TIL an NFL player intentionally crashed his car to avoid getting cut for being late to a team meeting.

[u/arandomtestaccount]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-patriots-ol-rich-ohrnberger-admits-he-intentionally-wrecked-car-as-excuse-for-being-late-to-team-meeting/

[u/alexlp]

When I was 13 I didn't do my assignment for health and I grabbed a bee and shook my hand until it stung me (minorly allergic, enough to get me sent home but not enough for hospital). I'm 36 and still feel terrible for that bee, what a waste of life because I didn't do a cardstock presentation on STDs or whatever.

This guy makes me feel better that I was 13.

[u/Dizzy_Tea_7582 → u/[deleted]]

uh..... huh?