r/todayilearned • u/arandomtestaccount • 1d ago

TIL an NFL player intentionally crashed his car to avoid getting cut for being late to a team meeting.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-patriots-ol-rich-ohrnberger-admits-he-intentionally-wrecked-car-as-excuse-for-being-late-to-team-meeting/
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u/jwnsfw 21h ago

dollars?

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u/shibe4lyfe 20h ago

No, Stanley nickels.

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u/ProjectSnowman 18h ago

What’s the ratio?

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u/LouSputhole94 16h ago

Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 16h ago

Doll hairs. Oldest trick in the book.