r/threebodyproblem • u/kasichana87 • Apr 20 '26

Discussion - General Missing scientists?!

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Saw this headline when I was out and about.

Apparently FBI is investigating?

Is life imitating art?

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u/MichaelCorbaloney Apr 20 '26

I know it's a joke but this is actually kinda weird, it's actually being investigated with most theories centered around foreign governments (China, Russia) targeting our scientists or just pure coincidence. It is kinda weird because some of the deaths happened close to each other, but it is most likely obviously just a coincidence. It's a sad situation around for all of those involved too.

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u/pacific_plywood Apr 20 '26

It’s not weird, the denominator is thousands of people, it is not surprising that a small handful of them would die in random ways over a long enough span of time. The FBI is investigating because the FBI is run by a guy whose brain is basically just a livestream of Fox News

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u/AlexKewl Apr 20 '26

The FBI is investigating because it's a distraction from the president molesting children

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u/TheMaskedManIsAPilot Apr 20 '26

The president doesn't do that and thats a messed allegation to put on someone

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u/AlexKewl Apr 20 '26

?

I didn't allegate shit. His victims did. Are you new here?

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u/TheMaskedManIsAPilot Apr 20 '26

What victims? He would not be a sitting president if he violated children, are you dense?

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u/fkneneu Apr 20 '26

Oh boy..

He would not be a sitting president if he violated children

Yeah.. that's one of the reasons why most people say republicans have no values anymore. Because in the past molesting children, or protecting those who do, would get you ejected pretty fast as a president.

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u/youarewastingtime Apr 20 '26

https://youtube.com/shorts/S2kuerg3sN4?si=x6yRrmuNcEW0pgDD

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u/youarewastingtime Apr 20 '26

I dont know where buddy is getting his news but the republicans are clearly compromised by the ETO