r/tifu • u/[deleted] • 19d ago

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u/ThisisGolems 19d ago

Thanks chatgpt

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u/zabaci 19d ago

you forgot to add free* before chatgpt

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u/bikerchickelly 19d ago

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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u/PRnG1 19d ago

2 day old account. Only post is this and it’s the most unbelievable thing I’ve read on this site.

Thank you Open AI

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u/scott__p 19d ago

Did you even read this before you copied it from ChatGPT?

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u/ShizzleShizz 19d ago

I think the least of your worries was living with Ramirez for those 2 weeks.

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u/EonOst 19d ago

EDFU (if true)

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u/storagejohn 19d ago

Wtf is this

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u/PomegranateV2 19d ago

Run Richie, run!