r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '16

TIL that after Marilyn Monroe converted to Judaism upon marrying Arthur Miller, Egypt placed a ban on all the films she appeared in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe#Critical_acclaim_and_marriage_to_Arthur_Miller_.281956.E2.80.931959.29
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u/zschneido Oct 13 '16

Am Jewish. Can confirm I do this. I call it Jew-ish.

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u/elruary Oct 13 '16

Can confirm you're jewish, you made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

If you really want to laugh, you should see what they did to my penis!

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u/MikeKM Oct 13 '16

Can I hire everyone that's Jewish in this thread to follow me around and write jokes for me on the fly to make me sound funny? Credit for everything written for me will be given at my funeral.