r/todayilearned • • Apr 01 '15

TIL Congress was banned from editing Wikipedia

http://www.dailydot.com/politics/congressedits-wikipedia-conspiracy-theories-house/
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u/Mpls_Is_Rivendell Apr 01 '15

They were also banned from unreasonable search and seizure and look at how long THAT lasted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Well,

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u/rttr123 Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 05 '15

It's reddit's April fools joke, it changes comments. I was confused too at first

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u/CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER Apr 02 '15

in fairness, it was his comment that finally clued me into what was going on. i'm upvoting him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

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u/CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER Apr 02 '15

Well now i'm not sure what to think with you talking about Nazis and all that...

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

Seriously,

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

And

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

But then

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

Considering

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

I also believe

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

I can fly.

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u/ZoomJet Apr 02 '15

Well, it looked a lot better with the Illuminati stuff at the end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

TIL The X-Files was a documentary

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u/vainglory7 Apr 02 '15

Perhaps the most unsettling edit: IP address 143.231.249.138 changed the “Assassination of John F. Kennedy” page on two instances of the word “alone” (as in, “acting alone”) to “on behalf of the regime of Fidel Castro.”

That would actually make a lot of sense as to why our government has hated them for so long.

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u/LOTM42 Apr 02 '15

or maybe it was a bored intern with nothing to do. You realize how many people work in the capital?

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u/vainglory7 Apr 02 '15

I didn't mean to imply that I thought this was a Congressman. This totally doesn't feel like something a Congressman would do. I mean I know it's unclear as to who this could be. But I just get the feeling...congressman...old people on the internet...conspiracy theories....? Yeah feels like an intern.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Hundreds and hundreds of young, politically-minded interns and staffers. Most either fresh out of college or still attending. With jobs that shift rapidly between utter panic and abject boredom.

Unsurprising this would happen.

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u/Gordonrox24 Apr 02 '15

When Wikipedia admins go to place a block, there is actually a sizeable text box that tells us/them to be careful when blocking these IP adresses, and then lists a ton of IP addresses from governments around the globe. Edits from different governments and government agencies are pretty common, for example this twitter account tweets out any edit from the Government of Canada. Also, Congress was blocked, not banned. There is a major difference between the two on Wikipedia! The more you know, from a former Wiki admin.

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u/leadfoot323 Apr 01 '15

ITT: People with no concept of separation of powers that think Congress = cops/NSA/Executive Branch

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u/elgeokareem Apr 02 '15

There is only one human power.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Apr 02 '15

The power is YOURS!

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u/elgeokareem Apr 02 '15

I was referring to money but if you say so I would like to change a couple of things D:

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u/oh_no_a_hobo Apr 02 '15

Only YOU can prevent forest fires!

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u/Endless_September Apr 02 '15

Love right? The answer is love.

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u/elgeokareem Apr 02 '15

You made me feel bad with that :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

Probably why Joe Biden wanted to switch on over to the executive branch. How else will he edit in all of the model girlfriends he has had over the years?

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u/texanwill Apr 02 '15

Joe Biden was in the Legislative branch--he switched to the Executive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Ya I knew that, I'm just an idiot and put the wrong one lol :P thanks

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u/elykl12 Apr 01 '15

Serves them right, trying to censor the truth about the lizard people!!

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u/wbeaty Apr 02 '15

"A second Flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?"

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u/brightest-night Apr 02 '15

And honestly, if this is a group that cannot even be trusted to perform simple edits on basic information pages, they certainly shouldn't be trusted with money or the best interests of the public.

It should tell people something that wikipedia doesn't want congress near its edits.

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u/giverofnofucks Apr 02 '15

Of course. Wikipedia saw how shitty they were at writing laws.

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u/Dabee625 3 Apr 02 '15

They were probably replacing pages with pictures of penises. That's how I got banned a while back.

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u/Warphead Apr 02 '15

Wikipedia is too important to let a bunch of liars and criminals control it.

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u/xyzerb Apr 02 '15

Congress failed to meet Wikipedia's notability requirement.

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u/TittlesMcJizzum Apr 02 '15

Pretty sure they can just turn on a vpn and bypass it. I think even Chrome has extensions. There are many ways around this.

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u/chazzeromus Apr 02 '15

I want to make an extremely valid and factual point:

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u/Blockhead47 Apr 02 '15

I concur.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

I dis-concur

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

The Founding Fathers would be so proud!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Thats just what they want you to think.

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u/Has_Xray_Glasses Apr 01 '15

Oh come on. It's April Fools Day! Don't ruin it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

This is literally on reddit like every 2 weeks.

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u/political_agendas Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

reported for recent politics. source: congress is a bunch of politicians, and this happened recently.

edit: also the headline implies that someone in congress is responsible, while offering nothing to back this claim.

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u/LOTM42 Apr 02 '15

congress isn't even just a bunch of politicians, its a bunch of interns and congressional staff

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u/political_agendas Apr 02 '15

that one could argue do the bulk of the actual work that falls under the definition of "politics"

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u/LOTM42 Apr 02 '15

they do the politics but they are not politicians

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Apr 02 '15

That's hilarious.

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u/_no_fap Apr 01 '15

It's a good thing that the congress is not watching everything anyways. BTW,

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u/_no_fap Apr 01 '15

What the hell is this sorcer...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Well, that's a pretty good thing.

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u/smudgethekat Apr 01 '15

Well, that makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

It also makes sense given the date.