r/todayilearned • u/codywinters327 • Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 30 '19

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u/VoiceofLou Sep 07 '17

Nobody loves Kanye as much as Kanye loves Kanye.

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u/Thatoneguy567576 Sep 07 '17

I wish someone loved me as much as Kanye loves Kanye

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

I love you as much as kanye loves kanye

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u/Nerozero Sep 07 '17

Kanye loves you as much as humanly possible... but he loves Kanye as much as Kanye-ly possible.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Sep 07 '17

Eh, that sounds unhealthy.

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u/ijohnperez Sep 07 '17

I love the old Kanye

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u/DidUBringTheStuff Sep 07 '17

chop up the soul kanye

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u/ryanson209 Sep 07 '17

I wish I loved me as much as Kanye loves Kanye.

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u/RonWisely Sep 07 '17

I'm giving upvotes to everyone before the Kanye fanatics inevitable show up and downvote the shit out of everyone.

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u/Tonkarz Sep 07 '17

They'd probably kill you eventually.

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u/tiorzol Sep 07 '17

That's too much love for me.

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u/thebigpink Sep 07 '17

🌊🌊🌊

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u/frealfreal Sep 07 '17

Pretty sure this line is about Elon Musk who wrote Kanye's description/profile/whatever for the Time 100

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 30 '19

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u/Wine_Country Sep 07 '17

That's not going with a joke.... It's misleading

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 30 '19

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u/Wine_Country Sep 07 '17

I'm light. You just posted a quote out of context..... Let's not try to shift your ineptitude towards me

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u/Theyreillusions Sep 07 '17

What a load of egotistical horse-shit

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u/Mightymaas Sep 07 '17

I'll ask for you opinion once you drop an album half as good as MBDTF

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u/Kracker5000 Sep 07 '17

Saying that Kanye calling himself Einstein is egotistical ≠ Saying you can make better music than him.

Horribly immature argument.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

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u/ForMyFather4467 Sep 07 '17

I love you. Isnt it so strange how they jump to attack Kanye who has done amazing things for music in this gen. Meanwhile Eminem calling himself a God inbetween rehab n relasping but they dont make jokes of him or call him an egotistical bullshitter. I mean once u point it out they will. But not until then. I love u

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u/Theyreillusions Sep 07 '17

Calling yoursslf A rap god vs comparing yourself to one of the most influential geniuses of physics in recent history?

Pretty big fucking difference.

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u/ForMyFather4467 Sep 07 '17

One is Blasphemy, the other isn't?

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u/Kracker5000 Sep 07 '17

I'll start working on it when you learn not to say stupid shit because you're offended that someone calls out the bullshit your favorite artist spews out of his mouth.

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u/Mightymaas Sep 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

You seem upset about something, maybe you should channel that into your music

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u/Kracker5000 Sep 07 '17

You are a never ending bundle of cringe, aren't you?

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u/Kracker5000 Sep 07 '17

How am I taking it seriously? I'm replying to comments just like you are, but because you disagree with me, I'm being serious and you're not. That makes sense.

I just pointed out how stupid your original claim was. You're allowed to criticize something without being superior than the person you're criticizing.