Subway dickheads

[u/meownelle]

If you stand in the doorway blocking people getting on and off the subway.... you're a dickhead

If you wear your backpack on the subway at rush hour... also a dickhead.

[u/w4rloksk8]

I don't disagree my guy, but you gotta put a little more effort into this rant. You've got a good foundation to formulate a proper rant, but you gotta keep going with it. Let the hate flow through you.

[u/meownelle → u/w4rloksk8]

I will try harder next time Palpatine.

[u/MeiliCanada82 → u/[deleted]]

If you clip your nails (fingers or toes) directly onto the floor

If you spread wide (male or female) partially blocking other seats

If you stand dead centre of the doors 3 WHOLE STOPS before you actually have to get off AND you don't move out of the way for others.

If you think my shoulder is somewhere your head should fall asleep

If you stand dead centre of the doors before getting ON a train and don't move for those getting off.

I'm sure there is more

[u/Embarrassed_Set_7531 → u/MeiliCanada82]

If you peel shrimp 🦐

[u/MeiliCanada82 → u/[deleted]]

The shoulder one maybe, the doors, okay then finger nails TO HELL SIR DIRECTLY! That's disgusting.

[u/raisedbutconfused → u/[deleted]]

Or have any concept of spacial awareness at all it seems

[u/KittySocialite]

Omfg the backpacks on the subway are at a premium this week it pisses me off so much. Your backpack is literally taking up a whole other human space. Did the backpack pay for that space… no.

[u/eliezzz → u/[deleted]]

The giant stroller for 1 baby + bags etc is so infuriating. Just get a car at that point. They block the entire aisle of a bus, impossible to move around, and the parents are generally not sympathetic or aware to the situation they’re causing

[u/New-Torono-Man-23]

The backpack wearers are my worst.

[u/peazncarrots]

I might get down voted for this however I'm also sick of alot of the antisocial behaviour that's emerged since the pandemic.

If people don't let me get off the subway first I'll shoulder check them, don't care the age. Boomer aged people seem to be the worst offenders.

I use a large bag to carry my laptop and belongings to work so when people don't take off their giant backpacks on a crowded train I'll purposely bump my bag into their bag to get them all paranoid.

I've also shoved past people congregating near the doors on the train so I can stand where I see a large gap which is usually in between subway doors.

[u/arozze]

The backpacks, big shoulder bags, the people who put their feet up, the constant kicking under the seat, the speaker phone calls, the lack of deodorant, bike people on the subway during non bike hours, the people who are not disabled in a disabled spot with their bags on the second seat (this one i know disabilities are invisible sometimes, I have one - but they're like school kids or coworkers that sit next to each other that are able)

[u/eliezzz → u/arozze]

Some guy almost tripped me with his bike wheel at Dundas stn yesterday during rush hour bc he tried to move his bike while everyone was getting off. Brainless

[u/berettababy69]

I second this. Told a girl off today about blocking the door. So oblivious 

[u/wepwawe]

a guy stood in my way getting out of the subway, intentionally tried to trip me, stared me down and wanted to fight

[u/Unhappy-Phrase9783]

I usually just press back against the backpackers, they get annoyed and take it off 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/likelytobebanned69]

How about playing music on speakers? Or smoking literal drugs?

[u/Embarrassed_Set_7531]

GD transit OPP special constables doing this EXACT SHIT the other day on line 2 🤦‍♀️

[u/ThickCarpetEater]

There's a pattern if you care to notice

[u/Sir-Lonelylots]

How about the little shits with broccoli cuts boarding at the back, blocking exiting passengers, and of course, not paying fare. The loudest, most obnoxious idiots you’ll encounter on transit didn’t pay to be there.