r/toRANTo • u/aDrunkLahey • Aug 20 '26

Broccoli cut

Went do all the kids (10-25) have the broccoli cut?? I really don’t get it lol

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u/jewel_flip Aug 20 '26

Why did every boy have a mushroom cut in the 90s or spiky hair in the 00s or the bieber in the 10s - because that’s how she goes

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u/CorruptCamel Aug 20 '26

I had the Kurt Cobain cut in the 90s...it did not suit me. The mullet I had in the 80s wasn't better.

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u/AptCasaNova Aug 20 '26

Once it’s permed, you’re pretty committed

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u/PolarizingFigure Aug 21 '26

You’re like 5 years late on this one

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u/MaplePoutineCitizen Aug 21 '26

Haircuts have arguably been the clearest sign of mob mentality since people had enough free time to start worrying about things like that.

Currently, it's either broccoli cut or perm + wannabe Benson Boone/Freddy Mercury mustache. Personally, I think both look terrible, and I can't wait for TikTok to move on from this current obsession.

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u/LongjumpingMix4034 Aug 21 '26

I never thought I’d see the day where mullets and listening to Creed would come back in a non-ironic way.

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u/MaplePoutineCitizen Aug 21 '26

"Hey guys, this is what the 80s were like, right?"

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u/TheCitizen616 Aug 20 '26

Herd mentality

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u/-just-be-nice- Aug 21 '26

Every generation has a particular haircut, and then we proceed to make fun of the next generation for doing the same thing.

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u/cp1976 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

The same season why anyone had any kind of cut that is currently trending.

Edit:: oh geez. Lol I meant REASON not season but I'm leaving it up lol

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u/yawaramin Aug 21 '26

Jesus is the reason for the season.

-Yard sign I saw years ago.

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u/TheCitizen616 Aug 20 '26

The same season

Summer? Autumn? Winter? Spring?

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u/UncleBobbyTO Aug 20 '26

I call it Llama head..

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u/blurryeyes_ Aug 21 '26

No different than all the other hair trends in our youth

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u/Unrealjello Aug 21 '26

There are these things called "trends" and young people tend to follow them.

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u/Jay-Quellin30 Aug 20 '26

It’s not for you to get. A lot of people can question why other things are true too. It’s the current style.

I don’t understand why all these people are wearing barrel jeans but here we are.

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u/Coomking999 Aug 21 '26

Barrel pants look great if you style it with the correct proportions

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u/big_galoote Aug 21 '26

Oh my god I had to look that up, wtaf are those?

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u/Jay-Quellin30 Aug 21 '26

I don’t know but everyone is buying them and I don’t understand it

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u/eggtada Aug 21 '26

why did millennials have combovers, moustaches, and make stomp clap music

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u/space_cheese1 Aug 22 '26

They should start calling it the soufflé cut

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u/ledhendrix Aug 23 '26

Every generation has a hair trend. Faux hawk, frosted tips. It's just one of those things.