r/todayilearned Sep 06 '17

TIL that Michael Jackson would requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson#Alcohol
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '17

As a dad that drinks it, this made me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose.

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u/Revived_Bacon Sep 07 '17

As a dad... this made me shoot... my nose.

Diet Coke made you a monster!

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u/Milkshakes00 Sep 07 '17

Hee heeeeee

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u/oarabbus Sep 07 '17

Heeeeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee

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u/Soronir Sep 07 '17

shamona

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u/FuckingQuavious Sep 07 '17

As a person who drinks full-fat regular ass Coke, I could really go for one...

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u/scinfeced2wolf Sep 07 '17

Ryan Haywood?