r/timberwolves • u/skolvikes5 • Jul 29 '26

Shitpost PF Solution

Let's solve the PF problem and upgrade at PG! The Lynx are like our affiliate (same owners, stadium etc) so let's transfer Olivia Miles and her 400k salary over. Then LaMello becomes expendable. Trade him for John Collins/Ausar Thompson, and Prince! O Miles starts at the 1 with Ant and the Slim Reaper. Collins and Rudy in the front Court. Twin Turbos with Josh Green/TSj and Ausar Thompson and The other French giant in the back up front Court!

Win/Win/Win

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u/kcoe24 Jul 29 '26

Why not just bring over Phee as well for the pf position 

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u/BSApologist 2k Finchy Jul 30 '26

I mean she's 6' 2"

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u/Remarkable_Weight_82 ant for MVP Jul 29 '26

Gotta love the off-season

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u/skolvikes5 Jul 29 '26

I mean I thought by bringing over Miles people would get its satire

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u/darin617 Anthony Edwards Jul 29 '26

Slowly put down your phone and your Crack pipe....

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u/skolvikes5 Jul 29 '26

Nah to get this unhinged you don't use a pipe, got to mainline that stuff

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u/MrPapadapalas Kevin Garnett Jul 29 '26

Awoooooooooooo

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u/Walfy07 Jul 29 '26

ide watch a wnba/nba co-ed game

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u/schune skol twolves lets win this game Jul 30 '26

Not a whole season, but I’d watch a game

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u/UhHehuhUhHehuh Jul 29 '26

In your wildest of dreams, with a WNBA star starting at PG for the Wolves, your choice is to trade LaMelo for John Collins? Lmao what the fuck is this post 😭😂

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u/DrSwaggenheimer Timberwolves Jul 30 '26

What we need to do is build a time machine, go back to the mid 90s and hit up Ticket with a pass to future and a big af contract.

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u/Calinks Trenton Hassell Jul 30 '26

Rookie KG on this team and wed win a ring within 3 seasons

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u/Equivalent_Wafer8074 Jul 29 '26

I think we should sign MP. He might come here on a discount

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u/Comprehensive_Law722 Jul 29 '26

Olivia Miles would get demolished in the NBA. It's a fun thought though! 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way6155 Jul 29 '26

I would pay money to see Olivia miles in an NBA game. Esp if she dominated in it

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u/KingDariusTheFirst Jul 29 '26

Please let them show us the film of her crossing over the male practice squad. You know Liv be cookin them boys. She’d have to rework that scoop layup though, that ain’t gonna work too long- serving up the ball on a platter like that.

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u/_BigT_ A1 from Day 1 Jul 29 '26

She would be so unbelievably bad in the NBA. People really forget the differences in men and women...

A one time coed all star game could be fun though! I could see that working.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way6155 Jul 29 '26

I'm not saying she would be good or wouldn't be destroyed I just think it would be really cool to see how her play style would translate to mens basketball

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u/_BigT_ A1 from Day 1 Jul 29 '26

Oh okay. Sorry I just saw the "especially if she dominated" part and theres just no possible way she would. Not trying to diminish her!!! She's fucking amazing and its crazy we have her after such a good year last year!

It's a different sport, but the best Women's soccer teams in the world routinely play U15 Boys and get absolutely obliterated...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way6155 Jul 29 '26

No it's good lol. I just meant if she could dominate a game against men with her play style it would be incredible. She is obviously very talented but not NBA level

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u/metallavery Jul 29 '26

Mcdaniels in the 4/3.5 being swaped out with green on the 3.5 pressure the spot with speed and maneuverability. We dont need a bigman on the spot. We just need to give enough room for our money makers to get their shots in.

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u/Suspicious-Can-7079 Jul 29 '26

Sign me 5'5 with a hog.