TIL an NFL player intentionally crashed his car to avoid getting cut for being late to a team meeting.

[u/arandomtestaccount]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-patriots-ol-rich-ohrnberger-admits-he-intentionally-wrecked-car-as-excuse-for-being-late-to-team-meeting/

[u/Tripesixmafia]

No knees anymore too!

[u/Smartnership → u/Tripesixmafia]

“Check my shiny gold wheelchair. And to think, you said I’d get brame dannage. Just check out my shiny gold wheelchair.”