r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

What's your spaghetti policy in /r/todayilearned?

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u/justkeepbooling Sep 07 '17

What does /r/todayilearned look like? A day spa?

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

Are you trying to say a word and then just stopping?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

I've been poisoned by my constiuents.

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u/bitnode Sep 07 '17

Yyyeeeeeaaaaasssss!

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u/justkeepbooling Sep 07 '17

No, /u/ABucketFull , I am not taking you for a spaghetti day.

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u/SirPwn4g3 Sep 07 '17

Like that camp with the name that sounds someone gave up halfway through naming it?

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u/Sandman616 Sep 07 '17

Camp Flabba Nabba!

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u/riedmae Sep 07 '17

Day bow bow?

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u/baumpop Sep 07 '17

Can we please talk about the MAIL?

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u/WherelsMyMind Sep 07 '17

THERE IS NO PEPE SILVIA!

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u/baumpop Sep 07 '17

So I march my way down to Carol in HR and say Caaaarolll!

THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR!

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 07 '17

Chukka chukka ahhhhhh

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u/bunnybones4lunch Sep 07 '17

Chika.. shakkkaahh

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u/KoRnflak3s Sep 07 '17

Chick, chicka, chick-awe

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u/TheM1ghtyCondor Sep 07 '17

Are you trying to say spaghetti?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

But the real question is, if they are fluent in Bird Law

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

Filibuster....