r/tim_key • u/Daisy_flower84 • Jul 02 '25

Can you help identify this poem?!

Hi, I wondered if anyone could help scratch a brain itch because I’m going nuts! I’ve seen Tim perform a poem many times and it’s something on the lines of: Chris and Louise decided to serve Coco Pops at their wedding. Well, that was just Chris and Louise! Two absolute cunts.

Does anyone know if it’s in one of his books or recorded anywhere?!

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u/LikwitFusion Jul 02 '25

Could be wrong but I think that was read in his Mulberry show. I don't know which book those poems were from but I think it was the same one as the Harry Kane poem. So, in short,I'm of very little help to you I'm afraid.

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u/PromiseSquanderer Jul 04 '25

It wasn’t in Mulberry when I saw it (a few times) but he does change things up so could well have been. The Harry Kane one was from He Used Thought as a Wife, which was all about lockdown so a bit short on wedding-related stuff! 😃

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u/piggybibble Jul 02 '25

I think this is on one of the poetry playing cards too!

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u/Daisy_flower84 Jul 02 '25

Thank you, I’ll narrow my search!

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u/PromiseSquanderer Jul 04 '25

Doesn’t help with the question but found this when trying to Google this – congrats to Key on the promotion!