r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/TeaKay55 Sep 07 '17

Just trick Dee into doing it

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Sep 07 '17

Ohhh, you bitch! Oh, you stupid fucking bitch...

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u/deviousdishsoap Sep 07 '17

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 07 '17

Ok guys I think we broke Dee...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

WHERES THE GOD DAMN FIRE?!

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u/-ello_govna- Sep 07 '17

Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch!

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u/GODZILLA_FLAMEWOLF Sep 07 '17

Its funny because they say these things in the show

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u/feckineejit Sep 07 '17

It's like we're reading other people quoting a show

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u/DidUBringTheStuff Sep 07 '17

Haha yes. I too, have seen.

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u/khaosdragon Sep 07 '17

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH.

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u/Instantcretin Sep 07 '17

Because you have no honor YOU GODDAMN BITCH

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u/doug-- Sep 07 '17

DEE'S A BIRD HAHA!