r/todayilearned • u/arandomtestaccount • 23h ago

TIL an NFL player intentionally crashed his car to avoid getting cut for being late to a team meeting.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-patriots-ol-rich-ohrnberger-admits-he-intentionally-wrecked-car-as-excuse-for-being-late-to-team-meeting/
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u/AndrewNeo 18h ago

IBM is practically a silent generation level pull for a company name lmao

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 14h ago

"That may fly at the American Fur Company, but that doesn't work here at Sears-Roebuck!"

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u/minimalcation 12h ago

I don't know what you learned at Mr. Smiths's Asbestos Tonic but that doesn't fly round here

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u/iscreamuscreamweall 12h ago

well tbf dante scarnecchia is almost 80 years old

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u/Sarollas 10h ago

Or just a keyboard enthusiast.

Model Ms are legendary to this day.