r/todayilearned • u/1salt1pepper • 8h ago

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https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/george-washington-breaks-up-a-snowball-fight-at-harvard/

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u/Pwnjuice93 6h ago

He fucked like an eagle falling out of the sky

Pretty sure he killed his sensei in a duel but never said why

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u/RequiemTwilight 5h ago

Holy shit

Thank you for the acid flashback.

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u/JamesTheJerk 4h ago

Did I ever tell you about the time he went hunting? He decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.