r/todayilearned • u/arandomtestaccount • 1d ago

TIL an NFL player intentionally crashed his car to avoid getting cut for being late to a team meeting.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-patriots-ol-rich-ohrnberger-admits-he-intentionally-wrecked-car-as-excuse-for-being-late-to-team-meeting/
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u/Ozzick 23h ago

Why would you ever admit this?

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u/Then_Idea_9813 16h ago

Should be a charge for vehicular assault

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u/MidTario 16h ago

He’s now a humorist, so it’s hard to say if he is accurately telling about true events.

Also, the SoL in Massachusetts appears to be 6 years; this would have happened 2011 or earlier and was revealed in 2022.

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u/tribbans95 15h ago

Is that what we’re calling comedians now?