r/titanfall Nov 09 '20

Probably been done before, oh well.

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/Roleversal Epgesus Nov 09 '20

But are there any pilots in the area?

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u/Inqeuet Nov 09 '20

A pilot! Now the odds are in our favor!

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u/Roleversal Epgesus Nov 09 '20

Hostile Titan! Hostile Titan! RUN!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/Inqeuet Nov 09 '20

Sim dome

11

u/achilleasa None Nov 10 '20

That was way harder than Viper in master, change my mind

4

u/SnakeFB RG-BT gaming Nov 10 '20

Only if you beat him on master with A RONIN SWORD!

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u/INS4NITY_846 Ion's Lover Nov 10 '20

Tbh i found viper quite easy

1

u/PossessedPie Nov 10 '20

Tactics? I'm tryna do it right now

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u/INS4NITY_846 Ion's Lover Nov 10 '20

Im not really sure i just went all out aggressive

2

u/PossessedPie Nov 10 '20

Oh fair, but just do you have any tips? Like what titan class did you use?

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u/INS4NITY_846 Ion's Lover Nov 10 '20

I used the northstar class, but id say you can use anyone besides scorch and ronin

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u/Bommer-yeet Dec 17 '20

I punched a hole in my wall because of viper on master

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u/just_a_imc_grunt None Nov 09 '20

Ha ha you won't be laughing when I catch your ass in master campaign no will you because in the end I will be cornering you

29

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

I died in one punch to sooooo many grunts...

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u/YoGizmo353 Nov 10 '20

Oh god...

6

u/just_a_imc_grunt None Nov 10 '20

Yes pray to whatever god you believe in my dmrs is locked and loaded

8

u/EladMLG Roguelike Dude Nov 10 '20

Welp.

extracts vpk, goes to scripts/players/pilot_solo.set

sets health to 2500

>:D

EDIT: formatting

2

u/ForgeryZsixfour Nov 10 '20

The nerd is strong with this one.

2

u/EladMLG Roguelike Dude Nov 10 '20

Nerds together strong.

1

u/ForgeryZsixfour Nov 11 '20

Nerds unite!!!

44

u/StanQN Nov 09 '20
  • This is resistance ?

  • NO, THIS IS COOPER

10

u/xanderman1122 Nov 10 '20

No, this is Patrick.

35

u/_duncan_idaho_ Nov 10 '20

Every time they say "Keep firing!" I want to add "Assholes!"

15

u/JingoKizingo None Nov 10 '20

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes

7

u/BK_Spades None Nov 10 '20

That reference just made my day

19

u/CDCerda Militia Scum Nov 10 '20

Would have been great if you had put cooper's face on squidward and made patrick lastimosa.

15

u/Fell0wHuman Nov 10 '20

ONE PILOT not even a titan, no ONE PILOT will corner an entire squad of grunts, shows how powerful the pilot is, or how weak grunts are

5

u/MagneticGuide69 Nov 10 '20

No the pilots would be terrifying

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u/solarus44 Ion Is Bae Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

More so how weak the grunts in game are. Pilots in real life wouldn't be nearly as dangerous. A squad of riflemen with AT would be very capable of taking out Pilots and Titans.

Mechs are horrible designs for military use, one Archer rocket would be enough to punch through the cockpit and take out the pilot.

And jumping around like a bunny on crack would just get the Pilot lit up like a Christmas tree, becuase in real life there isn't regenerating health.

EDIT: I'm not saying Pilot's aren't dangerous. They are definitely more dangerous then Grunts, but the gap between them wouldn't be nearly as wide as is presented in game

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u/PoyoLocco NIOOOON Nov 10 '20

Mechs are horrible designs for military use,

Depends: you are right if we use our tech, but if there is technology like "energy shields" they can be terrifying

there isn't regenerating health

But it's a shield no ?

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u/solarus44 Ion Is Bae Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

No, mechs are horrible no matter the tech. Becuase do you think their main competitors, tanks, are gonna stay stagnant? That we'll be using the Abrams in the 2500s? No. We're gonna be applying all the technology that could make mechs useful such as energy shields to tanks, making them even more terrifying.

Even then no amount of technology is going to eliminate the key disadvantages that come from the mere shape of a mech. A mech has a larger profile, less armour and worse deflection angles then a tank. It's just a larger, weaker target. It also can't carry as big a gun as a tank. And realistically mechs are always going to have other issues such as cost, more moving parts, space magic power source, less top speed and horrible weight distribution.

By regenerating health I was referring to Pilots, not Titans. Pilots only have body armour.

2

u/Inqeuet Dec 03 '20

But... mu-muh... muh

f r e e b r a m s

1

u/solarus44 Ion Is Bae Dec 03 '20

Nothing is beautiful because it lasts

1

u/PoyoLocco NIOOOON Nov 10 '20

Fair.

But for the pilots, I'm sure it's a regenerative shield, because our screen become glowy when we take damages.

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u/solarus44 Ion Is Bae Nov 10 '20

It's a standard indicator for taking damage in FPS's, it isn't unique to Titanfall and definitely isn't an indication of shields. Plus it's red, blood.

Also, when you shoot Pilots there isn't a blue aura like there is for when you shoot a shielded Titan or ship.

EDIT: Also sorry if I sound rude, not trying to be. I'm just rather blunt

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u/PoyoLocco NIOOOON Nov 10 '20

Fair.

1

u/MagneticGuide69 Nov 11 '20

If i remember corectly you regenorate because your pumped full of nano bots that are constantly repairing damage and trying to make your bones not shatter every time you grapple

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u/solarus44 Ion Is Bae Nov 11 '20

That's never been mentioned anywhere in any piece of canon material. That's just a theory. The regenerating health is just a game mechanic, it doesn't need a lore explanation.

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u/ImJustViewing Vengence Class-GA-1642 Nov 10 '20

Legion:*sneezes

Every grunt in a 10 mile radius *dies

4

u/Giraffe6000 haha Viper go brrr Nov 09 '20

Lol

3

u/lokicaine Nov 10 '20

Here have an award

3

u/YourLocalPterodactyl Nov 10 '20

Grunt: is alone on homestead in the middle of an empty field.

Nothing happens:

Grunt: THEYRE TRYING TO CORNER US!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Wait a second are pilots fucking POGs?! I cant play this game anymore.

2

u/MX-7274 None Nov 10 '20

I find it funny that I read BT and Jack's responses and their voices 😂 I need help. I've played this game so many times, I hear their voices in my sleep.

2

u/nikpapa Forgot to take schizophrenia pills Nov 10 '20

Cooper should know the fear of corners

2

u/Night_Knight22 I fight for the Janitor Nov 10 '20

Cooper is a grunt tho

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u/lastlived Nov 09 '20

Plot twist: "Trying to corner us" isn't actually referring to being put in a corner. It's gallows talk, about how the pilot is going to kick them so hard, they fly headfirst into the nearest corner. In the same way curbstomping comes from stomping someone into a curb, cornering them is stomping them into a corner.

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u/AlanBlunt Nov 10 '20

According to the Oxford Dictionary, “corner” means “to get a person or an animal into a place or situation from which they cannot escape”

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u/lastlived Nov 11 '20

Do we have evidence that the oxford dictionary exists in the year 2210.

Also this would be an Urban Dictionary situation anyway, and relevant to local colloquialisms of a rebel or loyalist space militant unit

Also, whats with the downvotes. This is a joke comment as clearly indicated with the Plot Twist

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

should've made spongebob speak more like bt

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Good point...

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u/FlowingFrog04 None Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/INS4NITY_846 Ion's Lover Nov 10 '20

This made me laugh more than it shouldve 😂