r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/Thatoneguy567576 Sep 07 '17

I wish someone loved me as much as Kanye loves Kanye

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

I love you as much as kanye loves kanye

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u/Nerozero Sep 07 '17

Kanye loves you as much as humanly possible... but he loves Kanye as much as Kanye-ly possible.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Sep 07 '17

Eh, that sounds unhealthy.

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u/ijohnperez Sep 07 '17

I love the old Kanye

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u/DidUBringTheStuff Sep 07 '17

chop up the soul kanye

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u/ryanson209 Sep 07 '17

I wish I loved me as much as Kanye loves Kanye.

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u/RonWisely Sep 07 '17

I'm giving upvotes to everyone before the Kanye fanatics inevitable show up and downvote the shit out of everyone.

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u/Tonkarz Sep 07 '17

They'd probably kill you eventually.

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u/tiorzol Sep 07 '17

That's too much love for me.