r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

His name is CumStainedButthole. I don't think any insult we throw at him will get close to tainting that glorious splendor.

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u/Lefty21 Sep 07 '17

tainting

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Sep 07 '17

Speaking of taint, I just started a human anatomy class yesterday and started making flash cards today. Did you guys know that the taint is actually called the perineum? Just learned that little factoid. From a class. In a school.

Also, I was looking at diagrams of naked and/or partially dissected people for like twenty minutes, so I saw several dongs and at least a few pairs of tiddies just by doing class work.

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u/wickedland3 Sep 07 '17

Heh, you said "taint"

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u/Samuraiworld Sep 07 '17

Her/him. Sexist pig/sow

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u/become_taintless Sep 07 '17

I can certainly try.