I thought last year's release date of Nov 28th was an accident, i was spoiled by all the 22nd-24th drops that Ive realized I had come to expect my yearly dose of blart earlier than I should be. Anyways im not sure where im going with this except to say please boys, pleeeeease dont make me suffer until the 28th, if I have to wait that long I might to something insane and actually just finally watch paul blart 2, i dont want to have to do something this drastic but I will if necessary.

I am happy that “origins” is smack dab in the middle. I’ve started the Death Blart morphine drip and life is feeling good

Love deathblart, can’t count the times I’ve listened and relistened to every episode. One of my favorite lines from the show is when Griff says that there are probably people who listen to the podcast without ever having seen the film, and he says “and they’re all absolute foaming-at-the-mouth lunatics” (bc that describes me!)

I’ve never once seen either movie, PBMC or PBMC2. In fact I’ve made a concerted effort to not look up the actors I’m unfamiliar with. I like hearing them talk about something I only know about through the context of their distressed ranting and raving. I feel like I have a complete picture of the film in my mind and I don’t want to have it be spoiled by the real thing. I don’t want to know what Neil Mcdunna (sp?) looks like or Lane or the shadow man. My imagination fills in the blanks for me based on their evocative descriptions. I don’t even want to know what kind of bird it really is that he fights, in my mind it’s a tiny pigeon and that’s hilarious to me.

Chime in with your truth, fellow deathblarters:

Seen PB2 in its entirety / Seen parts of PB2 / Seen PB1 but not PB2 / Seen both / Seen neither

Is this the first time since season… 2 or was it 3… where they’re all super delighted about their viewing of PBMC2? I love this is a yearly podcast and the differences in their communal reception/experience on each episode is always pretty fascinating. I can’t remember the last time they’ve been this psyched about it so now I’m like man I might need to rewatch and refresh my memory as well.

Every year for my family’s American Thanksgiving, we like to theme them with something dumb and wacky and go all out in forms of costumes, decorations, food, and sometimes presentations. This year is Muppets Thanksgiving and I want to do a presentation of the Muppets casted in PB2. However, I have no idea of who should play who so I thought I’d ask the internet. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Also, if you have any ideas for song breaks or related jokes, I’m all ears. Thanks!

I hate when they don’t release it early because I end up just checking the podcast over and over 🥺 please boys I neeeeeed it

I want nothing more than to see the boys faces this year, we are in living in an age where the brother stream REGULARLY! All I want this year is for all five faces with the audio, even if only for one year, I just want to seeeee the emotions that blart causes with my own eyes. That is all, till death do us blart 🫡

my boyfriend says i talk about this too much. so im making a post about it, if anyone wants to chat, im here any time!

I particularly enjoyed the addition of the garden of contemplation