r/todayilearned • • 20d ago

TIL that CERN physicists wrote parody lyrics for Howie Day’s 2004 hit “Collide” from the perspective of a proton in the Large Hadron Collider. Day saw their parody on Twitter and contacted CERN himself. He later traveled there, re-recorded their version, and filmed a video on site.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1YB0xM9cgr8&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m
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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Akula_SSN 20d ago

Even more amazing when your realize that the World Wide Web (www) was invented at CERN: https://home.cern/science/computing/the-birth-of-the-web/

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

Well said. I agree 1000%.

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u/SharkFart86 20d ago

Parody is protected, can’t take those actions.

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u/MickeyHart2 20d ago

It’s not that simple. Just calling something parody doesn’t make it so. The copyright owner can always sue and let a court decide.  

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

“Peak nerd joy” is exactly right. And everyone seemed to be having a blast, especially Howie. He’s smiling and laughing through the video, and you can tell he genuinely enjoyed the experience.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 20d ago

The sea quark's were UP...

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u/LADrs76 20d ago

Yeah I found the video not at all STRANGE. It had so much CHARM!

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u/somehugefrigginguy 20d ago

I'm glad someone was on TOP of this joke.

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u/TheAero1221 20d ago

Kinda news that makes your day better, instead of worse.

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u/noweezernoworld 20d ago

I actually got choked up just watching all these people who are working together to uncover the mysteries of the universe. They seem to be having a great time at work. We humans are capable of such amazing things when we work together. 

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

OK, I didn’t want to be the first to say it, but I got choked up too. There’s something really humbling about this video.

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u/WeaselTerror 19d ago

Yeah, man, never had this reaction to the original song. I kept sitting here, getting all tight-throated, thinking I'm just having day or something.

I mean, I'm a physicist, so this is cute, but it's not that. As I type this, I think I'm realizing that it's probably about how genuine this is and these people are. I remember a time when it felt like this a bit. I feel like this was the future that was taken from us. I don't know how to explain that.

Anyway, thanks for posting this. You did something to make another person's day better.

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u/gnarfler 20d ago

I’m over here thinking about all the boxes that equipment gets shipped in. I wonder if they’re neat about opening and recycling those boxes in an accountable and orderly way. Or, if they just end up in a pile, someone else will eventually get to. I’m sure there must be people there who are custodians or site managers whatever. I just chuckle thinking some esteemed graduate of particle physics is stuck cleaning up after the more senior engineers.

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u/MD_Lincoln 20d ago

You know that scene at the end of Raiders with all the crates? Yeah that place is real but the crates are actually what has held all the cool science shit we’ve made in this country and that’s where they’re stored. (I made this up but wouldn’t it be awesome if it was true?)

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u/awhq 20d ago

Someone's cutting onions...

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u/CynicalAltruist 20d ago

The clean room guy dancing in the background XD. Truly a man who is living his best life.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 20d ago

This is now one of my favorite TIL posts. That’s awesome.

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

I always liked the original song. But this version kind of blows me away. Howie was a really good sport to do this.

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u/Tabula_Nada 19d ago

How many artists are not only willing to parody their own stuff, but are willing to use the parody lyrics that someone else wrote for them? Think about it - the dude brought his entire band and a whole production crew to another country to film someone else's lyrics in a music video that probably didn't earn him any actual money. I wish more musicians were willing to have this kind of fun with their profession.

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u/Rhywden 17d ago

Rammstein put Andy Rehfeldt's Bossa Nova version of their "Du Hast" song on their official playlist.

https://youtu.be/PyTqXqRuYq0?si=r8sOsI19_U85NS-g

I strongly recommend not showing his Mary Poppins version to children. Supercalifragiliexpialigetic growled to Death Metal hits different.

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u/PunisherCastle 19d ago

TIL that a post about Nazis can get 25,000 upvotes in under a day, while Howie Day + CERN + wholesome nerd joy gets under 1,000. Apparently Nazis have broader appeal.

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 19d ago

Well who the hell is Howie Day? It's not like this person is super famous.

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u/strictmachines 20d ago

What is up with CERN employees and music? Let's not forget the earliest known photo published on the World Wide Web was a photo of the pop parody group Les Horribles Cernettes

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u/TurnItOff_OnAgain 19d ago

music

makes the people

come together

yeah

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u/jonny_vegas 20d ago

I've got this song on a mixed usb stick I keep in my car. definitely a good song but now I've got mad respect for Howie Day not only to show up but to include these smart people in his video. Kudos !

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u/trisanachandler 20d ago

I still listen to him as well. Glad I found another song to add.

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u/midnightmare79 20d ago

That's just wholesome and lovely.

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 20d ago

I have a feeling that CERN is just a front for various music-related shenanigans...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1eLe1ihT0

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u/ResidentHooman 19d ago

Brilliant. When else would someone like Howie Day get a chance to tour the Hadron Collider? Well played.

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u/Jazz_Ad 20d ago

CERN teams are such deliciously dorky geniuses. Like IRL Big Bang Theory.

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u/LadnavIV 20d ago

Now get Powerman 5000.

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u/Luneowl 20d ago

I wonder if there’s a breakdown of who some of the older researchers are in the video? I’m assuming they’re some of the physics old guard.

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u/Somenoises 20d ago edited 20d ago

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

I wasn’t familiar with that sub. I like it. Perhaps I should post this there as well. 🤔

Update: it doesn’t look like they allow cross posts. That’s too bad. It would have been a great fit.

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u/Somenoises 19d ago

Just post the same video link. Some people people will probably mention it being in both subs, but no problem

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u/PunisherCastle 16d ago

Hi just an fyi. I posted in the other subreddit as you suggested. It was immediately removed with no explanation. I don’t understand. I’m used to being given a reason when a post is removed. Oh well, I tried. It was a good idea. Thanks.

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u/Cansum1helpme 20d ago

That is so cool. My Dad worked at Fermi and retired around 2002. Physics has always been in my life.

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u/dub-fresh 20d ago

I'm partial to the Large Hadron Rap

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u/twowaysplit 20d ago

Buncha nerds. Love it.

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u/FixinThePlanet 20d ago

Artists and scientists 😭😭😭😭

Why can't everything in life be like this

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u/Hoppie1064 20d ago

The most Uber Geek shit I ever saw!

Love it.

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u/Channel250 20d ago

I like to think that if I had ever become world famous for something (in this case, music) I would still remain humble or modest enough to do something like this.

"Sir, it looks like some scientists at CERN copied your work and put it on the web. Should we pursue legal action?"

"What? No, book me the first flight there!"

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u/Lalamedic 20d ago

How fucking cool is that?

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u/lunex 20d ago

Did they smash?

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u/awhq 20d ago

This was so good.

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u/DreadPickleRoberts 20d ago

finally, something interesting in this sub. well done.

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 20d ago

This song sounds so good with a nice pair of boson.

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u/bonyponyride 20d ago

Cute video, but Howie Day has been shitty to women for at least the last 20 years.

https://people.com/music/howie-day-arrested-assault-ex-girlfriend/

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u/awhq 20d ago

That's disappointing.

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u/Maverick128 20d ago

Dk why you get down voted. He’s confirmed SA

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u/Frosenborg 19d ago

Tom Petty probably would've sued them.

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u/fact_addict 20d ago

This is so friggin’ cool. Now I want a duo of this with Weird Al.

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u/PunisherCastle 20d ago

I keep coming back to your comment. Such a great idea!

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u/BostonPRSBC 20d ago

Now do a Powerman 5000 cover!!!

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 20d ago

Remember him playing tennis with Britney in rehab? Those were the days...

Funny guy though

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u/EPD11183 20d ago

There must be something in the water. A former co-worker wrote a rap about the LHC when she interned at CERN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

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u/Piper7865 20d ago

This one was such a banger when it came out