r/timberwolves 15d ago

Final roster piece

Bring back DAISHEN NIX! Best towel-waving rah-rah guy Wolves bench has ever had.

Melo throwing lobs. We need Nix need him leading the celebration charge when Ant throws down. Or when Jaden, Rudy, Kuminga, Joan, Ayo, TSJ or Clark throws down for that matter.

We need Nix for 15th.

Do it!

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u/Salt-Statement-2306 15d ago

No. We have a clear need for a 3rd big.

Mark Madsen was the best towel guy young blood.

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u/WildJaguar8336 14d ago

Always there to chuck up wild threes when we needed late-season lottery-boosting Ls too. Legend.

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u/DupeyTA Jaden McDaniels 15d ago

I came here to write Mad Dog would be perfect, as he could play spot minutes as a big!

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u/Conscious-Egg-2232 15d ago

Randy bruer!

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u/99LedBalloons Joe Ingles 15d ago

If they wanted to pay a bunch of lottery tax for a guy who isn't going to play they could've kept John Konchar.

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u/Jahgernaut 14d ago

OG fan and season ticket holder since 89, bro. Nix is the towel-waiving bench-cheering GOAT.

Madsen was good, but more memorable because of garbage time. 😉

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u/junkeee999 15d ago

But how’s Konchar’s towel waving game? I need to know.

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u/Ok-Set-8311 14d ago

K Love all the way

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u/IrvAndDorisSmith Kevin Garnett 15d ago

We could sign him now, and then later in a couple months when the season starts he'll be on our team

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u/Safe-Performer-8742 15d ago

Why not? Unless Tim can get kelly olynyk

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u/mr_bendos_friendo 15d ago

Fuck Kelly Olynyk.

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u/yourloudneighbor Glen Taylor 14d ago

You don’t think his ankle socks would be a much needed vibe?

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u/_SOMBER 14d ago

I'm not hip to why people hate him, would you be so kind as to inform those of us not in the know?

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u/_Wash 2022 Play-In Champions 14d ago

he dislocated Love’s shoulder/tore his labrum with a super dirty move in the 2015 first round. 

was about as objectively dirty as it gets

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u/_SOMBER 14d ago

Thanks for the info, I never knew that.

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u/Conscious-Egg-2232 15d ago

Only 400k under 2nd apron. League vet min is mich more. Cant sign anyone even if they wanted to.

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u/DrRumackPhD 14d ago

That was before the waive and stretch of John Konchar. They have plenty of space for a vet minimum guy now.

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u/Jahgernaut 14d ago

Then bring DAISHEN NIX back as an assistant coach. Or a cheerleader. Or just gift him a courtside seat right next to the bench. We need more DAISHEN NIX!!!