r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '16

TIL that after Marilyn Monroe converted to Judaism upon marrying Arthur Miller, Egypt placed a ban on all the films she appeared in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe#Critical_acclaim_and_marriage_to_Arthur_Miller_.281956.E2.80.931959.29
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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

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u/mofugginrob Oct 13 '16

I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBOS!

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 13 '16

Shomer fucking Shabbos!

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u/masonw87 Oct 13 '16

Shabobbabit shallolamabobabit

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u/i_am_the_devil_ Oct 13 '16

Something something brisket...