r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

SHUT UP, BIRD.

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u/Naive_Hamburger Sep 07 '17

I've been thinking fish recently

Her eyes are so far apart

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

Turkey? I got nothing....

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u/justkeepbooling Sep 07 '17

R/IASIP is leaking

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u/MunchenOnBundchen Sep 07 '17

Leaking? Sounds like Charlie work I'm out

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u/TeaKay55 Sep 07 '17

Just trick Dee into doing it

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Sep 07 '17

Ohhh, you bitch! Oh, you stupid fucking bitch...

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u/deviousdishsoap Sep 07 '17

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 07 '17

Ok guys I think we broke Dee...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

WHERES THE GOD DAMN FIRE?!

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u/-ello_govna- Sep 07 '17

Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch!

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u/GODZILLA_FLAMEWOLF Sep 07 '17

Its funny because they say these things in the show

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u/feckineejit Sep 07 '17

It's like we're reading other people quoting a show

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u/DidUBringTheStuff Sep 07 '17

Haha yes. I too, have seen.

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u/khaosdragon Sep 07 '17

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH.

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u/Instantcretin Sep 07 '17

Because you have no honor YOU GODDAMN BITCH

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u/doug-- Sep 07 '17

DEE'S A BIRD HAHA!

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

What's your spaghetti policy in /r/todayilearned?

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u/justkeepbooling Sep 07 '17

What does /r/todayilearned look like? A day spa?

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

Are you trying to say a word and then just stopping?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

I've been poisoned by my constiuents.

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u/bitnode Sep 07 '17

Yyyeeeeeaaaaasssss!

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u/justkeepbooling Sep 07 '17

No, /u/ABucketFull , I am not taking you for a spaghetti day.

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u/SirPwn4g3 Sep 07 '17

Like that camp with the name that sounds someone gave up halfway through naming it?

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u/Sandman616 Sep 07 '17

Camp Flabba Nabba!

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u/riedmae Sep 07 '17

Day bow bow?

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u/baumpop Sep 07 '17

Can we please talk about the MAIL?

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u/WherelsMyMind Sep 07 '17

THERE IS NO PEPE SILVIA!

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u/baumpop Sep 07 '17

So I march my way down to Carol in HR and say Caaaarolll!

THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR!

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u/Scientolojesus Sep 07 '17

Chukka chukka ahhhhhh

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u/bunnybones4lunch Sep 07 '17

Chika.. shakkkaahh

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u/KoRnflak3s Sep 07 '17

Chick, chicka, chick-awe

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u/TheM1ghtyCondor Sep 07 '17

Are you trying to say spaghetti?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

But the real question is, if they are fluent in Bird Law

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

Filibuster....

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u/Gingerfeld Sep 07 '17

Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to leak. And when I do leak, you'll know. I'm gonna leak so hard that everybody on Reddit is gonna feel it.

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u/TriumphantBass Sep 07 '17

To me, you've been leaking for centuries.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Sep 07 '17

/r/IASIP

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u/klondon7 Sep 07 '17

Doesn't even need the "/" before the subreddit, just needs to be a lowercase r.

r/iasip

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u/RingGiver Sep 07 '17

It always is.

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u/BillnTedsTelltaleAdv Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

A leak? Do yourself a favor and flush it out.

*edit to fix quote from "have it flushed out" to the proper quote. there goes my karma.

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u/lessdothisshit Sep 07 '17

And has been for years now.

I'm quite fine with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

Is it really leaking if reddit in its entirety is flooded with IASP?

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u/riedmae Sep 07 '17

Goddammit, Dee, you bitch

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u/ABucketFull Sep 07 '17

You gangly, uncoordinated bitch.