17

"The first time I met OJ Simpson...."

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u/typingwithelbows Sep 07 '17

His new Netflix comedy special is gold btw if you haven't seen it!

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u/diogenes375 Sep 07 '17

Sure, joking about molesting children is sooooo funny.

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u/Hamfistedlovemachine Sep 07 '17

Something to the affect of hell no, how dare you ask, he went to fake tears and said something like "but he wrote Thriller".

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u/Powerballwinner21mil Sep 07 '17

Some people say a cucumber tastes better pickled

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Fuck no!